Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 New meaning to "hung like a horse"!! Definitely you can say that again!! Dog was hung to be so small!!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 It's not your fault.. Dog's will be dog's.. Just like men will be men.. And women will be women. :lmao: At least they came apart. I've heard of dogs stuck together for a long time. The males dick gets so large that he cant pull it out. He is literally stuck. :lmao: Yeah i heard about that and maybe that is why he was so huge they had a hard time getting unstuck and both were breathing really hard trying and whinning and growling !! Yeah i know it isn't my fault and i know that is true but Outcast can be cruel sometimes about parenting and kids and what you let your kids see and do!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Here's some info http://www.petfocused.com/questions/answers.php?qID=69 Too funny The Dog Tie Dear PetFocused, Why do dogs stay stuck together back to back when they mate? Mariah Dear Mariah, This is called a "tie." It is part of the normal reproductive process: The muscles in the vagina contract and the penis swells to tie the male and female together. Once the male has ejaculated he will swing his leg over the female so they are backend to backend. They can stay this way for up to an hour. They should not be forced apart as severe injury, especially to the male, can occur.
JadeStar Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 ROFLMAO!! I'll never be able to look at another hotdog again let alone want to eat a hotdog!! dayummmm, moma and we were having hotdogs tonight too.
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Geeze sometimes I wish a real man could "tie" us... I won't have to worry about the limp bisquet..
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Maybe she won't be scared for life. Maybe she will be the next generation of LS posters with GP stories.. ROFLMAO!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 dayummmm, moma and we were having hotdogs tonight too. Sorry Jade !! Make something else ...
whichwayisup Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 "Who Let the Dogs Out?" woof woof woof woof woof Soon it will be, who let the puppies out? arf, arf!!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Soon it will be, who let the puppies out? arf, arf!!! Yeah everytime they get stuck she usually does !!Although it has been a while since she gotten preggo, since april last yr she had puppies 2 and one that she had is the one she was stuck with!! Her own son .. Yuck:sick:
Outcast Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Outcast can be cruel sometimes about parenting and kids and what you let your kids see and do! That's bullshxt. I get mad at what parents do to their kids to ruin their little lives. I'm not anti-sex. I'm anti-stupidity and meanness. I do think it's irresponsible to not get your dogs spayed, however. There's enough unwanted animals in the world.
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 That's bullshxt. I get mad at what parents do to their kids to ruin their little lives. I'm not anti-sex. I'm anti-stupidity and meanness. I do think it's irresponsible to not get your dogs spayed, however. There's enough unwanted animals in the world. According to u i was treating my kid like a rat !! Was i mistakened?
NYCmitch25 Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot! Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot! Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot!
TUDOR Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 That was hilarious lilmomma! At least your dogs know how to do it. My two male (brothers) dogs have it all wrong. The little one likes to hump the bigger one on occassion but instead of getting behind him I swear he grabs his head with his little paws and just goes to down on his face. I am so distraught...my dogs are gay!
whichwayisup Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Her own son .. Yuck IS that the one who was banging the other doggie??? Momma and SON?
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 That was hilarious lilmomma! At least your dogs know how to do it. My two male (brothers) dogs have it all wrong. The little one likes to hump the bigger one on occassion but instead of getting behind him I swear he grabs his head with his little paws and just goes to down on his face. I am so distraught...my dogs are gay! Tudor yeah that was funny and gross at the same time !! Gave me a good laugh and a sex education class for my 6 yr old !! Yeah my girl dog trys to hump my other girl dog too and i think it is just instinct !! I trip on them two all the time they are funny !!! Don't think they are gay but you never know!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 IS that the one who was banging the other doggie??? Momma and SON? Yeah WWIU i am afraid so!!! The Mom was getting hot beef injection from her son isn't that gross!!! :sick: Guess they don't know no different and they just want to get a nut !!! Typical male just need a hole!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot! Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot! Who let the dooooogs out ! Woot woot woot! Yeah that is a such a cute song!! lol:laugh:
CopperTop Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Wow! You must be so proud! I understand you didn't know that your dogs were going at it until you walked in the room, but when you relaized it, you should have told you daughter to go to the other room. But instead you let her stand there and watch it. I know we all have to learn about the birds and the bees at some point, but thats just plain ridiculas to stand there with her watch it, and laugh about it. You make a post like its just the funniest thing in the world. You need to get them spayed/neutered. Since you find it funny and come across so proud of it, next time take a pic of them and your daughter watching, put it on the interent or better yet send it in to one of those funny video things on TV, bet it would get alot of laughs plus you might win some prize money. Wow, great job!
NYCmitch25 Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Yeah WWIU i am afraid so!!! The Mom was getting hot beef injection from her son isn't that gross!!! :sick: Guess they don't know no different and they just want to get a nut !!! Typical male just need a hole!! OMG LOL!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Posted December 22, 2005 Wow! You must be so proud! I understand you didn't know that your dogs were going at it until you walked in the room, but when you relaized it, you should have told you daughter to go to the other room. But instead you let her stand there and watch it. I know we all have to learn about the birds and the bees at some point, but thats just plain ridiculas to stand there with her watch it, and laugh about it. You make a post like its just the funniest thing in the world. You need to get them spayed/neutered. Since you find it funny and come across so proud of it, next time take a pic of them and your daughter watching, put it on the interent or better yet send it in to one of those funny video things on TV, bet it would get alot of laughs plus you might win some prize money. Wow, great job! WTF!!! i didn't post it to get bashed and if you want to that is fine !!i don't care judge me all you want and my daughter wasn't in the room when they done it ,she was in my room watching movies and came in the living room and seen they was stuck together, and i did make her leave the situation and then she came back again to get drink and a snack she went out when she seen it was scaring her so i made her leave !! I didn't state all the facts didn't think i would get bashed !!!
hotgurl Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 my friend has a girl poodle that humps a stuffed rabbit. They call the rabbit her little love slave. It is hilarous and disturbing at the same time. as a side note I have worked in humane societies all my life adn you should really consider gettin your animals fixed. For every animal that you puppies birth and you give away another one is put to sleep. If the people who are taking your free puppies were instead going to a shelter many animals lives would be saved. I don't mean to bash you I have just worked in shelter and it is so sad to see all these animals soemtimes two to three cats in a cage go unadopted and most of them are because of unnuetered pets. Whta if your dog got out an impregnanted another dog. Funny story though
animal lover Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 I don't know ... Never really thought of it!! Read the stats on dog health problems, not to mention over population and how many dogs must be put to death each day and think about it. They should both be fixed. What are you going to do with the puppies? Take them to a shelter where they will wait in a cage until they are killed? Hand them off to anyone who will take one - not knowing if they will be taken care of properly and treated well? The lesson you daughter is learning about sex is fine, but you can step up to the plate and learn about the hazards of not neutering/spaying your dogs -- there is something the whole family can learn about. Visit your towns humane society or animal shelter and get those animals fixed!
animal lover Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 They won't get sent to the pound.. Most the time she has a few and are always beautiful and aren't hard to get rid of and if i can't then i keep them for myself !! I love animals and so does my daughter!! My girl dog is chihuahua and is a rusty brown and long hair never a ugly pup from her!! Most of the time!! She's had pups before then and your post leads me to believe you don't know anything about breeding or about what the world is like for unwanted pups. Do yourself a huge favor - go talk to some vets and shelters and get yourself educated on what happens to the tens of thousands of animals each year who have litters or come from the litter of pet-owners like you -- who don't understand or don't want to know. Set an example for your child and be a RESPONSIBLE pet owner.
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