stargirl Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I am 18 and my boyfriend is 20. He wants arthritis and insists: People with arthritis have the best sex lives. What should I do? This is a genuine thread, I am aware there are trolls on here, do not mistake me for one of them. I only come here for advice, like the rest of us!
JadeStar Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Have you asked him to present you with the info that claims having arthritis makes sex better? I personally have never heard of that, and wouldn't want or wish anything on myself or anyone one else for that matter. I have known others that have arthritis and never heard them say a thing about, "Oh my arthritis is so painful, but dayummm the sex part is great". I think he needs thearpy to find out why in the world he would want such a thing. Jade
slubberdegullion Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I don't know if this is a joke or not. But... If it's true, then I offer you this for your consideration: When a guy is describing a particularly well-breasted woman, he will often cup his hands in front of him as if he's holding up a pair of biggies. This often looks like the man is showing stiff fingers to his friends. Sometimes, if there's a joker in the bunch, you might hear, "Oh, she's got really bad arthritis, eh?" referring to the placement and shape of his hands. But if it's a joke or a troll... then I fell for it. 'nuff said.
LucreziaBorgia Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Ok, I'll bite. From what I understand, gout will work just as well. Buy yourselves a lot of processed fatty meats and chow down every day. Three meals a day. Bacon, sausage, lunchmeats, organ meats, cream sauces ... yummy! His joints will swell and throb in no time and then he can emulate that oh so loving feeling with you - if only primarily in his feet and ankles. Heck, you should join him. You never know. Joint pain might be just the thing to spice up your lackluster love life. Seriously though ... arthritis is a painful and debilitating disorder. Even if your post was real, I can't imagine how or why outside of delusional thinking why anyone would think it enhances sex. If anything it would inhibit it. Not a funny thing to be trolling about on a relationship forum about.
JadeStar Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I remember seeing a post on here similar to this one along time ago, but it was in reference to some woman's b'f or husband (I forget which) wanting to have cancer. Can't remember the details of that or why they wanted cancer but I couldn't help but think of that post I saw on here along time ago, when I saw this one. Jade
LucreziaBorgia Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I remember that too. I thought of that when I saw this. I've heard of disorders where people really do want to be sick like that and will psychologically cause the symptoms and pain to happen to themselves, but the fact that this is about enhancing sex screams troll to me.
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 WTF !!! Why would someone wish that ? I remember that post LB and can't believe that someone would wish such things on themselves!!!!
JadeStar Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Chances are this is a troll and is looking for attention or has nothing better to do than post such ridiculas crap. Or if its a legit post then the person she is referring to has some deep rooted pyschological issues. Jade
Author stargirl Posted December 12, 2005 Author Posted December 12, 2005 Seriously though ... arthritis is a painful and debilitating disorder. Even if your post was real, I can't imagine how or why outside of delusional thinking why anyone would think it enhances sex. If anything it would inhibit it. Not a funny thing to be trolling about on a relationship forum about. I'm not trolling... he genuinely does want arthritis, and insists that people with arthritis have better sex lives. He says it's not a joke!
Author stargirl Posted December 12, 2005 Author Posted December 12, 2005 Chances are this is a troll and is looking for attention or has nothing better to do than post such ridiculas crap. Or if its a legit post then the person she is referring to has some deep rooted pyschological issues. Jade It's genuine, Jade. He really does think arthritis improves sex lives. Not trolling at all.
JadeStar Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Please refer back to my first reply to you. Has he told you where he got this info? If not, you need to ask him to show you where it says having arthritis makes sex better. There are lots of other ways to improve sex than wanting a painful disorder, and should be basically common sense for him. Not sure your b/f is playing with a full deck of cards. Jade
JadeStar Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Please show your b/f these links, it says nothing about having arthritis making sex better. http://arthritis.about.com/cs/sex/a/arthsexuality.htm http://arthritis.about.com/cs/sex/a/sexualityarth.htm Jade
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 It's genuine, Jade. He really does think arthritis improves sex lives. Not trolling at all. Sounds like your b/f has lost his marbles !! Don't think this is true at all how will swelling joints make your sex life better !!
Art_Critic Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Only a troll would preface the post with "This is a genuine thread "
Outcast Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 'm not trolling... he genuinely does want arthritis, and insists that people with arthritis have better sex lives. He says it's not a joke! All the trolls say they're not trolls. If it were to be true, then you would have an incredibly stupid boyfriend who you should dump immediately.
JayKay Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Well, if this IS a troll....this is an incredibly dumb topic. And if it's NOT a troll....trust me, you don't want a disease like arthritis. It runs in my family and I've already got the beginnings of it. Arthritis HURTS. And when you hurt, you really aren't feeling too sexy. Trying swinging from the chandelier when your hip feels like someone hit it with a mallet. Your boyfriend is delusional. What kind of crack is he smoking?
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I'm not trolling... he genuinely does want arthritis, and insists that people with arthritis have better sex lives. He says it's not a joke! I know afew people who have arthritis and I tell ya, it's painful! Don't know how the F he could think they have better sex lives. I guess those who don't have arthritis have crappy sex lives??? Don't just say he says sex will be better...Tell WHY and what he said. Show us some proof or examples here...Then maybe we'll take this thread abit more seriously! It's silly to post such a thread and not back it up with some facts.
NYCmitch25 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I am 18 and my boyfriend is 20. He wants arthritis and insists: What should I do? This is a genuine thread, I am aware there are trolls on here, do not mistake me for one of them. I only come here for advice, like the rest of us! GO FOR IT!!
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