Author tanbark813 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Posted November 5, 2005 "it's 236..." (price of gas lol) and he says, "uh huh...." (still shuffling) and I say, "that's it" and he stops, "thats it?" and I exclaimed, "yeah, I got one of the early ones" Not a bad price on gas, either.
konfuzd Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 So, my friend wanted to set me up with her male roommate... She couldn't stop talking about what a great guy he is. He works with special needs kids, is involved in a ton of volunteer organizations and such... I am a sucker for the bad boys, so I figured, why not? I'll give a nice guy a shot, maybe that's what I've been doing wrong... I'm not a big fan of the 'set up', so she just invited me over to watch movies, so we could all just hang out and I could get to know the guy better... ended up being an elaborate plot, where she got a phone call, "had to leave right away" and left me and the guy alone... He slips off to the bathroom right away and comes back smelling very minty-fresh.... "wanna make out?" Wow, was that ever cheesy! me: "maybe after the movie, I'm kind of enjoying it"... he keeps pressing the issue, and asking me if I'll spend the night.... "I want to make love to you so bad"... I told him to forget it, I do not sleep with guys on a first date, and he was really starting to creep me out! I told him to drop the issue, I just wanted to watch the movie. He keeps moving closer to me on the couch, and he finally gets right up so he's touching me, and I realize that he's got one hand down his pants and he's stroking it!!!!! asks me if that would change my mind about tonight.... I said, "yeah, I think I'm going to stop at the video store on my way home so I can see how the movie ends"... and I bolted.... never turning back!!! So much for Mr. Charity work! Turns out the nice guys aren't so nice after all... no wonder they finish last! ---I get chills even thinking about that guy!
Leahh Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 So heres the thing. I was bored with my life, and a co worker said she knew a guy who I would like. I was really skeptical, I don't do the whole set-up thing. I figured why not. She gave him my email address, and he emailed me. The guy looked GREAT on paper, he was a police officer, was involved with the community, wasn't necessarily BAD looking (headshot), lived in a big nice house with a cute little puppy.. ANYWAYS, he got my cell phone number, we chatted a few times. He was CONSTANTLY complimenting me despite me saying how uncomforatable I was with compliments. Heres where it gets bad. We made a date to go to a resturant, and then out to a bar. He comes to pick me up, I get in. He's my height (5'4), and like 120 lbs. Bit anyways, I was overwhelmed with a PUTRID smell as soon as I got in the car. It smelled like dead bodies or cat urine or a mix of the two. I was basially suffocating. I was annoyed that he came an hour early so I was doing my make up in the car, and I said so. He kept meowing like a cat everytime I said something sarcastic. He ran ALL stop signs and all stop lights. I asked what time he made the reservations for, and OHH he forgot. So he says hes going to make a "real quick" stop to the station. I get in there, I'm introduced to literally everyone there. I got a lot of what the hell are you doing with him looks, and I gave the I have no effing idea look back. He is now chasing me around the station trying to kiss me. Before we leave, he has to go to the bathroom. So he goes but DOESNT SHUT THE DOOR. He comes back fromt he bathroom and comments about how relieved he feels and how great it is that we're going out. We get back in the car, and he backs up and we see one of his "friends" pull in (although I'm convinced he doesn't have any).. we stop, and chatted with him for aobut an hour and a half. The whole station thing took about 3 or 4 hours. Anyways so we're back in the car for the second time and he decides that he wants to go get an ice cream cone rather then going to a bar. I said I'd wait in the car, hoping he'd give up on the idea. Nope, he waits in an ice cream cone line for about 45 minutes with me sitting in the car. Now he's back, talking about how he wants me to come over to play some nintendo with him. I polietly declined. I asked to be taken home, and he said ok. About 10 minutes from my house he asks me to reimburst him for the ice cream cone (remember the one he had while i was sitting in the car?), and asks if I would be paying for the gas he used. At my house he pulls into the driveway, tells me how much *fun* he had and he cant wait for *me* to drive next time and to *bring my cute roomate* along with us next time. And then says, "you owe me 10 dollars for the gas." and I slammed the door in his face. Yickkk.
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