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My fiance won't marry me until I'm clinically obese!

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I am 24 and my fiance is 28. He has delayed our wedding until I become clinically obese.

 

He said to me that he wants a clinically obese bride (me) at our wedding.

 

I tried talking to him about it, but to no avail. What is going on with him? What should I do?

JayKay Established Member

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And does he expect you to 'stay' clinically obese throughout your marriage?

 

I think that's abusive.

 

 

It's no better than demanding you become dangerously thin, in order to look like a fashion model.

 

 

Either way is a danger to your health. If he's willing to compromise your health I'd seriously re-consider marrying this guy.

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No person that really cares for you would expect you to harm yourself to please them. I am quite sure you understand the health risks with being obese. If I were you I would delay the wedding until you both get premarital counsel with a qualified professional.

 

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:rolleyes:

 

I seriously doubt this is a real post. Sounds like some more of that "other forum" playtime at Loveshack's expense to me.

 

If it is real then you have a choice: get yourself deeply unhealthy and overweight to suit your boyfriend, or gather up some self esteem and tell him to f*ck off and find himself some feeb who will put her health at risk to suit his chubby-chasing fetish. If he isn't open to any pre-marital counseling, then your choices are limited to: adapt or leave.

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:rolleyes:

 

I seriously doubt this is a real post. Sounds like some more of that "other forum" playtime at Loveshack's expense to me.

 

If it is real then you have a choice: get yourself deeply unhealthy and overweight to suit your boyfriend, or gather up some self esteem and tell him to f*ck off and find himself some feeb who will put her health at risk to suit his chubby-chasing fetish.

 

Other forum? I'm confused!

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slubberdegullion

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Methinks there's another troll about...

JadeStar Established Member

JadeStar

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Troll alert! Troll alert! :laugh:

 

 

 

 

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NYCmitch25 Established Member

NYCmitch25

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I am 24 and my fiance is 28. He has delayed our wedding until I become clinically obese.

 

He said to me that he wants a clinically obese bride (me) at our wedding.

 

I tried talking to him about it, but to no avail. What is going on with him? What should I do?

 

go for it! may I suggest shame sticks.... sticks of butter rolled in sugar..

johan Established Member

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go for it! may I suggest shame sticks.... sticks of butter rolled in sugar..

 

Stick them right up your ass.

Craig Established Member

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I am 24 and my fiance is 28. He has delayed our wedding until I become clinically obese.

 

He said to me that he wants a clinically obese bride (me) at our wedding.

 

I tried talking to him about it, but to no avail. What is going on with him? What should I do?

You could take a creative writing course or just dump his uncaring, irresponsible ass.
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I think... you should tell your fiance that it's a fabulous idea. Plop your butt down on the couch, and start demanding that he go to the store right now! to buy you ben and jerry's, or twinkes, krispy creams.

 

(Every girls fantasy.)

 

Watch movies all day while stuffing your face. When one movie ends, send him to the rental store for another, and another. And each time he returns, tell him you forgot to ask him to get the cheese cake, or whatever, while he was out and he has to get one right now.

 

Constantly crack jokes about how he can't eat with the big girls. Withhold sex because it uses calories. Make him take you to the store for all new apparel. Every other week. With matching shoes, purses, and jewerly.

 

Leave half eaten cookies in the bed, shaking crumbs on his side under the covers. Fill the coffee table and all end tables with boxes of food so that there's no where to set anything. Find the stickiest things you can, smear all over your fingers and then touch everything. Tables, chairs, him!

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(Every girls fantasy.)

 

 

 

uh, yeah....not quite. :sick:

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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Stick them right up your ass.

 

Wow such hostility from the "Systems Engineer" ? Do you usually shove things up *your* ars or perhaps do you just subconsciously want to? You tell others to do it because really you want them to do it to you? Freud would have fun with that one... I'm sure there is a large community of support for homosexuals on these forums too; just throwing it out there. And system engineer probably means you work at the Verizon Kiosk at the mall which should provide you an endless supply of little digital "rectal examiners" (aka cell phones), and yes they ARE an extension of your penis...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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whats the most unhealthy food in America ? What have you eaten and felt guilty imediately after ?

 

Hmmm let me think...

 

There is this hole in the wall resturant that we go to for lunch sometimes and they have something called "the artie" It's like just ham and cheese but there is so much butter and greese used it looks like whole wheat. We nicknamed it the arterie choker..

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Wow such hostility from the "Systems Engineer" ? Do you usually shove things up *your* ars or perhaps do you just subconsciously want to? You tell others to do it because really you want them to do it to you? Freud would have fun with that one... I'm sure there is a large community of support for homosexuals on these forums too; just throwing it out there. And system engineer probably means you work at the Verizon Kiosk at the mall which should provide you an endless supply of little digital "rectal examiners" (aka cell phones), and yes they ARE an extension of your penis...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Hey, impressive! Funny how instead of picking up on my displeasure (you do know why people use that phrase, right? Or do you need an explanation?) with trolls, your mind instantly flashed to the vulgar images of things you see in your favorite magazines.

 

Should I use your own logic on you? Wouldn't that imply you want three sticks of sugary butter shoved up your gay butt, if they'll fit in there next to your cell phone that you most likely have set to vibrate? And would you mind if I come with the girl of my choice to see you walk funny at your fantastic mall job?

