Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 The ladies here will have to date GP (your treat) to get positive reputation points from me. I don't give up points just for dinner and a movie...if you know what I mean.
whichwayisup Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 Now that those jewels of yours have healed up and passed the test - Maybe afew ladies (not me though, I don't need yer stinkin' rep points! ) will take you to McDonald's or something nice like that! Just be sure to wear a GOLD MEMBER outfit!
noclobber Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 will take you to McDonald's or something nice like that! Just be sure to wear a GOLD MEMBER outfit! how about taking him to a vending machine instead
Author Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Author Posted December 19, 2005 I don't give up points just for dinner and a movie...if you know what I mean. I don't have vending machines at work, I find it causes workers to take extra breaks.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Author Posted December 19, 2005 Now that those jewels of yours have healed up and passed the test - Maybe afew ladies (not me though, I don't need yer stinkin' rep points! ) will take you to McDonald's or something nice like that! Just be sure to wear a GOLD MEMBER outfit! I guess I'm easy, I gave ya a good point anyhow. Maybe you'll feel that you owe me some BMW backseat monkey play?
whichwayisup Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 In your dreams and fantasies only...I'm married. Some things are just best left to a wandering mind...It's your fantasy though. Should I wear a nun outfit? Sorry, I couldn't resist that!
whichwayisup Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 I don't have vending machines at work, I find it causes workers to take extra breaks. Oh and smoke breaks don't? Or dump breaks? Or do you have a time limit on that too? Trust me, vending machines are not why people take breaks... Can we say LOVESHACK?
Author Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Author Posted December 19, 2005 Oh and smoke breaks don't? Or dump breaks? Or do you have a time limit on that too? Trust me, vending machines are not why people take breaks... Can we say LOVESHACK? Vend, dumps, smokes and cell-phones all cause extra breaks. I try very hard not to hire smokers. Pure luck...the bathrooms are cold in winter, hot in summer. I had an electrical outlet in bathroom removed B/c someone once put a space heater in there. I'd like to get some sort of cell-phone jamming tech in there. But my attny says it's a bad idea.
whichwayisup Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 You cannot control your employee's s*** habits. Neither can they! By making the bathrooms too hot or too cold is just plain silly. That crosses a professional line!
Outcast Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 Have you got enough whips? GP's motto: "The floggings will continue until morale improves"
loony Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 I got a good point by GoldPile for one of my posts, *gulp*. I swear to you, I was a good girl!
RecordProducer Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 I don't have vending machines at work, I find it causes workers to take extra breaks. You're talking as if you are the boss! Girls like bosses. So if I cared about your reputation points, I would let you go down on me... but you'd have to brush your teeth first. 3
Basic Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 You cannot control your employee's s*** habits. Neither can they! By making the bathrooms too hot or too cold is just plain silly. That crosses a professional line! Pardon me, but we can control the bowels to some extent. We fall into routines that call for a bowel flex in a certain time frame. If we always went immediatly after work, then you wouldn't have to go during work hours. I used to do this, until I deliberatly changed so I would do it during work hours. My way of giving it to the man.
Outcast Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 We fall into routines that call for a bowel flex in a certain time frame. Um. No. .................
Author Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Author Posted December 19, 2005 Pardon me, but we can control the bowels to some extent. We fall into routines that call for a bowel flex in a certain time frame. If we always went immediatly after work, then you wouldn't have to go during work hours. I used to do this, until I deliberatly changed so I would do it during work hours. My way of giving it to the man. Shame you use your bowel knowledge for evil.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 19, 2005 Author Posted December 19, 2005 You're talking as if you are the boss! Girls like bosses. So if I cared about your reputation points, I would let you go down on me... but you'd have to brush your teeth first. Good to hear from you RP:love: Do you ever visit the US? If I could lick any part of you (except anus) , you'll get that rep point! I'm glad to see that thug is not in your avatar anymore. I think he was there to scare me off. But I'm pretty tough...I spit on my screen.
whichwayisup Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 Pardon me, but we can control the bowels to some extent. We fall into routines that call for a bowel flex in a certain time frame. If we always went immediatly after work, then you wouldn't have to go during work hours. I used to do this, until I deliberatly changed so I would do it during work hours. My way of giving it to the man. Obviously you don't drink alot of water. Those of us who drink alot of water, PEE alot. Sorry, NOONE, including my boss will ever be able to tell me when I can or can't pee. That is crazy! And sometimes people come into work not feeling well, have abit of an upset stomach. So, one is supposed to HOLD it and control it? I don't think so.
Walk Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 I'll treat GP!! If you'll give me rep points. But I don't have much money... I'm pretty resourceful though. The nice restaurants throw out the best food! We could scrounge around and get something really good. I'll even brush off the maggots for you. And I know I haven't showered in a few months, but really, it's not that bad. People get used to the smell after a couple hours. Honest. And the green fungus (down there) wipes off. Just for you, I'll clean it off with one of the rags I found in the bin. They look pretty clean, it's mostly just grease and food on them. And if I can find some scissors or a knife, I'll try to whack off a couple of feet of under brush so you can get to the good parts!! OOOoooohhhh... Well have Soooo much fun!!!! I can't wait to meet you! And so you'll know it's me, I'm 4'11", 260lbs, and I have several of my own teeth left. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2005 Author Posted December 20, 2005 I'll treat GP!! If you'll give me rep points. But I don't have much money... I'm pretty resourceful though. The nice restaurants throw out the best food! We could scrounge around and get something really good. I'll even brush off the maggots for you. And I know I haven't showered in a few months, but really, it's not that bad. People get used to the smell after a couple hours. Honest. And the green fungus (down there) wipes off. Just for you, I'll clean it off with one of the rags I found in the bin. They look pretty clean, it's mostly just grease and food on them. And if I can find some scissors or a knife, I'll try to whack off a couple of feet of under brush so you can get to the good parts!! OOOoooohhhh... Well have Soooo much fun!!!! I can't wait to meet you! And so you'll know it's me, I'm 4'11", 260lbs, and I have several of my own teeth left. I'll give ya the point to stay away!
basscatcher Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 no luxury here!! Just a simple home cooked meal, quality time is all I would offer or need.. So NO points for the Pada....? I want the simple things in life and the simple pleasures too. Good Luck GP with your LS dates. 1
lindya Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I got a good point by GoldPile for one of my posts, *gulp*. You blew GP just to get a rep point? I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, loony. No wonder you disabled your point-giving facility if that's the sort of shenanigans it was tempting you into.
loony Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 You blew GP just to get a rep point? I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, loony. No wonder you disabled your point-giving facility if that's the sort of shenanigans it was tempting you into. Tsktsk, Brits, they're the ones with the dirtiest minds. Must be the Royals who are setting up such bad examples.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 21, 2005 Author Posted December 21, 2005 You blew GP just to get a rep point? I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, loony. No wonder you disabled your point-giving facility if that's the sort of shenanigans it was tempting you into. I'm so embarrassed.
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