Gold Pile Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 A nun has been helping me sort out some morality issues with my plan to attract dates by appearing wealthy. We've been talking by phone every day, long calls at that. Not just about the original issue, but about everything. I don't mean this in the vulgar way some have joked about, but I know she is falling for me (the decent non GP side of me). I do feel that she is correct in her doubts about staying a nun. It's a hard life, not everyone can handle it. They have programs to help her make the transition to "normal" life. I would love to help her in any way I can, but I fear this will endear me to her that much more. I offer my help with a "because were friends" remark, but I see that sparkle in her eyes. I'm not really a bad fella, and she's cute as anything, but CLEARY I am not the kind of guy she should fall for. I don't want to hurt her now, or later. Should I pull away now, or help her first? Or ...what should I do? I'm lost.
Hot Coco Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 In what way would you be helping her with this transition?
RecordProducer Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Help her become a normal woman - not a nun! If she is young, smart, cute, fun, and everything, she should have a family, not be a nun. Did she tell you why she became a nun in the first place? It's like depriving herself from a normal life for nothing.
Art_Critic Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I know she is falling for me You are seeing something that isn't there GP.. Your letting your EGO get the best of you.. She has been around men all her life.. Men even as charming as you.. and she hasn't fallen off that path yet.. She can go to her Mother if she is having feelings for you.. I think you are confusing genuine concern with feelings of falling for you.. I'm sure she has genuine concern for you as she is a nun and is counseling you..So she cares.. That is all it is
lindya Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I do feel that she is correct in her doubts about staying a nun. It's a hard life, not everyone can handle it. They have programs to help her make the transition to "normal" life. In the past, I've met a couple of people who spent a brief time training as nuns. All I can say is that if she does decide to make the transition....watch out GP!
GuySimple Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I’m sorry but this is really too much. A Nun! You crack me up! It is really irresponsible for you to expose a nun to GP’s charms. Man, why are you surprise that she wants to stop being a nun after meeting you. I don’t think she is ready for you. That would be like putting a child at the wheel of a Ferrari, she just couldn’t take it. Let her go man, just let her go, and walk away.
Hot Coco Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 In the past, I've met a couple of people who spent a brief time training as nuns. All I can say is that if she does decide to make the transition....watch out GP! :eek: Are you saying that she'll be shedding that "habit" like a bad habit???
Lishy Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Are you still trying to bang that nun Mr Pile??????????
Craig Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Are you still trying to bang that nun Mr Pile?????????? Dang, Lishy every time you call GP "Mr Pile" I think that Gomer had kids.
Lishy Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Dang, Lishy every time you call GP "Mr Pile" I think that Gomer had kids. Hahahhahaha
lindya Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 :eek: Are you saying that she'll be shedding that "habit" like a bad habit??? Perhaps, HC. Gold's charms are becoming notorious on the board.
933KJL Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I cried BULLS HIT on this nunsense a few threads ago. Shouting it louder now!
Hot Coco Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I cried BULLS HIT on this nunsense a few threads ago. Shouting it louder now! Nunsense:laugh: :laugh:
d'Arthez Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Just remind GP that condoms cost money. Hotel rooms cost money. Having dinner with her costs money. Dating costs money. A ticket for the movie costs money. In short he cannot afford to do anything more than he has done already. And the monastery is not the place for the delights of the flesh. Probably, no certainly, the nun will view this as the devil tempting her. But she will overcome the temptation. Which only exists in GP's head anyway.
Lishy Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Do you know why nuns always walk around in pairs??????? It's so one nun makes sure the other nun dont get none!!!!!!! :)
RecordProducer Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Just remind GP that condoms cost money. Hotel rooms cost money. Having dinner with her costs money. