Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 At the last minute I was invited to Thanksgiving dinner for families of those serving in the overseas military. The hosts wanted to half balance out the male to female ratio. Some children, a couple dozen women, and a few guys were lined up. I had once mentioned an ex GF (4 dates;) )serving in Iraq, so they stretched the "rules" to invite me. After a meal with my relatives I stopped by the only place open, a supermarket. I purchased a $12.99 bowl of flowers, I filled it out with some leafy spinach that was on sale for .99 cents. I put in some acorns from the parking lot. I love it when I spend 13.98 on what ends up looking like a $25 item. Only 3 of us guys there. One was about 70 and half of the host couple. The other guy was maybe 30, good looking and witty. He got loads of attention from the younger ladies. (they were the dominant demographic) I had the attention of 4 "over 35" women. I knew one lady about 38 from my old bank where I briefly dated another teller.... we hit it off very well. She was also self appointed helper to the hostess. That gave time to work the others. One was very flirty and sloshed (funny, no booze at party:confused: )she scowled at my proposition and avoided me all night. I read her wrong. One 45 year old killer Blonde with kids in tow, was very warm to me. She hasn't had any in 8 months! By dinners end I had given her my biz card with squeeze of her hand. She smiled, squeezed back and put card in her purse. To be discreet, the banker lady and I were to leave separately and meet at "xyz" bar for drinks. The bar was closed so we went to my place. Being as I've gone a couple months and she's gone nearly a year without...we had a great time!! Best Thanksgiving ever. I hope the blonde calls.
Bogun Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 I purchased a $12.99 bowl of flowers, I filled it out with some leafy spinach that was on sale for .99 cents. I put in some acorns from the parking lot. I'd be so impressed to receive a bunch of flowers with some spinach and acorns mixed in. :lmao: Being as I've gone a couple months and she's gone nearly a year without...we had a great time!! Best Thanksgiving ever. I guess you never got anywhere with that nun GP. You're one eccentric dude.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 I'd be so impressed to receive a bunch of flowers with some spinach and acorns mixed in. :lmao: I guess you never got anywhere with that nun GP. You're one eccentric dude. HI Bogun, I posted about kissing the nun and spitting... http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t75220/
Outcast Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 I purchased a $12.99 bowl of flowers, I filled it out with some leafy spinach that was on sale for .99 cents. I put in some acorns from the parking lot. :lmao: Oh lordy! That must really have been a sight to see I think your next scam should be telling people you're a decorator - and then bring out the spinach florals
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 :lmao: Oh lordy! That must really have been a sight to see I think your next scam should be telling people you're a decorator - and then bring out the spinach florals next SCAM?...I'm hurt I often fluff up a cheap set of flowers with free greens growing at roadside, but this isn't a good time of year for that. The spinach was very leafy and did quite well. Maybe a distinct smell though. The acorns were not my best move, but they did add something. I almost added pine cones from my hosts location, but was afraid they'd know wear they came from.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 GP, Are these women married? Yes, they're married to troops stationed over seas. The other guy at dinner has a wife stationed in Iraq. They stretched rules for me...I have an ex GF in Iraq. I heard stories of lucky guys at home during WWII. Nearly all the men were off to war. Hundreds of women to every guy. What a ratio! Mind you I wouldn't wife steal, just having temporary fun.
alphamale Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 I hope the blonde calls. don't count on it....it saddens me to see how little you know about women You're one eccentric dude i'd go one step farther than that
whichwayisup Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 They stretched rules for me...I have an ex GF in Iraq Meaning when your ex gf comes back she won't be the ex anymore? lol ... "Finding a new girlfriend is like finding a new job...the best time to find a new one is when you already have one." -From the book of AlphaMale's proverbs. Alpha! Shame on you!
johan Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Yes, they're married to troops stationed over seas. The other guy at dinner has a wife stationed in Iraq. They stretched rules for me...I have an ex GF in Iraq. I heard stories of lucky guys at home during WWII. Nearly all the men were off to war. Hundreds of women to every guy. What a ratio! Mind you I wouldn't wife steal, just having temporary fun. You just post your crap to bait people.
whichwayisup Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 One 45 year old killer Blonde with kids in tow, was very warm to me. She hasn't had any in 8 months! By dinners end I had given her my biz card with squeeze of her hand. She smiled, squeezed back and put card in her purse. Bet you were wishin' she was squeezing more than just that card... I knew one lady about 38 from my old bank where I briefly dated another teller.... we hit it off very well. Working it I see... To be discreet, the banker lady and I were to leave separately and meet at "xyz" bar for drinks. The bar was closed so we went to my place. So, did this one happen to come to you first? What if they BOTH wanted a piece of GP? Which one would go home with you? I hope the blonde calls. So, if the kids weren't there you'd be on her like flies on s*** right? What then about the bank teller... Or did you fantasize about the NUN during it. No ,really, just wondering...Did she pop into your head while having sex???
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 Originally Posted by Gold Pile I hope the blonde calls. don't count on it....it saddens me to see how little you know about women I wouldn't have wasted a high quality (not the self made kind) Biz card on her if I didn't see potential.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 Bet you were wishin' she was squeezing more than just that card... :lmao: So, did this one happen to come to you first? What if they BOTH wanted a piece of GP? Which one would go home with you? Somehow against all odds;) ,GP has never had to choose...only one at a time will tolerate me:( So, if the kids weren't there you'd be on her like flies on s*** right? What then about the bank teller... Or did you fantasize about the NUN during it. No ,really, just wondering...Did she pop into your head while having sex??? Well, I treated the teller's co-worker to several evenings of great sex. So I bet she was the more willing one to bed me. And would have focused on her only...if I had to pick one. I think the blonde was acting discreetly for the gathered crowd, including the kids. By in large, I focus on the woman I'm with...but if my mind wanders I fantasize about a select few actresses and a particular ex GF. No nun.
whichwayisup Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 So...You still getting laid now...Did the blonde come by? Or still with the bankteller...hehehe... How's the Nun? Has she written you? Spoken to her? Any news on when that NUN series will be on TV? OK, question period is over...
Outcast Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 He probably spat on another dog and its owner shot him
whichwayisup Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 He probably spat on another dog and its owner shot him You said shot...Oh gawwd, I read that as its owner shat on him... I gotta get my eyes checked...
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