Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I only did this once...it was brilliant. I'd forgotten all about it. I concealed a dead bumble bee in my hand. With some urgency I told her there was a bee on her back. Alarmed, but she couldn't see it. Standing in front of her (off to one side) I said hold still. I placed 1 hand on one shoulder, my chin on the other shoulder, I reached around her and gave the top of her butt a little pinch. I then produced the dead bee...claiming it stung me. I not only copped a hug of sorts, I was her macho bee killing hero. I feel we were headed toward sex anyway, but this was our first semi intimate touching. Maybe it speeded things up.
Outcast Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Please tell me your soc paper is due this term. I don't think I can hack another four months of this - or, heaven forbid - a thesis!
Author Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2005 Author Posted December 20, 2005 Well outcast, you're 1/4 right. I did this little trick when I was much younger. Even with all your intelligence, you would have fallen for that bee trick. It was brilliant. I suspect male LS readers will be trying this one soon. I should start using it again too. When pretending the bee stung me...I could blow the word oooch into her ear.
Outcast Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Even with all your intelligence, you would have fallen for that bee trick. It was brilliant. The 'b' word to use for this is 'bogus'. claiming it stung me. Riiight. No redness. No swelling. No pain. And chin on the shoulder? :lmao: :lmao:
loony Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 My personal belief is that people who successfully do a couple of sleazy tricks (your one positive point is not going to stop me from giving you my most sincere and heartfelt opinion ) in the long term they won't be able to hide their true character. Even if you seem to be quite perfect, some small things will escape and reveal what is behind the mask.
magda Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 But it's just to cop a feel. Very original. I don't know how you did it with a striaght face though.
Basic Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 As a teen I was sitting with the then girl of my dreams. A bee did land on her. I sure missed an opportunity.
Sand&Water Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I concealed a dead bumble bee in my hand. Are you Big Foot? GP a Hunter? Nah I'd be more concerned about my well-being, than trying to express my sympathetic gratitude. 1
slubberdegullion Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Well, at least it's an idea thats somewhat new. Just hope that your target isn't allergic to bee stings; otherwise she'll be asking you to take her to the hospital, or jab her with her Epipen.
JS17 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I think this is my favorite one so far, running pretty close to the nun. GP man, you should put a book together of all of this stuff. Everyone needs a good laugh. 1
Art_Critic Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 The thing that she never saw was that in reality she was the one that got stung
whichwayisup Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Wouldn't it be scary if she told you she was allergic to bee stings??? Oh man, to be a fly (or shall I say BEE) on the wall for that reaction! LMFAO!!!
whichwayisup Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Oops, I see now someone beat me to the punch about allergies. Still, you would have been royally SCREWED on that one eh?
933KJL Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I thought that Bumble Bees did not sting.....
JS17 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 We all know that in bee colonies only the queen bee can reproduce, her children are all sterile. When the queen bee is ready to leave to set up a new colony she flies away and all of the male bees swarm around her with the hopes that they are one of the lucky 20 or so that get to mate with the fair queen. Alas, these poor bees do not know what they are in for. Once they successfully entice our queen they engage in sexual relations. When they ejaculate the speeds are so ovewhelming that part of their genetialia shoots right off. It detaches inside the queen in order for his seed to stay within her while she is flying around. For only moments later our poor male bee is dead.
933KJL Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 We all know that in bee colonies only the queen bee can reproduce, her children are all sterile. When the queen bee is ready to leave to set up a new colony she flies away and all of the male bees swarm around her with the hopes that they are one of the lucky 20 or so that get to mate with the fair queen. Alas, these poor bees do not know what they are in for. Once they successfully entice our queen they engage in sexual relations. When they ejaculate the speeds are so ovewhelming that part of their genetialia shoots right off. It detaches inside the queen in order for his seed to stay within her while she is flying around. For only moments later our poor male bee is dead. Sounds like my ex wife
Art_Critic Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 We all know that in bee colonies only the queen bee can reproduce, her children are all sterile. When the queen bee is ready to leave to set up a new colony she flies away and all of the male bees swarm around her with the hopes that they are one of the lucky 20 or so that get to mate with the fair queen. Alas, these poor bees do not know what they are in for. Once they successfully entice our queen they engage in sexual relations. When they ejaculate the speeds are so ovewhelming that part of their genetialia shoots right off. It detaches inside the queen in order for his seed to stay within her while she is flying around. For only moments later our poor male bee is dead. Thanks JS Bee ejaculate is just something I want to read about No very busy today ???
JS17 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Theoretically that could have counted as school work. I just wanted to add to GP's repitoire.
Art_Critic Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Sounds like my ex wife Mine too Although my ex's head would spin around real fast when my genitalia gets ripped off
JS17 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Gentlemen, I would think you would refer to your ex wives as the type most like the infamous Praying Mantis. In the Praying Mantis, the male mantis approaches the female most commonly. Once the copulation begins the female becomes hungry and her mate's head provides an instant source of energy. In one species, however, it is necessary that the head is removed for the mating to take effect properly. The fornication continues whilst the head is detached from the body and thus the seed is inserted into the female.
Art_Critic Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Gentlemen, I would think you would refer to your ex wives as the type most like the infamous Praying Mantis. In the Praying Mantis, the male mantis approaches the female most commonly. Once the copulation begins the female becomes hungry and her mate's head provides an instant source of energy. In one species, however, it is necessary that the head is removed for the mating to take effect properly. The fornication continues whilst the head is detached from the body and thus the seed is inserted into the female. Yep.. my ex again.. except she used to wait until after sex to rip my head off.
933KJL Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 The fornication continues whilst the head is detached from the body and thus the seed is inserted into the female. That aint unique to the Praying Mantis---hell that is the way it is with any guy who's getting laid----the head just aint there!
whichwayisup Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Although my ex's head would spin around real fast when my genitalia gets ripped off Isn't that the move of the praying mantis? Ripping the head of the male while mating???
kitkat826 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I only did this once...it was brilliant. I'd forgotten all about it. I concealed a dead bumble bee in my hand. With some urgency I told her there was a bee on her back. Alarmed, but she couldn't see it. Standing in front of her (off to one side) I said hold still. I placed 1 hand on one shoulder, my chin on the other shoulder, I reached around her and gave the top of her butt a little pinch. I then produced the dead bee...claiming it stung me. I not only copped a hug of sorts, I was her macho bee killing hero. I feel we were headed toward sex anyway, but this was our first semi intimate touching. Maybe it speeded things up. Thank god when we meet it will most likely still be cold out, thus no insect excuses for you. If I see anything cupped in your hand, I'm bolting. (Still waiting for you to set a date....)
Author Gold Pile Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 Thank god when we meet it will most likely still be cold out, thus no insect excuses for you. If I see anything cupped in your hand, I'm bolting. (Still waiting for you to set a date....) Dang! I was going to bring a fake spider or an otter to launch a grope on you. We have to get moving on this meeting. I haven't had any action for along time.
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