Geoffrey Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (thanks to Jadey for the inspiration!) OK...let's try to lighten things up a bit here, I know many of us are very sad about our situations (I know I am), but I am in one of my devious moods today and I feel a little humor would help to cheer us all. Please don't think I'm trying to downplay anyone's sentiments, the pain is real, but a cheap laugh can go a long way towards healing...right? Has anyone ever taken humorous (but harmless!) revenge on an ex? I perosnally haven't had the nerve yet, but believe me, I had ideas brewing that will most certainly put her in her place....for example.... I now live in an apartment building with a laundry facility on my floor. Now and then I'll go in there with my laundry and perhaps find a strange pair of women's undies laying on the floor, obviously dropped by someone without realizing. Since my ex is now cohabitating with someone else in our old house, and I do need to stop in and collect the rest of my things, why not take up a collection of these various and assorted undergarments and sneak them into her laundry....so that "someone" (not me) would have some explaining to do....leaving me doubled up with laughter and the new guy doubled over with discomfort..... Do you see how this works? Your turn.....
Art_Critic Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Never speak to them EVER again... then laugh to yourself when you think of them.. That is revenge 1
blind_otter Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Um. One time, I ran into an ex's new GF at a party. I told her that he was into the whole "bend over, boyfriend" scene. If you know what I mean. I imagine that she either went to him and asked if it was true, or, alternatively, she tried a little something in the bedroom. With hilarious results. It was juvenile, I know. It wasn't malicious or anything.
Author Geoffrey Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 I once ran into an ex-GF and noticed she had a little "beauty mark" on her upper lip that I didn't see before. Her: "I've always had this, how come you never noticed it before?" Me: "I think it's because your moustache covered it up!" And then a good, healthy run for my life....
Jadey Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Um. One time, I ran into an ex's new GF at a party. I told her that he was into the whole "bend over, boyfriend" scene. If you know what I mean. I imagine that she either went to him and asked if it was true, or, alternatively, she tried a little something in the bedroom. With hilarious results. It was juvenile, I know. It wasn't malicious or anything. LMAO funny stuff! Glad i could be of help here Ok well........ I threw some of my exes s*** at him at school infront his mates. I done it in a way which made me not look stupid and made him look a prat. He was being a d1ck about it so i put some of his things in my bag, went to school and at lunch emptied it on the floor and went "there take it you (every name under the sun) Also.. Around 2 weeks after the breakup i saw my ex and his mum (who i got on really well with..) in the supermarket and i could tell he was going to just ignore me, felt stupid, and i walked past smiling at his mum. She said "hey Jade, how are you? I haven't had the chance to speak to you since the breakup but i wanted to say i'm sorry, my son has always been one for letting great things go, he's an underachiever" All infront of him while he was cringeing. His own mother! That to me was a form of revenge
Author Geoffrey Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 ....you could have grabbed his mum's arm, squeezed her bicep a little bit, and said.... "I can see why you're so strong.....from raising dumbells!" :laugh: :laugh:
Jadey Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 ....you could have grabbed his mum's arm, squeezed her bicep a little bit, and said.... "I can see why you're so strong.....from raising dumbells!" :laugh: :laugh: LMFAO...oh god i think i love you lol
Author Geoffrey Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 xo Look me up when ya turn 18! (ha-ha)
Author Geoffrey Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 I wish I was 18....just one more time....
sick of it Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 i think it would be fun to take a condom and put some ivory dishwashing liquid in it and put it in her car....or her new BF's. Id never do it...but id be curious to see how that works.
brooke7777 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Don't have anything to add, but this post has definitely made me laugh. Anyone ever see that show with Ryan Dunn from Viva La Bam where he wrecks people's houses. I've seen a few episodes and he does these little mini segments where he shows you how to pull some good pranks. There was one with somehow getting confetti to spray all over the car...anyways that would be a good source of ideas.
