Kengne Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Ok Folkz... Now we've all had that 1 person (or persons) who we were madly in love with... head over HEELS... I'm talking CrAzY LoVe ... that person who made you act the fool like it was nobody's business... that person who had you SO sprung...! SO caught up ...! SO desperate / clingy that you became a monster unbeknownst to you .... and pulled a PyScHo MoVeMeNt in the NaMe of LoVe ... I'm talking stunts that bordered on or WERE crazy / stalkerish / driven by SHEER desperation... Confess! And please - confess a PsYcHo MoVeMeNt YOU have pulled ... not one that someone has pulled on you, cuz we all have psycho lovers in our past. I'd like to hear about some of the PsYcHo things Y'ALL have done. Here is my PRIZE PsYcHo MoVeMeNt: It all started innocently enough. My ex-bf of 4 years had been working long and hard hours. He was always tired and our sex life had dwindled down to non-existent. I was growing extremly frustrated & in a fit of horniness I went out & bought a vibrator . A few weeks went by .... we were having a conversation and I somehow casually mentioned I had bought myself a vibrator a few wks earlier. BIG MISTAKE GUYS!!!!!!!!! Tell me why he absolutely LOST IT!!!! Hell hath no fury like a man scorned - in his words - for a "mechanical robot". My ex-bf was FURIOUS!! SOoooooooooo furious he broke up - YES, BROKE UP - with me! He told me he was disgusted... and that I had BETRAYED HIM with a machine mind you... A MACHINE! ... and here he was... TIRED from work, and I was there f*cking around with the machine??? He absolutely LOST it! OF COURSE I was DEVASTATED. I could not and did not understand his anger. He hung up the phone on me - I called him back 1000x times. Each time I cried. Each time he would only entertain a convo for 5 - 10 mins before hanging up. Each time I cried some more, and called back. Each time he told me the same thing - he was done, he was finished with me, he was THROUGH - AND that I should go home to my machine. You guys - I began to lose my DAMN MIND. I had to fix this - I just HAD to fix this! All I could do was sit & stare at the dreaded vibrator ... the bane of my rel'ship... only cost me abt $ 20.... who would've ever knew it would be the worse $ 20 I ever spent? Guys - I hated that vibrator with a passion! So thats when I REALLY began to go co-co:( Ppl - it was around 2 AM in the morning. The back & forth hangup session had been going on for close to 2 hrs by that point. It was the MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGIN WINTER IN TORONTO!! The vibrator was burning a hole into my room and my soul. The mere SIGHT of it infuriated me. So here's what I did: I took the vibrator & bag it came in... got in my car... and DROVE 30 mins through HEAVY SNOW to my bf at the time's house. He lived in a basement apt, so I could not knock on the landlord's door (folks it was 2AM y'all!!) I instead went to the basement apt window & knocked, knocked, knocked while simultaneously dialing & re-dialing my bf's no (remember, he's hanging up every 5-10 mins!). I'm freezing cold (in my rush I did not bring a housecoat)... SNOW IS POURING DOWN... My fingers can barely dial... and I'm sobbing into my cell phone. CAN WE SAY - PsYcHo??? ARRRGH:sick: My bf would not answer his door for me. He insisted it was over, and told me to stop bothering him and to go home - to my machine. After 10 minutes in the FREEZING COLD of getting NOWHERE.... I drove home - with my machine. But OH NO... the craziness did not end there. Nope - I mean, how could I stop? Hell I was already on a roll! So when I got home... I pulled on a housecoat and proceeded to wander outside on the deserted main road.. Ladies & gents it's now after 3 AM... I was walking clueless like Anne Heche after Ellen Degeneres dumped her ass... it was pathetic! So I'm walking around with the thing i.e. the hated vibrator... snow is falling... i am crying... and still dialing & re-dialing... but my bf is IMPERVIOUS to me... He was like STONE... I was alternately begging, pleading, screaming & sobbing for him to PLEASE forgive ME... PLEASE give us a chance... OMG it was so sad.... it was the lowest of all lows for me.... a newfound level of low... I got sooooooooo FED UP... I looked at the hated vibrator and in a fit of tears & despair I THREW THE VIBRATOR AWAY! Somewhere in a field, in the snow... it landed, the pretty pink bag quickly covered over by falling snow. There, there, there - its GONE! The machine is gone!! I sobbed to my bf. But he would not hear me. He did NOT CARE - it was still over!! Around close to 4 AM now... the cold hit me... and still crying I wandered home... my bf had not changed his mind... I went to bed around 6 AM that night.. yup, cried myselt to sleep. THE GOOD NEWS IS: he did take me back... several days & buckets of tears laters. He obviously calmed down. The BAD NEWS: I found out 3 mths later that he had been CHEATING ON ME throughout nearly our entire rel'ship!! AND HE HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO BREAK UP WITH ME for having A COTDAMN VIBRATOR!! And EVEN WORSE... the vibrator is now gone... out there, somewhere who knows???... and I am now single.. and sadly, still horny.... K.
Art_Critic Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 No confessions from me.. I have only done the basic stuff.. Text msgs, calls or a drive by or two.. I will tell you something my last ex did.. It was kinda funny though.. I was in the process of buying a new car when we broke up.. I had mostly picked it all out and was just waiting till the end of the month.. ( company car ) I get this call from 3 different mazda dealers in my area on my cell phone wanting to set up times for me to come in and demo cars that were already picked out.. I asked one of the guys what was going on.. He said the orders were placed on the internet and gave my address as from the town where my ex lives.. the name was the clincher though..They called and asked for someone that had my name with only one letter added to it.. So.. I did the most responsible thing.. I did it right back to her..
NrclptcNSmniak Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 haha what a sad story.... i was so puzzled as to why hed be so angry... and now i realize it was probably just a bull**** reason to break up with you haha....... i wudn't mind if my gf bought one.. id feel kinda bad since its me missing out on sex.... and id prolly ask her to have more sex with me so she wouldn't have to use it but... its better than going out there and getting a real dick.... mmmmm anyway... i guess this is my psycho moment.... my gf of 3 years and i broke up under .... false pretences... i was desperately trying to get her back but she didn't take my feelings seriously.. she thought that i was just lonely and didn't really love her but just wanted her back to have someone around.... anyway she stabbed me in the back by going out with some guy that i hated... i only half blame her for it.... long story... anyway i got so damn angry i called her told her not to call me... the next day i turned around 180 and left a message on her phone saying i was sorry and that i was being selfish and stupid and wanted to still be friends... she called me back and said that that would be nice. then the next day i left a .... 20 min message on her phone saying how i still loved her and that he doesn't deserve her and that im all depressed and stuff... she called me back and said i shudn't talk about that stuff anymore cuz shes with another guy (my x friend.... which i ended up hating) and i started flipping out saying how i loved her and stuff and she started crying and junk... and then felt bad so i ended the convo with having her remember something funny that happened in our relationship... then the next day she called me back i asked her to dump him and get back with me... she said she cudn't do it.. i ased her if she even cared about me... she said she did.. but she didn't like how i was acting and that... she doesn't like talking to me anymore... i asked her why she even kept calling me then... before she started going out with that other guy... and she said she was always worried about me(this is one of my pet peeves) i went off on her about how its stupid to worry about me cuz i don't matter anymore and crap and how nothing matters blah blah.... she said she wudn't call me anymore... the next day i called her and apologized for yelling at her when all she did was worry about me... and said that if she needed anything i was there for her.... and that she didn't have to worry about me bringing up the past... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... well thats my crazyness anyway..... im still hurt... it hurts so ****ing much... but o well.... this all happened recently
Author Kengne Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 my gf of 3 years and i broke up under .... false pretences... i was desperately trying to get her back but she didn't take my feelings seriously.. she thought that i was just lonely and didn't really love her but just wanted her back to have someone around.... anyway she stabbed me in the back by going out with some guy that i hated... i only half blame her for it.... long story... anyway i got so damn angry i called her told her not to call me... the next day i turned around 180 and left a message on her phone saying i was sorry and that i was being selfish and stupid and wanted to still be friends... she called me back and said that that would be nice. then the next day i left a .... 20 min message on her phone saying how i still loved her and that he doesn't deserve her and that im all depressed and stuff... WOW.. A 20 min msg? They have answering machines that long? MY ex-bfs ans mach was only 5 mins long/msg (I know this sad fact because I FILLED UP his voice mailbox that SAME nite!) K.
whichwayisup Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Sounds like you need to go to Love Craft (Since you're in Toronto too!) and buy yourself another Vibe! Snow...Evil word to say right now! LOL! My EX used to play mind games with me and once time he told me it was over. So, 3 weeks went by, he didn't call me and I didn't call him. I figured it was OVER over... Went to a friends pool party and hooked up with a guy friend, he found out about it right away, through word of mouth (gossipers!) and freaked out! He told me I had 2 mins to make a choice. Be with this new guy or come back to him! Ofcourse that freaked me right out and considering at that time I was so inlove with him and too attached, I ditched the guy I was with and went back to him. We ended up having the most incredible sex that night ...
glittergurl Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 I used to be head over heels with my English teacher! Hahah! I completely lost my noodles over this man. I was about 16. I paid a psychic to tell me if we had a possible future together. I bought a whole numerology kit, a love spell kit, and God knows what other type of crazy candles and gizmos. I became supersticious as f?ck. One day he talked to me and blushed, and I proclaimed the bra I was wearing that day "my lucky bra", which I made sure to wear every time I had English class (twice a week). I think it was damn obvious to him I had butterflies; and I think that beyond the stupidity, he found it kinda sweet. Nothing ever happened, but those are my best memories of love delirium!
NrclptcNSmniak Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 WOW.. A 20 min msg? They have answering machines that long? MY ex-bfs ans mach was only 5 mins long/msg (I know this sad fact because I FILLED UP his voice mailbox that SAME nite!) hehe ya i called 4 times..... and.. your story about ur english teacher is so cute haha. kinda crazy but... maybe im like my dad hahahahaha
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