Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 I’m sorry but this is really too much. A Nun! You crack me up! It is really irresponsible for you to expose a nun to GP’s charms. Man, why are you surprise that she wants to stop being a nun after meeting you. I don’t think she is ready for you. That would be like putting a child at the wheel of a Ferrari, she just couldn’t take it. Let her go man, just let her go, and walk away. In the interest of humor, you've over-stated my charms!!!!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Are you still trying to bang that nun Mr Pile?????????? This is the vulgar I spoke of. I will never do that to her. I'm a decent fella, but not decent enough for her.
whichwayisup Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 The other thing is, if you figure she IS falling for you, you better be very clear with what your intentions are. DO you have feelings for her, or is it because she has helped you so much? You wouldn't want to break a nun's heart...Especially hers, because she is confused. You need to point her in the right direction and get her to talk to someone in her Church - whoever is incharge...This is her calling and her life. People don't just up and change so fast, unless there is a real reason. AND, if that reason is you - Can you live with yourself if she is leaving the church for you??? Just something to think about...Not judging you, just making you aware of the full situation.
933KJL Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Off topic but sort of a continuation of WWIU's joke: Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell... Then all the other bells started to ring.
johan Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 You just want to be able to say that your fu cked a nun! That actually doesn't sound so bad. Except I'd think the grooming in the nether regions has probably been neglected. I would definitely avoid just taking advantage of her pent up hormones. I'd make sure (REAL sure) that she's ready to change her occupation before I did anything. And even then I'd be damn cautious. I actually think you're playing with fire. Hell Fire.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 I cried BULLS HIT on this nunsense a few threads ago. Shouting it louder now! She's changing her life and likes me. It will not go further even if it makes a funny thread for you. It's a real emotional blender for me.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Perhaps, HC. Gold's charms are becoming notorious on the board. Another one over states my charms
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 She had thoughts on leaving for along time. She has dicussed it within the church structure. She is not leaving for me. I did not talk her into this. I could now be the hero who swoops in to take her away, and let nature have its way. But I don't want her to fall for me. At the same time I don't want to hurt her, and would like to help her. As for my feelings for her, she is special in many ways. But we are NOT a good match for the long term, and I wouldn't hurt her with some ~shaft-n-2 eggs~bangathon for 1 night. My feelings from the start was that most women did not deserve the gold pile game plan, only Gold diggers did. This lady is the exact opposite of a GD.
whichwayisup Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Then be completely honest with her - Tell her what you said here. You want friendship, nothing more. You care, but do not want this to turn into a love romance thing. Make sure she is aware of those facts GP. And yes, she is the opposite of a golddigger, you bet your ass! I think you know what you have to do, just do it in a friendly way.
Hot Coco Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 She'll need a place to live, a "real" job, and various other adjustments. I'm not sure about the financial help she'd get from others, but I would help out this way too. Adjustments, huh? What sort of adjustments did you have in mind?
933KJL Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Hey, here is a great solution....why don't YOU convert and become a monk or a priest or something.
Basic Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I would find out who's helping her transition. Then help her through that party, so it's not just you seen as the generous hero. If you're true to your word about not trying to tag her, then you're a fairly good person after all. You weren't meant to play the games you play. A jerk would not have the 2nd thoughts that you have had.
lindya Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Hey, here is a great solution....why don't YOU convert and become a monk or a priest or something. Good idea, GP. Think of all the cash those Trappist monks must make through their booze production. Your pile could eventually become a mountain. You could be the man who owned a chunk of gold as big as the Ritz. Talking of things golden, that retriever puppy in your pic is a little heart-breaker 933KJL.
Hot Coco Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Hey, here is a great solution....why don't YOU convert and become a monk or a priest or something. Sorry, GP..don't want to take away from the issue at hand so I hope you'll forgive me. KJ, what the HE-L happened to your thread? I'm kind of new here. Why did they take it down? I don't fully understand things on here yet I guess. What was so wrong with it? I had an entire thread of mine removed once and I STILL don't know why. What rule did your thread break?
d'Arthez Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Probably because it was considered to be nonsense. But then again, the likelihood that this thread is not nonsense, is probably the same likelihood as George W. Bush having an IQ of 175.
