alphamale Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 So is the general consensus that men lie and women tap dance or have I misinterpreted the posts. women lie through the tap dance or indirectness of their communication patterns. men just lie.
Art_Critic Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 women lie through the tap dance or indirectness of their communication patterns. men just lie. women don't want it to look like they are telling a lie.. hence the tapdance.. But a lie is still a lie no matter how it is told
Apex Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 women don't want it to look like they are telling a lie.. hence the tapdance.. But a lie is still a lie no matter how it is toldThey don’t want to look mean either. I like the cold hard truth.
JS17 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Ok, so let me rephrase my original interpretation. All people suck and we all hate communicating with each other. Yep, I think that about covers it.
Becoming Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Yea so true! Or the classic, "if you don't know I am not gonna tell you!" That would drive ya bonkers! And witabix I appreciate your humor and insights. The oral sex and Catholic school--hilarious! I really am trying to understand one of life's great mysteries. It does seem as if we jump to conclusions about meanings of things said without considering other possibilities first and asking for clarification--both men and women. And maybe we stay cloaked in order not only to keep from hurting but from being hurt, as someone else suggested with college example.
Outcast Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 2. Hang his underwear like Tibetan Prayer Flags on your front porch....... he may decide he needs to listen to what you have to say. I don't believe that would work unless you wrote your concerns on each piece in indelible magic marker. a4a- closest Starbucks is 25.4 miles away.........not good...not good at all. at living in the sticks IMHO griping about Alpha is like bitchin about the weather. Pointless...... If I'm rambling on and I suddenly realise I lost my audience quite some time ago, I'll stop talking for a few seconds...then I'll say something like "but, please - whatever you do, don't tell any of your friends I said that." I'll start talking nonsense. "And the blue dog drove the Caddy yesterday to his golf date with Pam Anderson". Sometimes it'll take a few sentences for them to click back in ***I feel (in my opinion) most men are like that. If something is bugging them they will let you know. If they don't, chances are it's not important enough to bring up and no point in stirring up the pot and having a "talk", which I know (alpha is right) they tune out 90% percent of it ... BECAUSE (and it's just the way some women are) we tend to talk it out, every thought IN DETAIL, which in return, they can't handle nor really want to hear. Short, sweet and to the point is how they prefer it. Yes but look at Seachange's experience: I found out during the breakup that my ex had been upset about something (about which I was completely oblivious - never even knew it was an issue) for months. He never said anything to me about it, but man, he had built up some resentment. I was like, why didn't you just ask me about it way back when and I could have taken care of it? And he said I just should have known and he shouldn't have to ask me. Now how useful is that? And we've all heard the tales of men who leave dropping behind them a laundry list of complaints they NEVER BROUGHT UP. So of course women worry when the men are off stewing by themselves - how do women know the men aren't mulling over some resentment that they refuse to discuss so that it can be solved? We were asked what we saw. The guys said they saw a man and a woman talking in a night club! Which is what they saw. The women said they saw a girl flirting with a guy and a whole load of other stuff. All the men looked around with a WTF expression. Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions.
Outcast Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 And the bunny is a sign of horniness, wanting sex, had sex, or just referencing anything sex. The phrase "f*** like rabbits" comes to mind every time I see it. Even emoticons aren't universally understood. I always see the bunny as the LS equivalent of Snoopy doing his happy dance because he's enthusiastic about something. A lot of people seem to think is snarky or somehow negative when I always see it as a wide smile of pure enjoyment. Yeah. I know. Pollyanna.
SmoochieFace Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions. Can't argue with that one...
Art_Critic Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions. That is because we are looking at your breasts not face.. Now breast expressions we totally dominate that field
alphamale Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions. well no shyt OUTCAST....last time I checked men don't give birth and don't need to deal that much with the facial expressions of infants and children.
SmoochieFace Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 They don’t want to look mean either. That's the one thing that never fails to amaze me. They don't have a problem *dropping bombs* on men but at the same time they wanna save their own asses in the process. Remember this: you drop a bomb on me you're gonna get blown up too.
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 women don't want it to look like they are telling a lie.. hence the tapdance.. But a lie is still a lie no matter how it is told So if I am getting this..... if she tap dancing while she talks she's lying....right? Quote: Originally Posted by Outcast Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions. That is because we are looking at your breasts not face.. Now breast expressions we totally dominate that field :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: "And witabix I appreciate your humor and insights. The oral sex and Catholic school--hilarious! " Becoming, you are a rare commodity!!
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Oooooops! Just had amother thought, which dance form implies veracity and which might imply sexual arousal or interest??? We all need to know these things.
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 So if I am getting this..... if she tap dancing while she talks she's lying....right? Quote: Originally Posted by Outcast Recent studies showed that men were not as good as women at interpreting facial expressions. That is because we are looking at your breasts not face.. Now breast expressions we totally dominate that field :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: "And witabix I appreciate your humor and insights. The oral sex and Catholic school--hilarious! " Becoming, you are a rare commodity!! LOL!!!
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I am so pleased we are all taking this so seriously
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 The dancing is so our boobs will sway back and forth, purposely distracting you men! Hehehe...
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 The dancing is so our boobs will sway back and forth, purposely distracting you men! Hehehe... ROFLMAO!! WWIU you made my day thanks !!
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 ROFLMAO!! WWIU you made my dad thanks !! See how easy a little typo changes EVERYTHING??? Think you meant DAY and not DAD.
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 See how easy a little typo changes EVERYTHING??? Think you meant DAY and not DAD. Sorry i fixed it !! roflmao!! Hadn't even noticed !!
Becoming Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 The dancing is so our boobs will sway back and forth, purposely distracting you men! Hehehe... :laugh: Most excellent! How do you say, "Now will you please listen to me?" in boob speak, I wonder.
witabix Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Watch my nipples.... "No more "sexat"" perhaps, get a mirror?
Art_Critic Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 How do you say, "Now will you please listen to me?" in boob speak, I wonder. Honey.. Are my breasts the same size ?? The left one looks smaller Our channel automatically changes to listening
witabix Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 AC's post made me think..... its early in the morning here and my insomnia has set in.... sorry. How about a pair of remote controls, one that works men anone that works women? The male one would have controls for listening (volume), understanding(contrast), text(for writing love letters), a "call me tomorrow setting", an auto wash setting, and a hardness dial. Whilst the women's one would only need three buttons, mute, knickers up/cooking mode, and knickers down/supine mode. For the cheaters we could do a three-in-one control, hows that for dumb male humour? Ta da, takes a bow and exits stage left to the boo's of all the girls!!!!!!!
Art_Critic Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 and a hardness dial. Would this really be necessary ? they would have it on 10 all the time .. can't it just be hardwired in at 7 for endurance ?
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