Typical Guy Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Upon reading this, approximately 50% of you (mostly the ladies) will automatically dimiss me as another loser a**h*** who's just looking for a good lay. Trust me when I say that sex alone would never keep me satisfied in life. Now that that's out of the way, on to what I really want to talk about. I've been in a long distance relationship for a little while now. The girl I'm with is really great in person but long distance really sucks as a whole. It's kind of like spending every weekend fixing up a car but never being able to drive it--you put in a bunch of work (phone time, e-mails, etc) but you rarely get to reap the benefits (in-person interaction.) We fight a good amount, mostly because she's pretty insecure. As a side note: to those contemplating a long distance relationship, only proceed if the other person is relatively secure. Recently I've been obsessing about getting a hot bi girlfriend that would want to share other girls with me--this is the part where 50% of you will give up on me. I think though that having a threesome with 2 girls is a pretty common fantasy for a young guy like me. Regardless, recently I haven't been able to stop thinking about how awesome it'd be to be in that situation. I know of a guy (pretty average in every respect) who's got a hot girlfriend who happens to be bi. She's actively looking for a girl that she can bring to their bedroom. All I can think is, "Lucky bastard!" Why can't I be in that situation? I really care about my girlfriend and would never cheat on her or dump her just to fulfill a fantasy of mine. In the past I joked about her being into girls and it was pretty clear that she used to joke about it herself but she's actually pretty straight. No threesomes for me as long as I'm with her. When I think of that guy and the situation he's in, I can't help but feel jealous. He's potentially going to get with 2 girls while I barely get to get with my own girlfriend. Am I just personifying basic human nature (wanting what you can't have) or is there more at work here? Will I be perpetually left feeling this way about getting a bi girlfriend who'll share in the bedroom or will things work itself out once my girlfriend is no longer long distance? TG P.S. Even the Beach Boys sung about "2 girls for every boy" so my wanting a threesome is apparently pretty normal.
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