Citizen Erased Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 OMG this must have been the place for bad jokes... Dumbells? :laugh: :laugh: Revenge is sweet when you're lookin hot, see them in the street looking like **** and you can walk straight past them (preferably with a real hottie on your arm) with your head held high. Although, itching powder in the undies is pretty sweet revenge too ... hehe
Brittanyjean06 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 hahahah this part made me giggle- it just makes you look at your ex so differently- the new girlfriends don't know crap- Never ever borrow trouble haha
THX2000 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 My revenge after finding that my now ex-gf of over 4 years had cheated on me with a married man was to hack her e-mail account and change her online name to "CHEATING WHORE" and find a picture of a porn star online that looked like her and changed her online picture to that as well. I just let messenger run all day (she couldn't change it back as I changed her password) and she was getting phone calls at work ALL DAY (not good as she works at a funeral home) from people in her buddy list. I also called the guy's wife and gave him all the evidence I found about their little fling and he is getting totally owned in his divorce. I also made it clear to everyone she knows in town what she had done which has ruined her reputation here should she return home after school is finished.
Dreamer084 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 My revenge after finding that my now ex-gf of over 4 years had cheated on me with a married man was to hack her e-mail account and change her online name to "CHEATING WHORE" and find a picture of a porn star online that looked like her and changed her online picture to that as well. I just let messenger run all day (she couldn't change it back as I changed her password) and she was getting phone calls at work ALL DAY (not good as she works at a funeral home) from people in her buddy list. I also called the guy's wife and gave him all the evidence I found about their little fling and he is getting totally owned in his divorce. I also made it clear to everyone she knows in town what she had done which has ruined her reputation here should she return home after school is finished. lmao....wow..dude u r my idol.. haha..I laughed at this for about 5 mins..man...thank you..
Author Geoffrey Posted January 5, 2006 Author Posted January 5, 2006 I'm glad I could make you giggle here. Please accept it, it's a gift. If you can still laugh....and find humor in your darkest moments, even when the ashes of your dreams are still glowing red.....then there is hope for healing for all of us. You may not be as bad off as you thought previously. Grief is a season, just like winter....but in its turn, it will slowly thaw and spring will come back....you can count on it. It's coming. All of you have something wonderful to share with someone special. If you didn't, you wouldn't have already experienced it, even though it may have ended badly. This isn't all there is....perhaps it will be even deeper, more wonderful, and satisfying than you EVER thought possible the next time around. Congratulations, you all took a BIG step forward today! Expect a miracle.
blackendangel13 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 This is not necessarily a revenge story but definately one where I felt very good about myelf. When my ex broke up with me he said that it wasn't because he wanted to date other people, he just wanted to be alone. Whatever. We were still sleeping together. Anyhow, I found out he had sex with this chick that I had met with him and I was crushed. A few months later a mutual friend of mine and my ex was living with the girl my ex slept with. The friend told her all the things he did to hurt me. Now here is the best part of the story. A few months later I was trying to forgive my ex for what he did (as a whole) and be his friend. I invited him to a party at my house. Not only did he bring this bitch into my home but he had the balls to compare his relationship with her to mine with my best friend. I looked him square in the eye (looking the hottest I have ever looked) and said "I'm sorry but its not the same". He asked how and I said "I don't F*** my friends". Walked away. The look on his face was priceless. There was also a night where I took him out with my two best friends who instantly hated him because of our past. They were such a**h***s to him it was hilarious. I just had to sit back and watch the show. They kept interrupting him when he was speaking and just being so rude! Justice is sweet, especially when all my ex's friends love me and tell him on a daily basis he was an idiot.