Hot Coco Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Probably because it was considered to be nonsense. But then again' date=' the likelihood that this thread is not nonsense, is probably the same likelihood as George W. Bush having an IQ of 175.[/quote'] Ok, I won't touch the Bush comment but anyway, what was the thread posted under? Aren't we allowed to be goofy in some areas of this site? Like the Watercooler section? I don't remember what that thread was under. But if it were in the wrong section they could have just moved it, no?
Hot Coco Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Then why did they leave the Sex Game thread (which is under General Relationship discussion?)
d'Arthez Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 The Bush comment was meant to be subjective. The credibility of every story is subjective in some sense. But GP's stories seem to be very unlikely to be true at all, or even resemble anything close to the truth. Personally I preferred 933KJL's thread - it was better for laughs. Besides, now I want to know what happened. (I only read the first post). If I remember correctly 933KJL's thread was also posted under the dating section. As for the rules of moderation, they are based on whether or not the problem is real, or supposedly fake. There is little doubt that 933KJL's thread was fake in that sense. Perhaps GP's stories are not considered fake by a few mods. If they would be, they would be removed in all likelihood. There are a few sections on LS that are open for not so serious debate / discussions. The Water Cooler section is one of them. As for the Sex Game thread, it should belong in a different forum.
Art_Critic Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Personally I preferred 933KJL's thread - it was better for laughs. Besides, now I want to know what happened. (I only read the first post). When I stopped posting on it last night it was over 6 pages of the funniest qwips.. Too bad it died..
Hot Coco Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I know that's I mean. It seems so arbitrary as far as which posts they remove and which stay. They should have just moved it out of the Dating section into Watercooler or something. The Sex Game shouldn't be where it is and they've left that one up. I don't get it and i'm mad. That was the most fun I've had with my clothes on in a LONG time!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 I periodically mention that I fudge a few facts to protect privacy. Sometimes I include a remark or 2 for comedy, I try to mark them with a so there's no confusion. Or the entire post (as in Palm Springes) is just silly. The rest of my stories are true. If they weren't interesting, I wouldn't post them. A guy pretending to rich to attract women....is that so hard to believe? Having scores and loses with the above method..... hard to believe? Feeling guilty about it.....hard to believe? The nun who has helped me with my guilt is leaving her calling, I want to help, she likes me. She was planning to leave long before she met me and is not leaving for me..........hard to believe? I just wanted feedback on how not to hurt her and still help. Thanks to WWIU and basic (and others) for good advice. Thanks to Art for helping me keep an eye on my ego, I do get carried away sometimes.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 I dread this, but I made an appointment to see her. I think helping via her is best way to go. Very honest approach. She's a bitter looking older woman, so I'm ready for anything.
Craig Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I dread this, but I made an appointment to see her. I think helping via her is best way to go. Very honest approach. She's a bitter looking older woman, so I'm ready for anything.Does your nun know anything about your seeing the MS?
alphamale Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 A nun has been helping me sort out some morality issues with my plan to attract dates by appearing wealthy. We've been talking by phone every day, long calls at that. Not just about the original issue, but about everything. I don't mean this in the vulgar way some have joked about, but I know she is falling for me (the decent non GP side of me). Well GOLD PILE, sorry to be blunt but I'm suspecting more and more that you are just posting frivolous bullshyt just to have fun on LS... I don't believe this story one bit.
quankanne Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I dread this, but I made an appointment to see her. I think helping via her is best way to go. Very honest approach. She's a bitter looking older woman, so I'm ready for anything. nah, nuns are prolly the coolest people you'll meet ~ even the Mother Superior, even though she's got a lot of responsibility. Remember, she laughs and loves and cries, just like everyone else ... it's a good idea to meet with MS, to discuss your thoughts and feelings on the issue. She's much better equipped to answer your questions or concerns than we are, simply because she knows the protocol in dealing with this issue. I would not tell Sister that you've gone to meet her superior until after the fact. This is between you and the MS, out of concern for the nun. By the time you next meet up with the nun, you'll be better equipped (let's hope) to deal with the situation. I do find it kind of odd that this nun is calling you … if she lives in community, there's really no time or privacy to sneak calls; her sense of propriety would help hold in check the desire to phone to hear your voice, because she was "raised better" than to do those things ... Just my 2 cents.
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