franky9966 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 The first night when you can't fart, move, sneeze, or have you fan running in the background are the worst Link to post Share on other sites
MsJayne Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Where are you when this fear of offending is taking place? In the car, watching TV, at a restaurant, or are you talking about in bed? Personally I think it would be great if men adhered to this code of behavioural paralysis for the entire length of a relationship. I, for one, would have spent far less time gagging and secretly rolling my eyes in disgust. Link to post Share on other sites
Sony12 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Tis why you don't spend the night together if you don't feel comfortable enough doing those things around them. Link to post Share on other sites
Wiseman2 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 11 hours ago, franky9966 said: The first night when you can't fart, That definitely puts a damper on a hookup. Try dating a while first until you're a bit more comfortable. Avoid gassy foods on dates. Link to post Share on other sites
Alpacalia Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Are you fearful that you're going to pass an air biscuit on your first night? Link to post Share on other sites
Sony12 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I'm sure whoever you are seeing dumps guys the moment they fart in her bed Link to post Share on other sites
Nawidimaq Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 (edited) On 2/8/2024 at 8:45 PM, franky9966 said: The first night when you can't fart, move, sneeze, or have you fan running in the background are the worst Beano will alleviate the farting aspect of this. Why can't you move? Why can't you sneeze? Edited February 11 by Nawidimaq Link to post Share on other sites
smackie9 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) Just like when a woman is comfortable enough to pee in front of you...that's when you know you can let it go. Edited February 12 by smackie9 Link to post Share on other sites
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