scobro Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 As I was leaving I smashed up our wedding video and all our pictures of us in the house it was more out of anger than revenge but I kept a picture of me and my wife with a monkey named Barry on vacation in Dominican, but I just cut my wife out of the picture now its just me and Barry in the picture. The way it was meant to be hehehehe....i miss that monkey
blackendangel13 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Thanks to makehimpay.net for these! Things To Do To His Phone... Use chatty strangers to Blow Up His Phone Go to a popular website for chatting. Chat it up about how you like to talk dirty over the phone. Make it convincing and then post Mr.Heartbreakers real name and phone number! (Another good time to use the "Gay" factor) NOTE: I have done this IT WORKS GREAT! They get phone calls for days (depending on how good you are with the chatting I've even gotten people from different countries to call and freak out my ex with the strange things they've said! You can seriously drive a person crazy if you post all of their phone numbers (home, cell, work, friends, relatives) Forward All His Incoming Calls... ...to a gay hotline! Try 1-800-GAY-MEN1 that one works great! It could take your ex a good full day to figure it out since no one will be able to get through his phone to let him know. Prank Call Him With Celebrity Voices (Oh yeah, don't forget to block your phone number from his caller ID!) Do his old Classmates know he's turned gay? Well they should... Classmates.com is a great place for revenge! Sign him up for a free account and enter his school name and location and graduating year and then Wa-La, instant access to all his dear old friends that go way back to his high school years! There is much fun to be had when making his profile! Things To Email Him... You can draw an interactive picture showing him how you feel and then send an invitation to see your picture to his email. Send him an official (and anonymous) e-card informing him that he was exposed to an STD. There are plenty of cards to choose from and he'll go crazy trying to figure out who sent it! Once you've sent the e-card follow up occasionally with informative STD news articles. This will make him believe that who ever sent the e-card was definitely serious! Before you go emailing him facts about strange STD occurrences make sure you get a free and anonymous email account! You can get one at yahoo.com, hotmail.com, lycos.com, etc. Every Revenger should have a good supply of Super Glue... There's a million things in the world just waiting to find a permanent home; like your ex's windshield wipers or the windows of his home (once you're done breaking in through them of course!) and all the doors for that matter! Oh, and as you're leaving each door don't forget the keyholes! Slip some of those anti- shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite jacket or all of his jackets. Over time he'll probably develop a twitch that is triggered by everyday normal shopping experiences. And as you may already know, twitches can be very attractive! Carefully cut the inside seams of his pants. The best place is any seam that if it should come undone would expose his big dirty ass! Try using a razor blade to slice through every other stitch. That should keep his pants intact for about half a day. If you're lucky enough to be near by when everything falls apart make sure you call the cops and report a pervert streaker on the loose! Ha! Here's a nice recipe for revenge. Bring a huge pot of water to a rolling boil. Add his clothes and continue to boil for 10 minutes or as much time as you have. Let the clothes cool, hang them back up to drip dry. If you're ex has a stupid action figure collection he can now play dress up with them using his own wardrobe! Make Him Jealous! Jealousy can make a person crazy! If you want to flip that evil little switch all you have to do is date other men. Its best not to flaunt the new guy right in your ex's face, it could make your intentions very visible. Instead go out on a date with someone you know you'll have fun with at a location where its likely one of his friends will spot you. That friend will probably go back to the loser ex and say something like "Dude, I saw your girl last night with Fabio's twin brother! She was all into him...you know he got some last night right! Ha Ha Ha!". And wa-la, switch flipped! You probably shouldn't date anyone he knows because then there's the possibility that they will clown you later (all guys do this!). Hey, you might just fall in love and forget about getting revenge on your ex altogether! Things to do to his car... Use a bottle of syrup to write his most embarrassing secrets on the hood and trunk of his car. Top off the syrup with your favorite color glitter! On a cold night you can put a lawn sprinkler on the top of your ex's car. Let the sprinkler run with just a little bit of water going through it. Leave it on all the night. By morning there should be a thick layer of ice coating the whole car. Apply bumper stickers to areas of his vehicle that are unlikely to be noticed by him right away but still in plain view for the rest of the world to see. Use bumper stickers that say things like "I Love Gay Porn" "I Hate Women" "I Hate Cops" "I Smoke Crack" You get the point! A variation of the bumper sticker revenge tactic is to cover as much of the stupid ex's car in random stickers as possible. Stickers are VERY hard to get off without damaging the paint but if left on can look even worse! Things to do to his house... Cut all the ends of his cords off. If its supposed to plug into the wall, cut it off! (MAKE SURE YOU UNPLUG IT BEFORE YOU CUT IT!!!) Then go outside and throw them all on top of his roof! In the bathroom~ Pour syrup on the toilet seats. You can't readily see it, but your ex will stick to the seat. When you suspect no one will use the toilet for a few hours, pour a large amount of jello powder into the bowl or the tank. Also, the ketchup packets you get at fast food restaurants can be placed between the lid and the bowl. Make sure to make a tiny hole in the packet first. Now when your ex sits down, he will get a red surprise all over the backs of his knees. Create and distribute fliers that say something like: I buy junk! Beer Cans, Newspapers, empty milk jugs, used plastic wrap and anything else! Guaranteed $1 for every piece of trash you bring me! Get paid Monday - Friday between 5PM and 2AM! Include his address and a map of how to get there. You can also say "Look for the white Ford Pickup in the driveway (or whatever vehicle your ex-boyfriend has)". This will give the trash bringers assurance that they have the right house. If you do this and have a way of setting up a live cam aimed at his front door we'll host your video right here and promise to love and respect you more than he ever did! Send little love notes to his phone when you know his new girlfriend (victim) is going to be around. Can also be used to pretend you are him - texting his male friends and letting them know he's coming out of the closet. And (whoever) has always been the object of his desire! Click here to send text to ANY cell phone for FREE anonymously. Mail Things To Him His co-workers will forever keep their distance from him (and make fun of him behind his back!) Its also good times for your dumb ex when you mail to his neighbors. They will think the sender got his address wrong since his name will be on it and hand deliver his creepy mail to him. Even if they just throw it away they will never act the same around him again! Sign him up to recieve TONS of catalogs! He might have A LOT of interests that he didn't even know about, you'd really be doing him a favor! Things To Do To His Hair Does your ex love his hair? Do you hate it? If you think he doesn't really need it as much as he thinks he does then all you have to do is replace his hair spray or gel or shampoo with the products. Quick and easy fix for all that time he spends in front of the mirror! .....you guys are KILLING me..... :laugh: Thanks to makehimpay.net for these! Things To Do To His Phone... Use chatty strangers to Blow Up His Phone Go to a popular website for chatting. Chat it up about how you like to talk dirty over the phone. Make it convincing and then post Mr.Heartbreakers real name and phone number! (Another good time to use the "Gay" factor) NOTE: I have done this IT WORKS GREAT! They get phone calls for days (depending on how good you are with the chatting I've even gotten people from different countries to call and freak out my ex with the strange things they've said! You can seriously drive a person crazy if you post all of their phone numbers (home, cell, work, friends, relatives) Forward All His Incoming Calls... ...to a gay hotline! Try 1-800-GAY-MEN1 that one works great! It could take your ex a good full day to figure it out since no one will be able to get through his phone to let him know. Prank Call Him With Celebrity Voices (Oh yeah, don't forget to block your phone number from his caller ID!) Do his old Classmates know he's turned gay? Well they should... Classmates.com is a great place for revenge! Sign him up for a free account and enter his school name and location and graduating year and then Wa-La, instant access to all his dear old friends that go way back to his high school years! There is much fun to be had when making his profile! Things To Email Him... You can draw an interactive picture showing him how you feel and then send an invitation to see your picture to his email. Send him an official (and anonymous) e-card informing him that he was exposed to an STD. There are plenty of cards to choose from and he'll go crazy trying to figure out who sent it! Once you've sent the e-card follow up occasionally with informative STD news articles. This will make him believe that who ever sent the e-card was definitely serious! Before you go emailing him facts about strange STD occurrences make sure you get a free and anonymous email account! You can get one at yahoo.com, hotmail.com, lycos.com, etc. Every Revenger should have a good supply of Super Glue... There's a million things in the world just waiting to find a permanent home; like your ex's windshield wipers or the windows of his home (once you're done breaking in through them of course!) and all the doors for that matter! Oh, and as you're leaving each door don't forget the keyholes! Slip some of those anti- shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite jacket or all of his jackets. Over time he'll probably develop a twitch that is triggered by everyday normal shopping experiences. And as you may already know, twitches can be very attractive! Carefully cut the inside seams of his pants. The best place is any seam that if it should come undone would expose his big dirty ass! Try using a razor blade to slice through every other stitch. That should keep his pants intact for about half a day. If you're lucky enough to be near by when everything falls apart make sure you call the cops and report a pervert streaker on the loose! Ha! Here's a nice recipe for revenge. Bring a huge pot of water to a rolling boil. Add his clothes and continue to boil for 10 minutes or as much time as you have. Let the clothes cool, hang them back up to drip dry. If you're ex has a stupid action figure collection he can now play dress up with them using his own wardrobe! Make Him Jealous! Jealousy can make a person crazy! If you want to flip that evil little switch all you have to do is date other men. Its best not to flaunt the new guy right in your ex's face, it could make your intentions very visible. Instead go out on a date with someone you know you'll have fun with at a location where its likely one of his friends will spot you. That friend will probably go back to the loser ex and say something like "Dude, I saw your girl last night with Fabio's twin brother! She was all into him...you know he got some last night right! Ha Ha Ha!". And wa-la, switch flipped! You probably shouldn't date anyone he knows because then there's the possibility that they will clown you later (all guys do this!). Hey, you might just fall in love and forget about getting revenge on your ex altogether! Things to do to his car... Use a bottle of syrup to write his most embarrassing secrets on the hood and trunk of his car. Top off the syrup with your favorite color glitter! On a cold night you can put a lawn sprinkler on the top of your ex's car. Let the sprinkler run with just a little bit of water going through it. Leave it on all the night. By morning there should be a thick layer of ice coating the whole car. Apply bumper stickers to areas of his vehicle that are unlikely to be noticed by him right away but still in plain view for the rest of the world to see. Use bumper stickers that say things like "I Love Gay Porn" "I Hate Women" "I Hate Cops" "I Smoke Crack" You get the point! A variation of the bumper sticker revenge tactic is to cover as much of the stupid ex's car in random stickers as possible. Stickers are VERY hard to get off without damaging the paint but if left on can look even worse! Things to do to his house... Cut all the ends of his cords off. If its supposed to plug into the wall, cut it off! (MAKE SURE YOU UNPLUG IT BEFORE YOU CUT IT!!!) Then go outside and throw them all on top of his roof! In the bathroom~ Pour syrup on the toilet seats. You can't readily see it, but your ex will stick to the seat. When you suspect no one will use the toilet for a few hours, pour a large amount of jello powder into the bowl or the tank. Also, the ketchup packets you get at fast food restaurants can be placed between the lid and the bowl. Make sure to make a tiny hole in the packet first. Now when your ex sits down, he will get a red surprise all over the backs of his knees. Create and distribute fliers that say something like: I buy junk! Beer Cans, Newspapers, empty milk jugs, used plastic wrap and anything else! Guaranteed $1 for every piece of trash you bring me! Get paid Monday - Friday between 5PM and 2AM! Include his address and a map of how to get there. You can also say "Look for the white Ford Pickup in the driveway (or whatever vehicle your ex-boyfriend has)". This will give the trash bringers assurance that they have the right house. If you do this and have a way of setting up a live cam aimed at his front door we'll host your video right here and promise to love and respect you more than he ever did! Send little love notes to his phone when you know his new girlfriend (victim) is going to be around. Can also be used to pretend you are him - texting his male friends and letting them know he's coming out of the closet. And (whoever) has always been the object of his desire! Click here to send text to ANY cell phone for FREE anonymously. Mail Things To Him His co-workers will forever keep their distance from him (and make fun of him behind his back!) Its also good times for your dumb ex when you mail to his neighbors. They will think the sender got his address wrong since his name will be on it and hand deliver his creepy mail to him. Even if they just throw it away they will never act the same around him again! Sign him up to recieve TONS of catalogs! He might have A LOT of interests that he didn't even know about, you'd really be doing him a favor! Things To Do To His Hair Does your ex love his hair? Do you hate it? If you think he doesn't really need it as much as he thinks he does then all you have to do is replace his hair spray or gel or shampoo with the products. Quick and easy fix for all that time he spends in front of the mirror! As much as these are funny if you do any of these things your ex will know they still have a hold on you and really in the end makes you look more pathetic.I understand the motive(believe me)but if you just get on with your life and never contact your ex they will not be under the impression you are still fixated on them.Don't give them the satisfaction of saying to others "see my ex can't let go".Rather its better to have them say to themselves :gee I wonder whats up I didn't think they could handle this like they are"I wonder if they are seeing someone since they don't call me?".Letting them know you have moved on and have them wonder is the best revenge. (as much as you would like to glue their windshield wipers together). Thanks to makehimpay.net for these! Things To Do To His Phone... Use chatty strangers to Blow Up His Phone Go to a popular website for chatting. Chat it up about how you like to talk dirty over the phone. Make it convincing and then post Mr.Heartbreakers real name and phone number! (Another good time to use the "Gay" factor) NOTE: I have done this IT WORKS GREAT! They get phone calls for days (depending on how good you are with the chatting I've even gotten people from different countries to call and freak out my ex with the strange things they've said! You can seriously drive a person crazy if you post all of their phone numbers (home, cell, work, friends, relatives) Forward All His Incoming Calls... ...to a gay hotline! Try 1-800-GAY-MEN1 that one works great! It could take your ex a good full day to figure it out since no one will be able to get through his phone to let him know. Prank Call Him With Celebrity Voices (Oh yeah, don't forget to block your phone number from his caller ID!) Do his old Classmates know he's turned gay? Well they should... Classmates.com is a great place for revenge! Sign him up for a free account and enter his school name and location and graduating year and then Wa-La, instant access to all his dear old friends that go way back to his high school years! There is much fun to be had when making his profile! Things To Email Him... You can draw an interactive picture showing him how you feel and then send an invitation to see your picture to his email. Send him an official (and anonymous) e-card informing him that he was exposed to an STD. There are plenty of cards to choose from and he'll go crazy trying to figure out who sent it! Once you've sent the e-card follow up occasionally with informative STD news articles. This will make him believe that who ever sent the e-card was definitely serious! Before you go emailing him facts about strange STD occurrences make sure you get a free and anonymous email account! You can get one at yahoo.com, hotmail.com, lycos.com, etc. Every Revenger should have a good supply of Super Glue... There's a million things in the world just waiting to find a permanent home; like your ex's windshield wipers or the windows of his home (once you're done breaking in through them of course!) and all the doors for that matter! Oh, and as you're leaving each door don't forget the keyholes! Slip some of those anti- shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite jacket or all of his jackets. Over time he'll probably develop a twitch that is triggered by everyday normal shopping experiences. And as you may already know, twitches can be very attractive! Carefully cut the inside seams of his pants. The best place is any seam that if it should come undone would expose his big dirty ass! Try using a razor blade to slice through every other stitch. That should keep his pants intact for about half a day. If you're lucky enough to be near by when everything falls apart make sure you call the cops and report a pervert streaker on the loose! Ha! Here's a nice recipe for revenge. Bring a huge pot of water to a rolling boil. Add his clothes and continue to boil for 10 minutes or as much time as you have. Let the clothes cool, hang them back up to drip dry. If you're ex has a stupid action figure collection he can now play dress up with them using his own wardrobe! Make Him Jealous! Jealousy can make a person crazy! If you want to flip that evil little switch all you have to do is date other men. Its best not to flaunt the new guy right in your ex's face, it could make your intentions very visible. Instead go out on a date with someone you know you'll have fun with at a location where its likely one of his friends will spot you. That friend will probably go back to the loser ex and say something like "Dude, I saw your girl last night with Fabio's twin brother! She was all into him...you know he got some last night right! Ha Ha Ha!". And wa-la, switch flipped! You probably shouldn't date anyone he knows because then there's the possibility that they will clown you later (all guys do this!). Hey, you might just fall in love and forget about getting revenge on your ex altogether! Things to do to his car... Use a bottle of syrup to write