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The following conversation has been copied over from AIM directly. The only changes made to it are spelling corrections and our names.

 

Adam: baby, you didn't shower yesterday right?

Jane: before school i did, but i didn't wash my hair... why?

Jane: i only wash my hair like once a week

Jane: =-O do i reek???

Jane: guess that means yes.

Adam: i cleaned my hands with those lysol wipes

Adam: soap at home

Adam: took a shower

Adam: and still now it's so strong

Jane: lmao, you're losing your mind

Jane: that's impossible

Adam: nope

Jane: LMAO!!! omg that sucks. i need to start eating sweets again, then

Jane: if my secretions have an offensive odor or flavor, a change in my diet will take care of that.

Jane: hint - it works with semen too

Adam: lol

Jane: :'(

Jane: my boyfriend hates me because i smell like the liquid at the bottom of the garbage bag

Adam: under the sun

Jane: >:-o

Adam: do i have to change my diet ?

Jane: no silly

Jane: your cum tastes sweet

Jane: i just unfortunately can't smell a thing because of this cold.

Adam: lol

Jane: so don't expect me to smell like roses while i'm sick, if i can't even tell what i smell like

Adam: i wasn't complaining

Adam: i just covered my mouth with my hand and remembered that

Jane: well if it's all the same to you, i would enjoy it very much if you bathed me tonight, and washed my hair and such.

Jane: will you?

Adam: lol

Jane: i'm serious, i'm starved for intimacy. i'm not just talking sexual

Jane: i need the *other* kind of intimacy

Adam: wtf

Jane: the cuddly intimacy

Jane: kisses and hugs and cuddling and baths and scratchies

Jane: et cetera

Jane: i live for that $hit

Adam: 'cause i don't do it enough...

Jane: lol of course you do, but i don't see you every day and i am STARVED for it

Adam: i love you lots, but i can't go out till 4 a.m. on weekdays, go to work, live my life, and be there for you every single second we are together

Jane: i realize that, silly. i'm not saying you should. i'm saying i keep my desire for intimacy bottled up inside me

Adam: i haven't played [bass], shot [pictures], painted, or seen my friends in 2 weeks

Jane: i'm sorry i'm keeping you from your life, that was never my intention

 

Lovely, huh? Apparently I reek.

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There is this delightful perfume called "soap and water" made by philosophy. I call it my shortcut shower. Because I like to smell cleeeeeen before social interactions, but am too lazy to take more than one shower a day.

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Yes, but can I spray it on my cunt? The whole sad incident was born of a fingering event gone horribly awry.

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Guy sounds inexperienced.. Woman all have different scents some have hardly any at all or none.. some have quite a bit of flavor..

 

If your clean and have no infections and eat right then your boyfriend doesn't like the smell/taste of pu$$y..

 

 

I person luv the smell and taste to some it is an aquired taste..

 

If he can't take your scent then you either have to live with it or find someone that can apprieciate the fine scent of woman.

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LMAO no he's always liked the smell of my poontang before. It was an isolated incident. Like I said, I have a cold and cannot smell myself. Maybe it did smell like a landfill down there.

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what happened at the end there?? did the convo. just stop like that? i thought it was leading to an argument

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Seems there are other issues than just a stinky fool around session.

 

He points out afew things that really say alot about his priorities in the relationship.

 

Jane: i'm serious, i'm starved for intimacy. i'm not just talking sexual

Jane: i need the *other* kind of intimacy

Adam: wtf

 

Adam: i love you lots, but i can't go out till 4 a.m. on weekdays, go to work, live my life, and be there for you every single second we are together

Jane: i realize that, silly. i'm not saying you should. i'm saying i keep my desire for intimacy bottled up inside me

Adam: i haven't played [bass], shot [pictures], painted, or seen my friends in 2 weeks

Jane: i'm sorry i'm keeping you from your life, that was never my intention

I mean, he seems to be implying that you're needy and what time he gives you isn't enough and also says that he is missing out on things he wants to do in life. He never once mentioned that included you to come along.

 

How long have you two been going out and how serious are you guys?

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I think that's best answered by a continuation of the convo. Good thing I still had the messenger window open.

 

Jane: first you tell me i reek, then you tell me i'm keeping you from your life. It's been a shocking morning

Jane: trying to get used to it

Jane: i'll get over it

Adam: stop that

Jane: you do understand that i'm not keeping you from your friends or activities, right? are you blaming me for that?

Adam: no baby

Adam: i love being with you

Adam: you fulfill me

Jane: yes but please, by all means, pursue your own hobbies. it's your right. i have never kept you from that. every time I ask if we can meet up, it's always a "request" not a "demand".

Jane: you don't have to spend time with me when you don't have time to spare. i'm not trying to interfere with your life

Jane: all i was originally trying to say was not that i need to see you every day. i did not express myself correctly. the way i meant it was that SINCE i don't see you every day, i have a lot of pent-up intimacy needs, and that's fine, but i hoped that tonight we could make up for lost time

Adam: i wanna shoot my nephews on saturday evening

Adam: maybe shoot a show on saturday night

Adam: gotta talk to bobby too

Adam: but i need to sleep

Jane: so i guess tonight's not good. ok maybe sometime next week?

Adam: this has been a bizarre week

Adam: i wanna see you

Adam: i miss you

Adam: today i woke up, sat on bed and looked for you

 

I see him roughly twice a week. We've been dating for just over two weeks. We spent 24/7 together at first.

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Okay well 2 weeks isn't much. Just let it grow and build up as time goes on. He has his life and I guess time will allow things to change as in how he is going to handle his time between friends, family, nephews, his alone time and you.

 

He's honest, so that is good. Yet also typical male (can only discuss "intense" conversations like that for so long, before it gets too much for him...That is okay and it's how (most) guys are.)

 

When you see him go have some fun, keep things light. (Meaning, no 'serious' relationship discussions)

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When you see him go have some fun, keep things light. (Meaning, no 'serious' relationship discussions)

 

OK that sounds fair. Thing is, this whole conversation took place while he was at work. (He has a lot of spare time at his job; he's a "specialist" who basically gets paid to be there in case they need him.) In private, he will be the one to bring this stuff up half the time. Should I just let it slide if he does? Should I try to steer away from serious conversation if he initiates?

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