Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 To be serious for a second... I think it is so sexy when a guy is over the top stupid about something. Makes it funny, and doesn't care how people are going to react or think. That to me is beyond sexy. I guess it's really the attitude of not caring if others find it sexy, or funny. That's the biggest turn on. Every time I've tried hard to be sexy, it's failed horrible. I don't try and men flock to me. I don't wear accentuating clothing. I wear what's comfortable. It's when I'm confident that men find me attractive. I think you could probably do better without the pre-practiced moves. It's kind of juvenile, and most mature women will see it for what it is, and be less inclined to be intimate with you.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 15, 2005 Author Posted November 15, 2005 say, did ANY of your poses or moves bag you a chick? I hope they've helped. I've run the poses by many women. Some (eventually) slept with me, but It's not like they did it based on poses alone.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 15, 2005 Author Posted November 15, 2005 To be serious for a second... I think it is so sexy when a guy is over the top stupid about something. Makes it funny, and doesn't care how people are going to react or think. That to me is beyond sexy. I guess it's really the attitude of not caring if others find it sexy, or funny. That's the biggest turn on. Every time I've tried hard to be sexy, it's failed horrible. I don't try and men flock to me. I don't wear accentuating clothing. I wear what's comfortable. It's when I'm confident that men find me attractive. I think you could probably do better without the pre-practiced moves. It's kind of juvenile, and most mature women will see it for what it is, and be less inclined to be intimate with you. Thanks walk. Sometimes I've broken into a cronically uncool dance step...a step that was big in my grampa's day. It usually goes over very well. I've considered adding a little tap dance number to this bit.
alphamale Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 It's appears to me yer barkin' up the wrong tree dude I would tend to agree EB...the more of GP's posts I read the more I think he's full of krap A man who was already good with women would not ask the questions he asks routinely.
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Sometimes I've broken into a cronically uncool dance step...a step that was big in my grampa's day. It usually goes over very well. Guy I know said that he's picked up more woman at the bar doing "uncool" dance steps then anything. Something called the sprinkler, the chain saw, and riding the horse... don't remember now. He showed me a couple, and OMG I burst out laughing. But that's something I would notice over a guy just trying to grind away like he's some kind of casanova. I'm very attracted to a guy with a good sense of humor though.
Art_Critic Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 I've never cracked a pose.. ever.. I am who I am and that is how I sell myself.. when I was younger.. I had souped up loud cars that did the posing for me.. Today I don't rely on props.
elijahBailey Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 I hope they've helped. I've run the poses by many women. Some (eventually) slept with me, but It's not like they did it based on poses alone. I'm sure the poses didn't do anything to tip the scale in your favor Must've been the fact that you were masquerading as a rich dude
AlmostMarried77 Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 back in my day of trying to chat up girls in bars... If i saw that a girl kept looking at me and we kept having eye contact then i would sometimes pull a cheesy pose. Just had to make sure i was grinning enough to make sure she knew i was doing it for the comedy factor. Of course english girls probably understand irony a bit better
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 I've got one for you... You're at dinner with a lady and there's a lull in the conversation. Knock your fork off the table, and then make sure to move away from the table, bend down with your ass facing her and pick up the fork. Then casually sit back down. That'd be a sure winner. Oh, or when walking into or out of a restaurant with your woman, make sure you go first and tell her to walk a few steps behind you so that she can get a good look at your well rounded tush. She'll be impressed with you. Take her out for a game of pool, and while making a shot, stick your bum way out as you bend over the table. Then stroke your stick while making moaning noises. Next shot you take, pull your shirt off, flex your abs. (check to make sure she's looking.) Then lean over the table, give your butt a tap with your hand and make your shot. Guaranteed winners!! Can't go wrong with those.
elijahBailey Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Walk, why do I get the feeling that yer an a$$ person
Lishy Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 OMGGGG WALK you are f**king hilarious!!! I just spat tea all over my laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHA I can picture the pool pose THAT would be sooooooooo cool - Wouldnt you just want to grab that tush ..... NOT!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHA
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Walk, why do I get the feeling that yer an a$$ person Me?!?! What?!?! Nothin' beats a tight male bum. Mmmmm... I have to go... take care of something... :lmao:
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 So, I was thinking about what GP said as far as falling to the floor (accidentally/on purpose) so he can show off his "get up quick" moves. All the experts say you should mirror the gestures and moves of someone you're interested in. So GP falls to the floor, and jumps back up.. and then the woman falls to the floor and gets stuck? Maybe that's his plan.... If he can get her on the floor then he thinks half the battle is done? All he has to do after that is get her pants down? It's genius!!
SmoochieFace Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 You're at dinner with a lady and there's a lull in the conversation. Knock your fork off the table, and then make sure to move away from the table, bend over with your ass facing her and fart in her face while picking up the fork. Then casually sit back down after *checking yourself* for any seepage. Guaranteed winner indeed.
Outcast Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Walk, you're a genius! My hat's off to you. You surely will see that GP gets all the attention he so richly deserves
Author Gold Pile Posted November 15, 2005 Author Posted November 15, 2005 A man who was already good with women would not ask the questions he asks routinely I think I've done OK with women, maybe even good. But I never claimed to be Mr. Expert. I'm always looking to improve my game. I've got the verbal rap down very well, I'm now looking to improve the physical. Yes, I've learned a few things here.....thank you to the few, the proud LS posters.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 15, 2005 Author Posted November 15, 2005 Me?!?! What?!?! Nothin' beats a tight male bum. Mmmmm... I have to go... take care of something... :lmao: Consider my tight male bum, at your service.
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Consider my tight male bum, at your service. Only if i can use you, and throw you away when I'm done.
Mz. Pixie Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 My favorite is the one that Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley did on SNL when they were acting like Chippendales. Never seen anything as sexy as Chris Farley doing that.
Mz. Pixie Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 On second thought GP, since you're into nuns and all that- What about genuflecting?????
LucreziaBorgia Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 16 posts and not one pose yet. C'mon people....help Poses aren't sexy because they are all about you. Women like it to be all about them.
Lishy Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 FOR RENT!!!!! 1 Tight male arse, Very good condition Only brought out on special occasions, Has been slightly abused by a nun but nothing a bit of rimming wont cure! Only $2 an hour + $1 extra per pool cue pose! Apply within my tight Jeans Gold Pile
Lishy Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Mr Pile the pose i love best is the pose where you are handing me ya no limit credit card and telling me not to hold back!!!!!!! Nothing turns a gal on more than that!!! hahahaha
Walk Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Ever think of just becoming a male stripper? I think you mentioned once that you earnings weren't as great as you would like. Extra dough in your undies, plus madly gropping, sweaty old ladies clawing all over you to stick their dirty money down your too tight bvd's. You know you'd love it!!
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