his most embarrassing secrets on the hood and trunk of his car. Top off the syrup with your favorite color glitter! On a cold night you can put a lawn sprinkler on the top of your ex's car. Let the sprinkler run with just a little bit of water going through it. Leave it on all the night. By morning there should be a thick layer of ice coating the whole car. Apply bumper stickers to areas of his vehicle that are unlikely to be noticed by him right away but still in plain view for the rest of the world to see. Use bumper stickers that say things like "I Love Gay Porn" "I Hate Women" "I Hate Cops" "I Smoke Crack" You get the point! A variation of the bumper sticker revenge tactic is to cover as much of the stupid ex's car in random stickers as possible. Stickers are VERY hard to get off without damaging the paint but if left on can look even worse! Things to do to his house... Cut all the ends of his cords off. If its supposed to plug into the wall, cut it off! (MAKE SURE YOU UNPLUG IT BEFORE YOU CUT IT!!!) Then go outside and throw them all on top of his roof! In the bathroom~ Pour syrup on the toilet seats. You can't readily see it, but your ex will stick to the seat. When you suspect no one will use the toilet for a few hours, pour a large amount of jello powder into the bowl or the tank. Also, the ketchup packets you get at fast food restaurants can be placed between the lid and the bowl. Make sure to make a tiny hole in the packet first. Now when your ex sits down, he will get a red surprise all over the backs of his knees. Create and distribute fliers that say something like: I buy junk! Beer Cans, Newspapers, empty milk jugs, used plastic wrap and anything else! Guaranteed $1 for every piece of trash you bring me! Get paid Monday - Friday between 5PM and 2AM! Include his address and a map of how to get there. You can also say "Look for the white Ford Pickup in the driveway (or whatever vehicle your ex-boyfriend has)". This will give the trash bringers assurance that they have the right house. If you do this and have a way of setting up a live cam aimed at his front door we'll host your video right here and promise to love and respect you more than he ever did! Send little love notes to his phone when you know his new girlfriend (victim) is going to be around. Can also be used to pretend you are him - texting his male friends and letting them know he's coming out of the closet. And (whoever) has always been the object of his desire! Click here to send text to ANY cell phone for FREE anonymously. Mail Things To Him His co-workers will forever keep their distance from him (and make fun of him behind his back!) Its also good times for your dumb ex when you mail to his neighbors. They will think the sender got his address wrong since his name will be on it and hand deliver his creepy mail to him. Even if they just throw it away they will never act the same around him again! Sign him up to recieve TONS of catalogs! He might have A LOT of interests that he didn't even know about, you'd really be doing him a favor! Things To Do To His Hair Does your ex love his hair? Do you hate it? If you think he doesn't really need it as much as he thinks he does then all you have to do is replace his hair spray or gel or shampoo with the products. Quick and easy fix for all that time he spends in front of the mirror! LMAO, OMFG I am dying here. That's just classic, i must admit i'm quite tempted to do that phone s***, i think my ex is dumb enough to maybe not know it was me Keep posting this is great!
Author Geoffrey Posted January 5, 2006 Author Posted January 5, 2006 I hope word about you and "Barry" doesn't reach your ex, scobro! (I'm only joking bro, your post made me laugh like hell!)
NoFaith05 Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 My ex and I made a sex video just about 3 weeks before she left me for another guy. I have often thought about what I could possibly do with this video (many evil plans have filtered through my brain!) I have her address, and her parent's address. If only I had the new guy's address! Can I post this video on the web?
ReluctantRomeo Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Can I post this video on the web? Don't actually do this - it's mean. Not to mention legally dubious. But if you have a blog which she might read, you could "announce" the results of the "online vote on her performance". Or you could start an online vote as to what you should do with the video... then wait for the panicked phone call. fwiw, I think it's fun to fantasise a little about funny revenge, but I think Sco is spot on about actually carrying out those fantasies. It will demean you. As well as hurting someone you once loved.
Woggle Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Success was the best revange. I run into my ex quite often at the supermarket because we live close by and everytime she sees me she is reminded of what she ruined. I admit one time she ran into me with my new girlfriend and we were playing it up so much in front of her. Besides that she screws up her own life enough so I don't have to do much.
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