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IhavenoFREAKINclue Established Member

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We are not traditional people. Therefore, I do no want to do something traditional for my fiance's birthday. I need something off the wall crazy. Something that he is going to remember for the rest of his life. Just to give you guys some info. He's a science nerd, he's obsessed with chapstick, loves to read, loves kinky kinky kinky things. Loves anything Italian. Loves being a proud New Yorker.

Any ideas?

Oh yeah.....today's his birthday

quankanne Established Member

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this is going to sound really cheezy, but here goes: line him up an appointment at a spa or someplace where he can get a pedicure and a manicure. It's the ultimate pampering, and I think deep down, there are some guys who would actually appreciate the gesture, because they don't normally think of doing these kinds of things for themselves.

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Treat him to a meatball sub for dinner, followed by presenting yourself to him wearing nothing but a I Love NY t-shirt holding a pair of fuzzy cuffs! That sounds like one hell of a b-day to me and I think covers all your criteria. Oh ya to cover the science part ask him to calculate the valocity of his load as he fires it on your tits.

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Treat him to a meatball sub for dinner, followed by presenting yourself to him wearing nothing but a I Love NY t-shirt holding a pair of fuzzy cuffs! That sounds like one hell of a b-day to me and I think covers all your criteria. Oh ya to cover the science part ask him to calculate the valocity of his load as he fires it on your tits.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh Goodness...What a great Idea!

Problem is, I don't have time to go get the t-shirt or the cuffs. But wow.....Great Idea Tudor!!!!!!!

 

Sorry Quake.....Deep down he DOES NOT want a manicure

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We are not traditional people.

No one wants to think of themselves as traditional and boring but most people are this way in reality.... let me make my point below.

 

He's a science nerd,

That's pretty traditional... to me untraditional would be like someone who's into Voodoo or the Church of Scientology.

 

he's obsessed with chapstick,

Strange but still traditional....most people use chapstick or some form of lip moisturizer.

 

loves to read,

Ya can't get more traditional than reading....

 

loves kinky kinky kinky things.

Kink is not uncommon behind closed doors of the bedroom.

 

Loves anything Italian.

*YAWN* - everyone loves Italy and italian food and all that krap....there's a whole industry built around it. TRADITIONAL...

 

Loves being a proud New Yorker.

Very traditional....now if he loved living in Fargo, North Dakota then I'd say he's non-traditional...

 

Any ideas?

Yes, hows about a nice tie and dinner at Applebees? :lmao:

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IhavenoFREAKINclue Established Member

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You jackass, I didn't mean our lifestyle wasn't traditionl, just the way we do things.

What about the things he likes to read.....disecting of a human....that's not traditional reading. Being a proud New Yorker, he wants me to walk down the isle to a compolation of all NY songs.

Science nerd, Applies everyday simple things to science equation.

Obsessed with chapstick, applies it every 3 minutes,

Sound traditional to you?

So before pulling apart a simple thread about a birthday night, get off your high horse and don't waste my time.

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You jackass, I didn't mean our lifestyle wasn't traditionl, just the way we do things.

:o oh, sorry...

 

Obsessed with chapstick, applies it every 3 minutes,

and you want to marry this dude? better get him checked for OCD first :lmao:

 

So before pulling apart a simple thread about a birthday night, get off your high horse and don't waste my time.

sound like he could use a new set of lips, that would be a good b-day gift :laugh:

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He has a slight case of OCD. I tell him all the time. But he also has OCD with making me cum 5 times everytime we have sex.....so the chapstick doesn't really bother me.

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If he likes chapstick so much then give him a new fun way to apply it....like take it and stick in your pussy with just the top sticking out and go sit in front of him naked and tell him his lips look a little dry and then spread the legs and show him the chap stick. You will both get some moist lips out of it!

 

If he is die hard NY fan than you can always try and find some NY sports stuff, like signed baseball cards, jersies, bats, etc.... some guys really like old school NY sports memoriabila.

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Sorry Quake.....Deep down he DOES NOT want a manicure

 

hmmm ... think you could entice him into a pedicure if you promised to suck his toes afterward? :p:D :D :D

 

I think my line of thinking ran more literal than sexual. Sorry about that, kiddo. Hope he has a smashing birthday all the same!

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I need something off the wall crazy.

Find a female Italian astronomer who is into S&M, has dry lips and hangs out at bookstores. That should be his fantasy :lmao:

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Find a female Italian astronomer who is into S&M, has dry lips and hangs out at bookstores. That should be his fantasy :lmao:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

Its ok quake....I'll just suck his dick....I never do it so that should be a pleasant surprise.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

Its ok quake....I'll just suck his dick....I never do it so that should be a pleasant surprise.

 

 

Don't forget the chap stick.....moist lips feel so much better than dry ones! :bunny:

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He has a slight case of OCD. I tell him all the time. But he also has OCD with making me cum 5 times everytime we have sex.....so the chapstick doesn't really bother me.

 

 

Wow sounds like he may need that chapstick! Of course depending how he is bringing you around to these 5 orgasms per day!

 

OCD? opts for cunnilingus daily?

 

a4a - heading to BJs to pick up case of chapstick for Hubby! I might get that lucky!

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OCD? opts for cunnilingus daily?

 

a4a - heading to BJs to pick up case of chapstick for Hubby! I might get that lucky!

 

It does add a nice soft touch to it.

I think the chapstick is like a way of making sure he's always ready to kiss or.......

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