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The First Night


franky9966

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Where are you when this fear of offending is taking place? In the car, watching TV, at a restaurant, or are you talking about in bed? Personally I think it would be great if men adhered to this code of behavioural paralysis for the entire length of a relationship. I, for one, would have spent far less time gagging and secretly rolling my eyes in disgust. 

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Tis why you don't spend the night together if you don't feel comfortable enough doing those things around them.

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11 hours ago, franky9966 said:

The first night when you can't fart, 

That definitely puts a damper on a hookup. Try dating a while first until you're a bit more comfortable. Avoid gassy foods on dates. 

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Alpacalia

Are you fearful that you're going to pass an air biscuit on your first night?

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On 2/8/2024 at 8:45 PM, franky9966 said:

The first night when you can't fart, move, sneeze, or have you fan running in the background are the worst

Beano will alleviate the farting aspect of this.

Why can't you move? Why can't you sneeze? 

 

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Just like when a woman is comfortable enough to pee in front of you...that's when you know you can let it go.

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