witabix Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 I had a gf who didn't want to with me. We were dating normally etc. She eventually sat down and said "If I told you why I don't want to have sex with you, you will not go out with me anymore." I had visions of ....... well I don't know really. So I said "Tell me and let me decide" Her reply, "I only find black guys sexually attractive" I was stumped. Nothing wrong with that, but even in a dark room I still look a little too white! I think she made it up, just couldn't tell me straight. But I was wondering if anyone has heard or given an excuse that makes them cringe or laugh now.
Outcast Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 It's a form of fetish, likely. So unless you're planning to change race, time to dump the gal. I have a friend who has the hots for Asian guys. Finds them far more attractive than other guys. It's just about tastes.
slubberdegullion Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 My ex (#2) was the Queen of the Rejection. It's too hot;It's too cold;The window's open, someone may hear us;I just don't feel like it;Remember that thing you said six months ago? I'm still pissed off about it;I have a headache/ear-ache/belly-ache/whateverache;I ate too much at dinner;I'm hungry;Do you know what show we're missing?;Don't mess my hair;But the X-Files is on in 30 minutes;I'm too tired;I'm stressed from work;I don't feel romantic;I have a lot on my mind;My feet hurt;I have gas;... and so on, and so on If I had only known before we were married...
Author witabix Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 It's a form of fetish, likely. So unless you're planning to change race, time to dump the gal. I have a friend who has the hots for Asian guys. Finds them far more attractive than other guys. It's just about tastes. Outcast that happened over twenty five years ago! She was dumped on the spot!
whichwayisup Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 I was stumped. Nothing wrong with that, but even in a dark room I still look a little too white! Maybe it wasn't that you looked white...Remember the size thing? lol
theedge Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Ok how about this..... 1) I have a headache 2) We have things to do 3) I don't like morning sex because if I don't get up right away I get a headache 4)Too tired 5) too stressed 6) I am not aroused 7) My parents might hear 8) Its that time of the month 9) I am not ready for bed(I go to bed and 5 mintues later she is asleep on the couch) 10 The b/c pill prevents me from getting turned on(now thats birth control that works) 11) My tummy hurts/Im sick 12) I have to get up early 13) I just went to the bathroom 14) You/I I haven't showered 15) You have bad breath 16) Majority of the time she just falls asleep at some gosh forsaken hour like 8pm and I never get the chance. 17) I know we already had sex, but lets not have anymore sex till we are married Put it this way folks I have had sex 9 times in the last 12 months!
quankanne Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 "We'll see." why bother beating around the bush if the answer is no? I hate being led to think there's a distinct possibility of getting laid when there isn't, and can handle "no" much better than "we'll see." as for all the other reasons y'all have listed ... damn! Am I the only horny married woman on the planet who enjoys sex for what it is? stinky breath? That's why man invented toothpaste! Your mama can hear? She's a big girl who's had sex before, and understands the urges behind it. Something better on TV? Tape the damned thing. It's the ultimate expression of an interpersonal relationship, not something to be withheld or denied out of a need to control. about the only good reasons for not having sex are that someone is physically/mentally run down to enjoy it, or just isn't in the mood. The rest is crap being disguised as reason.
Author witabix Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 Maybe it wasn't that you looked white...Remember the size thing? lol Nice one WWIU, real boost to my ego! She never saw or handled my *ahem* gentlemans nightstick.
alphamale Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Her reply, "I only find black guys sexually attractive" nothing like reverse-discrimination WHEATABIX... But I was wondering if anyone has heard or given an excuse that makes them cringe or laugh now. one girl told me we could not have sex cause the gynecoloist had taken her vagina out for its annual cleaning. i think she was joking...
Walk Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 I once told an ex (was current at the time) that I had a yeast infection as an excuse. (I didn't have one.) But a yeast infection sounded like more fun then having sex with him at the time. I was mean to my ex toward the end of our relationship... He wanted to have sex and I tossed an underwear advertisment at him and told him to go in the bathroom. Then I fell asleep. I'd start earlier in the evening complaining about stomach aches, and being sick, so that he wouldn't even TRY to initiate sex later. I haven't done anything like that since that guy. But he really sucked in bed.
lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 My Batteries are dead in the sex toys!!! No playing tonight!!
Author witabix Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 My Batteries are dead in the sex toys!!! No playing tonight!! Hey Lilmona, I bought some batteries the other day, they weren't included so I had to buy them again.
lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Hey Lilmona, I bought some batteries the other day, they weren't included so I had to buy them again. LOL!! hate when that happens i had batteries but i wore them out!!!
lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 nothing like reverse-discrimination WHEATABIX... one girl told me we could not have sex cause the gynecoloist had taken her vagina out for its annual cleaning. i think she was joking... LOL!! ROFLMAO!! Too funny Alpha:D
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