helena abadi Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 well, i decided to lose my porn virginity. a couple of friends and i rented some porn, made some popporn, oops i mean popcorn, and settled down on the couch with some beers. i was all prepared to be titillated (excuse the pun). losing my porn virginity was going to be FUN. in the first movie, the woman in the threesome on the pool table moaned oh yes about 1000 times and said absolutely nothing else, the guys occasionally said fuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvk inbetween grunting, the penises just looked ugly (no offence guys, i'm sure there's some great looking members out there, but these weren't any of them), and there was no pretence at a storyline. just waxed and shaved bodies going at it for what seemed like hours. second DVD ditto, but set in the back seat of limousines driving around some European city. third DVD ditto, with blonde maidens wearing Santa hats and saying oh yes in Swedish accents. i'm not sure what the other ones were about, because i nodded off. when i woke up my friends had gone home. it's a mystery to me how this industry makes billions of dollars a year boring people to sleep. losing my porn virginity was a distinctly flacid experience. anyone else find it as boring? 1
whichwayisup Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I think you need to view it alone. Watching porn with your friends is fun and silly. But if you really want to see what it's all about, DO watch it alone and have your own fun.
tinktronik Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I dont nessecerily find it boring , but hillariously funny...It seems so rediculous.
JadeStar Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Welcome to the world of porn! There are some porn vids that are pretty classy with an actual plot, but some of the first ones I saw where pretty tasteless. Jade
lilmoma1973 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I dont nessecerily find it boring , but hillariously funny...It seems so rediculous. Me too!!
witabix Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I think you need to view it alone. Watching porn with your friends is fun and silly. But if you really want to see what it's all about, DO watch it alone and have your own fun. Yea, but MUCH more fun is watching with your SO, "Hey! I've never seen that before, lets try it!" Yahoo, great fun! 1
Author helena abadi Posted January 20, 2006 Author Posted January 20, 2006 it was a girls' nite and we did fall about laughing until it just became boring. there was nothing about it that i felt could add to a relationship. i guess people watch them to spice up their sex lives when a relationship is going a bit flat? if your relationship with your SO is good, would you even consider it? do guys sit around in groups and watch porn and fall about laughing? maybe they take it more seriously. it's a male-created industry after all.
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Never used porn to spice up a flagging sex life. I don't think that would work. For me, so far anyway, it has been a recreational thing, to have fun with an SO when the relationship is already strong and healthy. It adds to something that is already good. It is not necessary, but then candle lit dinners are not expressly necessary. Watching porn with a group of guys? Why in all the levels of hell would I want to do that? That would freak me out. I can picture it, they put on gay porn and tell me the guys showed up two hours before the girls, what?
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