lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 I can't stop laughing my two dogs were having sex and stuck together and my daughter is crying !! She is saying moma "Sparky is stuck in roxie's poo " I can't help but laugh she is saying they are stuck together and are going to stay like that forever !! She won't stop crying lol!! Oh my god his thang finally came out and it was huge and my daughter is crying again !! My dog is little and it was HUGE for him little body!! She thought he had done pulled her insides out she was so upset and i had to explain that was his private part and then she seen white stuff on her poo afterwards !! She freaked out when she see this thing dangling from his body and was still crying !! I explained to her that that was his private part and that is what it was!! She started saying that that thing is HUGE and busted out laughing!! She asked me what that white stuff was on her poo and i abaded the question!!My daughter learned the birds and bees by my dogs!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 I'd like to hear how you explained that one. lolololol (I can't say I had to explain that to my son. ) (I just sat him down when he was in 3rd grade and explained it to him. )lolol Between laughing hysterically and trying to calm the child down; how did you explain that to her.
JadeStar Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 moma, thanks for the visual! I will have nightmares tonight I'm sure! Jade
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 I'd like to hear how you explained that one. lolololol (I can't say I had to explain that to my son. ) (I just sat him down when he was in 3rd grade and explained it to him. )lolol Between laughing hysterically and trying to calm the child down; how did you explain that to her. I didn't touch it and she didn't asked ,all she really did was cry and once it was over and she seen they wasn't stuck anymore. she was laughing and never asked again about anything now she is playing and hasn't thought anymore about it!! Hopefully she wont but i can't help but laugh when i think about it!! I got a laugh and a lesson all in one day!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 I didn't touch it and she didn't asked all she really did was cry and once it was over and she seen they wasn't stuck anymore she was laughing and never asked again about anything now she is playing and hasn't thought anymore about it!! She will bring it up when you least expect it. She will embarrass you in public or in front of someone. hahahahahah I wouldn't let this one ride for long. lololol ROTFLMAO
tanbark813 Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Oh man, this is the funniest post I've read in a long time.
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Why aren't your dogs spayed/neutered? I don't know ... Never really thought of it!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Oh man, this is the funniest post I've read in a long time. Yeah but what about the one that GP made about getting kicked in the balls!! That was funny too!!
JS17 Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 I don't know ... Never really thought of it!! Have you never seen The Price is Right? It's not too late and it seems like it would be a good idea so that you don't end up with a ton of puppies. As for your little girl's reaction Have you been taking post writing lessons from Gold Pile again?
tanbark813 Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Yeah but what about the one that GP made about getting kicked in the balls!! That was funny too!! But this one includes a little girl being scarred for life. You just can't put a price on comedy like that.
a4a Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 I don't know ... Never really thought of it!! Lilmomma what do you mean you never thought of it??? 7 homeless dogs and cats are killed every minute in the USA. You can get SNAP certificates and get free spays or neuters for your pets. I am so sick of killing homeless animals.........please get that dog spayed asap before you add more to the pile in the freezer. a4a
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 moma, thanks for the visual! I will have nightmares tonight I'm sure! Jade What about me Jade i seen it!! I have never seen something like that between two dogs and see the dick afterwards it was gross!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 But this one includes a little girl being scarred for life. Maybe she won't be scared for life. Maybe she will be the next generation of LS posters with GP stories..
Lil Honey Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 One question: "Who Let the Dogs Out?" woof woof woof woof woof Okay . . . she'll be re-inacting that with her Fisher-Price farm animals. LOL
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 :lmao: :bunny: OMG this is too funny.. This should have been a early morning post. :lmao:
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Lilmomma what do you mean you never thought of it??? 7 homeless dogs and cats are killed every minute in the USA. You can get SNAP certificates and get free spays or neuters for your pets. I am so sick of killing homeless animals.........please get that dog spayed asap before you add more to the pile in the freezer. a4a They won't get sent to the pound.. Most the time she has a few and are always beautiful and aren't hard to get rid of and if i can't then i keep them for myself !! I love animals and so does my daughter!! My girl dog is chihuahua and is a rusty brown and long hair never a ugly pup from her!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 :lmao: :bunny: OMG this is too funny.. This should have been a early morning post. :lmao: Yeah LS been boring this morning but it just happened 30 mins ago thats why i posted it!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 My gosh this could be a interesting thread if the right people get ahold of it.
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 But this one includes a little girl being scarred for life. You just can't put a price on comedy like that. True!! She got a lesson in the birds and the bees too don't forget that!!
JadeStar Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 What about me Jade i seen it!! I have never seen something like that between two dogs and see the dick afterwards it was gross!! I didn't have to see it, your discription was enough.
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 My gosh this could be a interesting thread if the right people get ahold of it. Yeah oh my god hope Outcast don't lord i will be bashed for being a bad parent and letting her see that!! I didn't know they were stuck till she came in here!!
Author lilmoma1973 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 I didn't have to see it, your discription was enough. ROFLMAO!! I'll never be able to look at another hotdog again let alone want to eat a hotdog!!
basscatcher Posted December 21, 2005 Posted December 21, 2005 Yeah oh my god hope Outcast don't lord i will be bashed for being a bad parent and letting her see that!! I didn't know they were stuck till she came in here!! It's not your fault.. Dog's will be dog's.. Just like men will be men.. And women will be women. :lmao: At least they came apart. I've heard of dogs stuck together for a long time. The males dick gets so large that he cant pull it out. He is literally stuck. :lmao:
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