newbby Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Youre the kind of guys who put me off sex! lol:laugh: yup! wouldn't f*** nor marry them!
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 ahahahahaha Tired..... :lmao: I will change it to laughter <<<<<<<<See do I still look evil??? You really wanna know?
TUDOR Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Oh god, TOPIC OVER!!! Every time i put something up a couple of d**kwads have to come on and say something disgusting. I aint listening 2 anything people like you have to say. I know for a fact as someone said earlier pride came into it. Im not talking about a quick f*ck, or some cherry poppin experiance in high school when she was as tight as a nun, only because shes only doin it coz she wants you to like her! Im on about serious relationships, when you actually love someone. Capiche? . Jessica Simpson was a virgin when she married and judging on that "boots are made for walking" video, she knows how to work it!!! (Briteny Spears alike) Youre the kind of guys who put me off sex! lol:laugh: Calm down and smell my fingers. All jokes aside, your OP said nothing about marriage or serious relationships. And for future reference when you post about a sex related topic it will at some point go down many different avenues of sex but not necessarily the one you intended it for and that is just the nature of the best.
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Calm down and smell my fingers. :lmao:
Art_Critic Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Youre the kind of guys who put me off sex You asked the broad audience of LS to particiapte in your thread..We did Nobody was trying to turn you off sex.. Sometimes we get carried away
alphamale Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 NOT all.. My first should be bobbitized.... Azzhule.. He's a theif.... why? cause he "stole" your cherry PADA? Did you file a police report?
Art_Critic Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 yup! wouldn't f*** nor marry them! Nobody on LS is try to Fu*k or marry another LS'er
TUDOR Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 yup! wouldn't f*** nor marry them! Now newbby, don't be that way. You don't know enough about us to be making that kind of statement. We don't go over to the OW/MM section and give you a hard time now do we. Its all in good fun because its Friday but don't pressume to know us based on our sexual banter. Come play, it is fun I promise.
newbby Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 well tudor, i just knew SOMEBODY would bring my past up. maybe thats why i dont venture out much.
JS17 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 That one is easy too: those women who f*** around for the sake of f***ing around. With no emotional connections, of course, and they will have multiple partners too as they either cannot or will not commit to any one person for any length of time exceeding the actual f*** sessions. soooo basically a man?
Lishy Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Wel well well ..... See the difference in the male/female posts? We are talking about marriage material and it turns to sniffing ya fingers and letting ya friends get a sniff!!!!!! Jesus The real question is ..... What makes a MAN marriage material? Number 1 on my list is not sharing the smell of my fangita with his pals!!!!
basscatcher Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 why? cause he "stole" your cherry PADA? Did you file a police report? Stole it!! The friggin ape took it. I was barely 15 years old. I didn't know wha the hell to do. I didn't think they was anything I could do.. I grew up in a little town of 180 people.. I had no father figure in my life. My mother was out partying every weekend I couldn't turn to her. She wasn't there for me so I handled it myself until I got older and started to see a councelor and thats when it all came out and I dealt with it.. It's called daterape if you understand what that is. At least, surely, AlphaMale can understand what that is and understand why some men should be bobbitized... Its not laughing matter my dear..
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 soooo basically a man? That IS true - *slut* can easily be applied to men as well (are you reading this, ALPHA???)
basscatcher Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 You really wanna know? Not really...... Im not attractive to some men and to others I am. So I don't need any negative shyt. Either leave me or love me plz.
hotgurl Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Nobody on LS is try to Fu*k or marry another LS'er I wouldn't count on that !
TUDOR Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 well tudor, i just knew SOMEBODY would bring my past up. maybe thats why i dont venture out much. My apologies. I was glad to see you in here to be honest. I didn't say anything about your past to provoke you but only to be onery because I am in a onery mood today. Bad Tudor, bad!
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Stole it!! The friggin ape took it. I was barely 15 years old. I didn't know wha the hell to do. I didn't think they was anything I could do.. I grew up in a little town of 180 people.. I had no father figure in my life. My mother was out partying every weekend I couldn't turn to her. She wasn't there for me so I handled it myself until I got older and started to see a councelor and thats when it all came out and I dealt with it.. It's called daterape if you understand what that is. At least, surely, AlphaMale can understand what that is and understand why some men should be bobbitized... Its not laughing matter my dear.. :eek: I remember Lorena Bobbit... I live near where that happened... I drive on the same road everyday where she tossed her husband's coq out the window.
basscatcher Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 :eek: I remember Lorena Bobbit... I live near where that happened... I drive on the same road everyday where she tossed her husband's coq out the window. Wouldn't that have been something to find. walking your child and he/she picks it up and says "look mom/dad is this a new toy for fido..??" or "daddy there is such thing as duct tape."
newbby Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 forgiven tudor. sorry i took so long to forgive you, i went back 'home' for awhile.
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Wouldn't that have been something to find. walking your child and he/she picks it up and says "look mom/dad is this a new toy for fido..??" or "daddy there is such thing as duct tape." Actually, it WAS found and it was reattached! It was big news around here... lol... He went on to become a porn star.
basscatcher Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Actually, it WAS found and it was reattached! It was big news around here... lol... He went on to become a porn star. that I do know. I remember hearing about it in the news and it was the big talk in the midwest.. He is so gross. YUCK...... Ugly personality. I can see why she cut it off...
SmoochieFace Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 He is so gross. YUCK...... Ugly personality. I can see why she cut it off... :lmao: That's why he ended up in porn... couldn't do anything else.
TUDOR Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Boy this thread got hit with a grenade No kidding and the OP said the guys were the ones who were so off base...the girls are talking about porn and cutting off dicks.
Author loveheart59 Posted November 18, 2005 Author Posted November 18, 2005 Calm down and smell my fingers. All jokes aside, your OP said nothing about marriage or serious relationships. And for future reference when you post about a sex related topic it will at some point go down many different avenues of sex but not necessarily the one you intended it . Ok, I am a newbie. Now I realise I shoulda been more specific when I changed the topic over to virgins and stuff. Maybe I would have avoided the barrage of hurtful comments about virgins being bad in bed and smelly fingers:( Luckily, I have a healthy ego, am blessed with more than my fair share of beauty and sex apppeal so this little episode shan't bring me down! Samantha shall ride again! Not litterally of course...
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