witabix Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Ok, I think we are happy to move to the specifications, I think we will set it to six instead, don't want to go off half-cocked do we AC?
Art_Critic Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Ok, I think we are happy to move to the specifications, I think we will set it to six instead, don't want to go off half-cocked do we AC? .....
whichwayisup Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 AC's post made me think..... its early in the morning here and my insomnia has set in.... sorry. How about a pair of remote controls, one that works men anone that works women? The male one would have controls for listening (volume), understanding(contrast), text(for writing love letters), a "call me tomorrow setting", an auto wash setting, and a hardness dial. Whilst the women's one would only need three buttons, mute, knickers up/cooking mode, and knickers down/supine mode. For the cheaters we could do a three-in-one control, hows that for dumb male humour? Ta da, takes a bow and exits stage left to the boo's of all the girls!!!!!!! Ha, someone sent me an email with a remote controller with all the buttons labelled for MEN and another one for WOMEN. Very funny actually! F*k'd if I could remember the joke now though as it's just abit after 1:30am. I can't sleep tonight...
whichwayisup Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 :laugh: Most excellent! How do you say, "Now will you please listen to me?" in boob speak, I wonder. If I am trying to get my husbands attention, while talking to him I will TAKE my shirt off, give 'em a little shake. This only happens when I need to talk to him and he's distracted by the TV or the computer...Sometimes I will just go over and boobsmack him in the face. THAT works!
witabix Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 If I am trying to get my husbands attention, while talking to him I will TAKE my shirt off, give 'em a little shake. This only happens when I need to talk to him and he's distracted by the TV or the computer...Sometimes I will just go over and boobsmack him in the face. THAT works! Boobsmack! Oh the joys of female company, do you BOOBSMACK him regularly, is that where the name which wayisup comes from?
Becoming Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 If I am trying to get my husbands attention, while talking to him I will TAKE my shirt off, give 'em a little shake. This only happens when I need to talk to him and he's distracted by the TV or the computer...Sometimes I will just go over and boobsmack him in the face. THAT works! :lmao: :bunny: :lmao: No wonder you and your husband enjoy such great communication, WWIU!. Boobsmack 'em! Great word. Boobsmack. I can see the OED entry now: Boobsmack: to get a man's attention by smacking your boobs up against him, preferably in his face. First used by WWIU in LS, 2005, as in "When I want to get a man's attention, I just boobsmack him." See also foreplay. This would definitely not work with my husband. Wouldn't hear a damn thing I said after that. He'd think he just got lucky. Not recommended for serious conversation.
Tinman Posted December 24, 2005 Posted December 24, 2005 You know I have done this........ But typically it was to save the partners feelings. Like with a gift ect..... I mean really how many times does a woman say that the love making session was great when it was really blah. I think women may do this quite a bit to not hurt their partners feelings? Just want to point out that this is an incredibly dumb thing to do. Now, you don't have to be blunt and say "honey that was terrible" but when you say a blah performance was "great" all you are doing is reinforcing that behavior. Because you keep lying to him he's going tokeep doing the same things because he thinks that's what you like.
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