Jump to content

Communication Simplified: Wimmenspeak and Menglish

slubberdegullion

By slubberdegullion
in General Relationship Discussion

 Share
While the thread author can add an update and reopen discussion, this thread was last posted in over a month ago. Want to continue the conversation? Feel free to start a new thread instead!

Recommended Posts

slubberdegullion Established Member

slubberdegullion

Posted
Posted

WIMMENSPEAK:

  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes. Well, maybe. I'm not sure yet.
  3. Maybe = In your dreams!
  4. We need = I want
  5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = You're in BIG trouble
  7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
  8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
  9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
  10. I'm fine = I'm really upset, but you have to guess why.
  11. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
  12. I am looking for good guy = You'd better have money.
  13. It's a women's perogative to change her mind = Don't count on me for anything
  14. I need a real man = My kids need a step-dad
  15. No games please = I will rip your heart out with my games, but don't you dare play games with me.
  16. I want a man who lives alone = I need a place to stay
  17. I want a man with his own car = I ALWAYS need a ride
  18. I am family oriented = I have several kids by different men
  19. Safe sex only = I have herpes
  20. What is Mine = Mine
  21. What is Shared = Mine
  22. What is Yours = Mine
  23. I Promise to Repay You Soon = Mine (dumb idiot for giving me $ )
  24. Christmas Wishes = BUY ME something

 

MENGLISH:

  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let's have sex now
  6. I am bored = Nothing else to do, so let's have sex
  7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have eat and then sex with you.
  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

dives for cover

witabix Established Member

witabix

Posted
Posted
WIMMENSPEAK:

  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes. Well, maybe. I'm not sure yet.
  3. Maybe = In your dreams!
  4. We need = I want
  5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = You're in BIG trouble
  7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
  8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
  9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
  10. I'm fine = I'm really upset, but you have to guess why.
  11. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
  12. I am looking for good guy = You'd better have money.
  13. It's a women's perogative to change her mind = Don't count on me for anything
  14. I need a real man = My kids need a step-dad
  15. No games please = I will rip your heart out with my games, but don't you dare play games with me.
  16. I want a man who lives alone = I need a place to stay
  17. I want a man with his own car = I ALWAYS need a ride
  18. I am family oriented = I have several kids by different men
  19. Safe sex only = I have herpes
  20. What is Mine = Mine
  21. What is Shared = Mine
  22. What is Yours = Mine
  23. I Promise to Repay You Soon = Mine (dumb idiot for giving me $ )
  24. Christmas Wishes = BUY ME something

 

MENGLISH:

  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let's have sex now
  6. I am bored = Nothing else to do, so let's have sex
  7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have eat and then sex with you.
  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

dives for cover

 

Casts eyes up to the skies.

 

A form of internet supuku Slub?

 

Points to where Sluberdegullion is hiding. "He's over here!"

 

:D

Lonestar Established Member

Lonestar

Posted
Posted

What's "supuku"?

witabix Established Member

witabix

Posted
Posted
What's "supuku"?

 

Hari Kari?:)

 

Suicide, ritual, I think. But my Japanese is not up to much I am afraid.

 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...