seachange Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 <-----HELP!! I've got a firecracker up my butt!! Thats what I think it means anyway. Its a hobby here, stick a firecracker up a bunnies butt for Xmas, old tradition. :lmao: Now I need screen wipers.
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 <---------Someone keeps on shoving something up my a$$ and making my ear move!
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Are you making fun of me Seachange?? Hey there's no emticon crying, why is that?
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 <---------Someone keeps on shoving something up my a$$ and making my ear move! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: WWIU, the anal games thread is somewhere else!!! Making my ear move WTF!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
lindya Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Hey there's no emticon crying, why is that? We'd all get sick of the sight of it.
seachange Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Are you making fun of me Seachange?? Hey there's no emticon crying, why is that? Sorry, no, definitely don't want to badmouth your holiday customs! We should all celebrate these rich traditions in a spirit of unity, by ritually putting a firecracker up the Holiday Bunny's butt. :lmao:
lilmoma1973 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 <---------Someone keeps on shoving something up my a$$ and making my ear move! ROFLMAO!! i knew it wouldn't be long!!!
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 We'd all get sick of the sight of it. Yes, good point. Still laughing.......
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Sorry, no, definitely don't want to badmouth your holiday customs! We should all celebrate these rich traditions in a spirit of unity, by ritually putting a firecracker up the Holiday Bunny's butt. :lmao: Oh no Seachange, we don't do it ritualistically, that would be wierd, its all kind of casual, you slip it in light it, "Watch the bunny, watch the Bunny" the children would shout. Since we can't smoke in the pubs anymore its one of the few things we can do to relax on a cold winters night, no really.
TUDOR Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 More often than not women try dropping subtle hints that they want to talk, want sex, want something...anything. Word to the wise, stop Fing around with the subltle hints and just be direct and say what it is you want to talk about or want. Be direct. Do not try to talk to us wearing some skimpy outfit that shows a lot of leg, clevage, etc because we will be thinking of sex and likely not taking in what you are saying. Do not try talking to us when we are hungry because an empy stomach is too distracting and will not be taking in what you are saying. If there is something on TV we really want to watch and you know this, do not think turning off the TV will get our attention and we will all the sudden be inclined to listen to you. We will be wondering how long you are going to talk and how much of our show we are missing and not taking in what you are saying. I highly recommend a Tivo or DVR system that allows you to pause TV, this will help your cause and we don't miss what we were watching. Do not try talking to us before or after sex. If you lead us to think we are going to have sex and then get in bed and want to talk first, we aren't listening and wonder when we will get to the f***ing. If you try talking afterward we aren't listening but rather glowing in just finished conquest. And the bunny is a sign of horniness, wanting sex, had sex, or just referencing anything sex. The phrase "f*** like rabbits" comes to mind every time I see it.
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: WWIU, the anal games thread is somewhere else!!! Making my ear move WTF!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: A nervous twitch maybe? Or a happy twitch...
JS17 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 So is the general consensus that men lie and women tap dance or have I misinterpreted the posts.
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Do not try talking to us before or after sex. If you lead us to think we are going to have sex and then get in bed and want to talk first, we aren't listening and wonder we will get to the f***ing. If you try talking afterward we aren't listening but rather glowing in just finished conquest. Bang on baby! How true is that? LOL! And the bunny is a sign of horniness, wanting sex, had sex, or just referencing anything sex. The phrase "f*** like rabbits" comes to mind every time I see it. See, he gets it? I can't believe alpha, of ALL men on LS couldn't see that one cumming...
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 So is the general consensus that men lie and women tap dance or have I misinterpreted the posts. No, men don't lie - It's just easier for them to go with the flow at that moment. MEN- Short, sweet and to the point. That is how they would prefer us to talk to them...Just say it, and be done with it, move on! WOMEN- Detailed, explains thoughts/feelings/why's/how's/who's/when's etc. Just want to be understood, appreciated, need to be felt needed and loved.
JS17 Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 No, men don't lie - It's just easier for the to go with the flow at that moment. That was cute.
whichwayisup Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 That was cute. It's true though? Why do you think that, YES DEAR expression was invented? It's just SO much easier on the guy to DO whatever it is she is asking, then to argue and say no. Get it done and over with, she's happy...Which in his head translates to she'll leave him alone and be quiet! LOL!
Author a4a Posted December 12, 2005 Author Posted December 12, 2005 are going to talk and how much of our show we are missing and not taking in what you are saying. I highly recommend a Tivo or DVR system that allows you to pause TV, this will help your cause and we don't miss what we were watching. . Holy shyt ........ I must be a frucking man....... this is how I feel..... exactly as you quoted it just about! :D a4a
lindya Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Word to the wise, stop Fing around with the subltle hints and just be direct and say what it is you want to talk about or want. Be direct. Do not try to talk to us wearing some skimpy outfit Do not try talking to us when we are hungry If there is something on TV we really want to watch and you know this, do not think turning off the TV will get our attention and we will all the sudden be inclined to listen to you. Do not try talking to us before or after sex. So in order to keep the art of conversation alive, we should keep ourselves covered up, attach the guy to an intravenous food supply, smash up the tv and become celibate. Were it still common for nuns to take the vow of silence, it sounds as if they'd make ideal wives. Gold Pile will be overjoyed!
Author a4a Posted December 12, 2005 Author Posted December 12, 2005 So in order to keep the art of conversation alive, we should keep ourselves covered up, attach the guy to an intravenous food supply, smash up the tv and become celibate. Were it still common for nuns to take the vow of silence, it sounds as if they'd make ideal wives. Gold Pile will be overjoyed! Just become a Lesbian.......... Why the hell not... you can always get tube steak if you really want it a4a
lindya Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Just become a Lesbian.......... Why the hell not... you can always get tube steak if you really want it a4a A lesbian nun who wears a habit and has taken the vow of silence. That truly does sound like the dream come true for the men of Loveshack!
Author a4a Posted December 12, 2005 Author Posted December 12, 2005 A lesbian nun who wears a habit and has taken the vow of silence. That truly does sound like the dream come true for the men of Loveshack! Ah but still performs oral sex for the simple good it does for man kind....... the perfect women indeed. a4a- why does it make me laugh when people get whacked in the head?
witabix Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Quote: Originally Posted by lindya A lesbian nun who wears a habit and has taken the vow of silence. That truly does sound like the dream come true for the men of Loveshack! Ah but still performs oral sex for the simple good it does for man kind....... the perfect women indeed. a4a- why does it make me laugh when people get whacked in the head? Now, now ladies, just being cynical for cynicisms sake. (try saying that out loud) The above description is incomplete, it should read.... A lesbian nun who wears a latex habit and has taken the vow of silence. Who owns a bar, likes to drink beer and plays pool. Who shags like a ..... well a till 2am and then turns into pizza and a sixpack.
Apex Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 How do you tell a man that he needs to start actually listening when you speak to him? (without threatening his nut sack with a bic lighter) translate into man speak please.Keep it short, simple, and concise. That means no BS, no games, and no emotion.
TUDOR Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 A lesbian nun who wears a latex habit and has taken the vow of silence. Who owns a bar, likes to drink beer and plays pool. Who shags like a ..... well a till 2am and then turns into pizza and a sixpack. Did you dream the same dream as me?
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