johan Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Why do you post about this stuff? What are you trying to achieve?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 8, 2005 Author Posted November 8, 2005 when you see my smiling mug on TV, I expect you to admit you're wrong about me. I expect it because you're a man of class.
933KJL Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 GP, you have my word on this. When I see you on television (or even if you can send me the tape) I will begin the most ebulient thread you have ever seen singing your praises and humbling myself to your mercy. Just so you know, if they use you or not, they should be able to provide tape on you. (Note: ok perhaps this is coming clear now and GP is not a nunchaser, but a producer for 60 Minutes and this is already in the can)
whichwayisup Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 I will begin the most ebulient thread you have ever seen singing your praises and humbling myself to your mercy. I think I just shyt myself from laughing so hard. I will be sure to reply on this thread as well. Hey 933 wanna go and see GP live on TV? DO you think Lilly will allow us to go together???
933KJL Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 We could be in the audience doing that Arsenio thing Whoop Whoop Whoop.....or the Oprah thing...You Go Gold Pile! or just a simple Jerry SPringer thing....Gold Pile Gold Pile Gold Pile
Outcast Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Anybody else think 933 watches entirely too much daytime TV?
Craig Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Anybody else think 933 watches entirely too much daytime TV? Ever since 933 lost his dear sweet angel "Lilly" he has been beside himself with grief. How much pain he must feel when thinking of her big brown eyes, her simple joy at just seeing him, her unconditional love for him, her soft warm tongue on his neck...if daytime TV is what it takes for him to heel then I, for one, am all for it.
whichwayisup Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Ever since 933 lost his dear sweet angel "Lilly" he has been beside himself with grief. How much pain he must feel when thinking of her big brown eyes, her simple joy at just seeing him, her unconditional love for him, her soft warm tongue on his neck...if daytime TV is what it takes for him to heel then I, for one, am all for it. Wish that thread was still here ...
TUDOR Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Wish that thread was still here ... Me too damit!!!
Author Gold Pile Posted November 8, 2005 Author Posted November 8, 2005 We could be in the audience doing that Arsenio thing Whoop Whoop Whoop.....or the Oprah thing...You Go Gold Pile! or just a simple Jerry SPringer thing....Gold Pile Gold Pile Gold Pile I hope it doesn't turn into a Springer fight-a-thon. But GP could get into S+M beating from a leather clad Lesile Stahl or Julie Chen. (hmm both from same network) It's my understanding that my initial interview wouldn't be by a famous reporter. Although I could be re-interviewd by a "star" if my 1st interview turns out extremely interesting. The side story of a good guy wanting to help...no sex or other gain, isn't very intersting. At any rate, all segments will be introduced by the hosting "star" reporter.
quankanne Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 sidetracking here for just a second: what happened to Lilly, and is that why 933 has that creepy avatar? GoldPile: is this a national network program, or a local one with the option of pitching the story to national?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 8, 2005 Author Posted November 8, 2005 sidetracking here for just a second: what happened to Lilly, and is that why 933 has that creepy avatar? GoldPile: is this a national network program, or a local one with the option of pitching the story to national? Whoever these producers are, they seem to be packaging for a particular network. Don't know the exact relationship...contractor vs employee.
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 GoldPile: is this a national network program, or a local one with the option of pitching the story to national? It's a nine year old with a toy camera...
lindya Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 It's my understanding that my initial interview wouldn't be by a famous reporter. Although I could be re-interviewd by a "star" if my 1st interview turns out extremely interesting. I agree. With careful planning, your 15 minutes of celebrity could be extended to 25 minutes. As long as reporters see the easy pun potential in your situation, I think the interview offers will pile in. After all, most people want the working day to be as easy as possible - so make sure that 90% of the work is already done for them. Hire a woman to pose as a former nun for the day. She'll be nicely tanned ("Gold Pile - the man with the golden nun") and be wearing a black and white bikini ( "old habits die hard...but they make excellent swimwear"). Remember to introduce a bit of controversy by hinting at some mysterious plan ("Gold Guile") through which you assist nuns to "break out of bad habits".
Author Gold Pile Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 I agree. With careful planning, your 15 minutes of celebrity could be extended to 25 minutes. As long as reporters see the easy pun potential in your situation, I think the interview offers will pile in. After all, most people want the working day to be as easy as possible - so make sure that 90% of the work is already done for them. Hire a woman to pose as a former nun for the day. She'll be nicely tanned ("Gold Pile - the man with the golden nun") and be wearing a black and white bikini ( "old habits die hard...but they make excellent swimwear"). Remember to introduce a bit of controversy by hinting at some mysterious plan ("Gold Guile") through which you assist nuns to "break out of bad habits". As always, very funny. I'll use your ideas to supplement my own. I was planning to be open and friendly for 5 minutes. then act sullen and withdrawn for 5 minutes to establish an aire of mystery. Then 3 minutes to dazzle them with my intellect and wit. 2 minutes to show them the angry man GP. I think I can cut back on the inttelect minutes to work your ideas in.
d'Arthez Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 As always, very funny. I'll use your ideas to supplement my own. I was planning to be open and friendly for 5 minutes. then act sullen and withdrawn for 5 minutes to establish an aire of mystery. Then 3 minutes to dazzle them with my intellect and wit. 2 minutes to show them the angry man GP. I have doubts about the first five minutes. About the second five minutes. The 3 minutes of silence, but I must agree, the two final minutes will be fun. I think I can cut back on the inttelect minutes to work your ideas in. Start stuttering and stammering. Because the word 'inttelect' does not exist in the English language.
lindya Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I think I can cut back on the inttelect minutes to work your ideas in. Very wise, GP. Everyone's read "A short history of nearly everything" by now anyway - so I think the intellectual bit can be done away with altogether.
Craig Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I was planning to be open and friendly for 5 minutes. then act sullen and withdrawn for 5 minutes to establish an aire of mystery. Then 3 minutes to dazzle them with my intellect and wit. 2 minutes to show them the angry man GP.Who are we talking to now? Sounds very Sybil-ish to me.
Hot Coco Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 As always, very funny. I'll use your ideas to supplement my own. I was planning to be open and friendly for 5 minutes. then act sullen and withdrawn for 5 minutes to establish an aire of mystery. Then 3 minutes to dazzle them with my intellect and wit. 2 minutes to show them the angry man GP. I think I can cut back on the inttelect minutes to work your ideas in. Wise idea because you wouldn't want to show them ALL 3 minutes of your intellect and wit. Don't they say "leaving them wanting more?"
whichwayisup Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Start stuttering and stammering. Because the word 'inttelect' does not exist in the English language. Glad you said that as I thought it too! Minus the stuttering...LOL Nice touch! GP be yourself on TV, no bullcrap, just relax and show your support for your Nunfriend. Don't be a smartass and stuff...The show is about NUNS, not you my dear!
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Don't they say "leaving them wanting more?" Then the interview would have to be *very* short... say about 3 nanoseconds
d'Arthez Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Then the interview would have to be *very* short... say about 3 nanoseconds That is sublimal messaging. I don't know if that is actually allowed though. :laugh
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 That is sublimal messaging. I don't know if that is actually allowed though. :laugh Well, in this case it would stop viewers from buying products... and you'd get strange reports of people feeling weirdly sick after half an hour of television
whichwayisup Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Then the interview would have to be *very* short... say about 3 nanoseconds Actually it would be NUNoseconds!!!
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Actually it would be NUNoseconds!!! Apparently, you're no *novice* at this kind of joke. Make sure it doesn't become a *habit* though...
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