Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Tues I attended a biz related event. Plenty of women there (knew there would be ). Worthless effort. For starters the parking lot was not visable to the crowd, so my late BMW arrival went unnoticed. I kept my BMW key chain on the table for all to see. Without the old GP stories of wealth, it was impossible to make a sale. The hosts showed a short video touting their products, one scene featured a graphic of a dog. This got me thinking of the time I spit on a dog to show someone how tough I was. Now that I'm all safe-n-sound, I couldn't stop laughing at how crazy I was. There I was howling like a mad man at a sales video that wasn't funny. No score for GP. Now it's Thursday night, I had 2 dinners and some sex today! As soon as I get it sorted out (sleep on it) I'll give you a report. It's all very ethical too. No current (or former) nuns, no lying, and it didn't even involve a perception of wealth.
Basic Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Tues I attended a biz related event. Plenty of women there (knew there would be ). Worthless effort. For starters the parking lot was not visable to the crowd, so my late BMW arrival went unnoticed. I kept my BMW key chain on the table for all to see. Without the old GP stories of wealth, it was impossible to make a sale. The hosts showed a short video touting their products, one scene featured a graphic of a dog. This got me thinking of the time I spit on a dog to show someone how tough I was. Now that I'm all safe-n-sound, I couldn't stop laughing at how crazy I was. There I was howling like a mad man at a sales video that wasn't funny. No score for GP. Now it's Thursday night, I had 2 dinners and some sex today! As soon as I get it sorted out (sleep on it) I'll give you a report. It's all very ethical too. No current (or former) nuns, no lying, and it didn't even involve a perception of wealth. Goldy, As always your failures keep me entertained. Your sex victories usually aren't as funny and you seem troubled by these scores later. Funny you mentioned laughing about your dog spitting record. At our holiday meal, my grandparents had a dog. I started thinking about your other post about nun/thug/dog and started laughing my ass off. Very hard to explain that to the relatives.
Debersurac Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Why does it matter about the unseen car? How did dog spitting make you tough? You howled like an insane person because maybe you are one.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2005 Author Posted November 25, 2005 Goldy, As always your failures keep me entertained. Your sex victories usually aren't as funny and you seem troubled by these scores later. Funny you mentioned laughing about your dog spitting record. At our holiday meal, my grandparents had a dog. I started thinking about your other post about nun/thug/dog and started laughing my ass off. Very hard to explain that to the relatives. Some people are too self important to post their failures. I give them equal billing with my scores. How old are you Mr. Basic?
LN8840K Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Q.......How do you know when a date with Gold Pile is over ? A.......When Gold Pile says ok thats enough about me ... Just kidding dog !
Author Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2005 Author Posted November 25, 2005 Q.......How do you know when a date with Gold Pile is over ? A.......When Gold Pile says ok thats enough about me ... Just kidding dog ! Well, I always enjoy humor...even at my expense. But I just don't get this one. As a matter of fact, after I've established that I'm a wealthy catch, I try to keep the conversations about her.
LN8840K Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Don't take it personally ...... more of an inside joke and I was just trying to entertain myself. Peace out
Author Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2005 Author Posted November 25, 2005 Don't take it personally ...... more of an inside joke and I was just trying to entertain myself. Peace out ok then
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