lilmoma1973 Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Ok here is the joke i said i wanted to post about that my friend sent to me !! Hope you all enjoy and i don't offend anyone not my intention all for fun... Enjoy hope you all like it!!! Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one man says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass." 1
slubberdegullion Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 ROFLMAO :D I assume no pacifiers were harmed in the making of this joke...
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Posted January 14, 2006 ROFLMAO :D I assume no pacifiers were harmed in the making of this joke... I don't know guess not!!! Wasn't it cute glad to make you laugh Slubber ,sure did make me laugh and so needed that today feeling a little under the weather with all this unusually hot and cold..
Art_Critic Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 wouldn't that be an assifier not a pacifier then ?
slubberdegullion Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 smacks A_C upside the head Bad A_C. Bad bad bad.
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Posted January 14, 2006 wouldn't that be an assifier not a pacifier then ? A_C that was too cute!! LOL:D
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah my friend sent it to me in email and wanted to share it with you all .. I hope i don't affend anyone .. Just for fun thats all !! Thought LS needed it not too much going on today. Someone needs to get a sex thread going!!!
wanda1974 Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 OK, a guy walk into a sperm bank and has a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. He walks up to the girl behind the counter and says, "This is a hold up, I want you to pick up one of those sperm samples and drink it!" The girl behind the counter says, "That's disgusting!" The guy takes the gun and puts it agianst her head and says, "Pick up one of those sperm samples and down it, or I'm gonna blow your f***ing brains out!" So the girl picks one up, downs it, and says, "YUCK!" The guy takes his mask off, and it's her husband! He says, "SEE! WAS THAT THAT AWEFUL?????????????" :lmao:
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Posted January 14, 2006 OK, a guy walk into a sperm bank and has a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. He walks up to the girl behind the counter and says, "This is a hold up, I want you to pick up one of those sperm samples and drink it!" The girl behind the counter says, "That's disgusting!" The guy takes the gun and puts it agianst her head and says, "Pick up one of those sperm samples and down it, or I'm gonna blow your f***ing brains out!" So the girl picks one up, downs it, and says, "YUCK!" The guy takes his mask off, and it's her husband! He says, "SEE! WAS THAT THAT AWEFUL?????????????" :lmao: ROFLMAO!! :lmao: too funny !! I bet she wanted to beat his arse after he done that ..
justagirl1121 Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 Man, those were so lame, LOL Just kidding. I have a joke someone text messaged me: What do you call two hookers standing on either side of a friend who has a broken leg? Support Ho's. 2
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Posted January 16, 2006 Man, those were so lame, LOL Just kidding. I have a joke someone text messaged me: What do you call two hookers standing on either side of a friend who has a broken leg? Support Ho's. Roflmao!! :lmao: That is cute thanks for sharing ..
justagirl1121 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 This is one I was sent in a text message...it might not make as much sense here.....if you have a cell, I'm sure you'll be able to relate: In a recent servey 99% of homosexuals check their messages with their thumb. its too late now. Don't try to switch. Pass it on homo. LATER! or "I just received my masters degree in kissing and i'm trying for my doctorate. Want to help me study?"
Author lilmoma1973 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Posted January 17, 2006 This is one I was sent in a text message...it might not make as much sense here.....if you have a cell, I'm sure you'll be able to relate: In a recent servey 99% of homosexuals check their messages with their thumb. its too late now. Don't try to switch. Pass it on homo. LATER! or "I just received my masters degree in kissing and i'm trying for my doctorate. Want to help me study?" lol!!!
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