 

I edited this. I started thinking of Mitch's feelings. Still curious if Mitch has another url he'd like to share with us. Or maybe he's a free-lancer and has no buddies to impress.

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I am 24 and my fiance is 28. He has delayed our wedding until I become clinically obese.

 

He said to me that he wants a clinically obese bride (me) at our wedding.

 

I tried talking to him about it, but to no avail. What is going on with him? What should I do?

 

Wait till wedding night, then sit on him until he suffocates.

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Well when you go to sample wedding cakes instead of just taking a couple of bites of each one just eat the whole damn thing. After a couple of cakes you will be well on your way.

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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Hey, impressive! Funny how instead of picking up on my displeasure (you do know why people use that phrase, right? Or do you need an explanation?) with trolls, your mind instantly flashed to the vulgar images of things you see in your favorite magazines.

 

Should I use your own logic on you? Wouldn't that imply you want three sticks of sugary butter shoved up your gay butt, if they'll fit in there next to your cell phone that you most likely have set to vibrate? And would you mind if I come with the girl of my choice to see you walk funny at your fantastic mall job?

 

I edited this. I started thinking of Mitch's feelings. Still curious if Mitch has another url he'd like to share with us. Or maybe he's a free-lancer and has no buddies to impress.

 

That's quite a graphic tirade you went on here, it's almost bordering on some kind of homo-erotic prison like sex act which makes me wonder what "feelings" of mine you were considering when you wrote it. Did you mean to say you where you thinking of my feelings as in "oral pleasures" in the homo erotic context to which you were subconsciously giving it? I'm sure I'm wrong, I'm "sure" you have a "girlfriend" and this is not a passive aggressive attack on your own homosexual tendencies? However, I'd just hate to be there when/if your little soldier stops marching for the opposite sex...

Have you really ever thought about what this apparent anal fixation is based on? Oh well, try searching in the alternative lifestyles groups.. Good luck!

 

:) :) :)

johan Established Member

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...some kind of homo-erotic prison like sex act...

..."oral pleasures" in the homo erotic context...

...passive aggressive attack on your own homosexual tendencies...

...little soldier stops marching for the opposite sex...
...apparent anal fixation...

...alternative lifestyles groups...

 

Dude, that no less than 6 of the same lame adolescent attempt to question my orientation. In one paragraph! You tell me who has the fixation. Not only do you have clear phobias, but it seems to be an obsession for you.

 

Now I do feel bad for getting you going. Had I known that my challenge to the trolls was going to hit so close to home for you, I would have been happy just to let the trolls have their way with the board. Far be it from me to tear you out of your dark little closet.

 

I can only take heart from the fact that you seem capable of twisting any statement around to relate to your secret. Good luck, Mitch. Be true to yourself and you'll be free. Your friends and family will understand when the shock wears off.

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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Dude, that no less than 6 of the same lame adolescent attempt to question my orientation. In one paragraph! You tell me who has the fixation. Not only do you have clear phobias, but it seems to be an obsession for you.

 

Now I do feel bad for getting you going. Had I known that my challenge to the trolls was going to hit so close to home for you, I would have been happy just to let the trolls have their way with the board. Far be it from me to tear you out of your dark little closet.

 

I can only take heart from the fact that you seem capable of twisting any statement around to relate to your secret. Good luck, Mitch. Be true to yourself and you'll be free. Your friends and family will understand when the shock wears off.

 

Funny, when you do this, it's considered high-brow and logical. When I do it I'm an obnoxious troll who must be 'gay' convienently forgetting that you are mimicing 'my obnoxious comments' while you're saying it. Your logic is contradicting itself, but it's OK, I still love you, even though you which to put sticks of "something" in my bum. Wow, did you realize we just had our first lovers quarrel?

 

ps. not that we are keeping score but wasn't it you who made the first obnoxious comment?

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Okay, guys, when will you learn to figure out which posts are trolls???

johan Established Member

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Funny, when you do this, it's considered high-brow and logical. When I do it I'm an obnoxious troll who must be 'gay' convienently forgetting that you are mimicing 'my obnoxious comments' while you're saying it. Your logic is contradicting itself, but it's OK, I still love you, even though you which to put sticks of "something" in my bum. Wow, did you realize we just had our first lovers quarrel?

 

Ok, you can be high-brow and logical, too. Go ahead. Start any time.

 

I wouldn't really refer to this as a "lover's quarrel" though, as I'm not feeling much love, in spite of your cute bunny ears. Also I didn't really think of it as a quarrel, since I wasn't defending a point. I just thought you needed setting straight. Had I known that "straight" was a clinical impossibility, I wouldn't have bothered.

 

ps. not that we are keeping score but wasn't it you who made the first obnoxious comment?

 

Yes, I did. But it had nothing to do with you. The imagery certainly got your attention though, and look what that got you into.

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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"Ok, you can be high-brow and logical, too. Go ahead. Start any time."

 

 

LOL, OK, read the posts, they stand on their own merits.. but I gots love for you, I was actually just being silly... I guess since you have only gotten more and more hostile towards me you didn't get that.. have a nice night.

NYCmitch25 Established Member

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Okay, guys, when will you learn to figure out which posts are trolls???

 

Ut oh, you broke out the SIZE=6 text!!! I don't want to get on your bad side, after all I joined the forums because I read some of your posts and was like: finally there is a good forum out there..

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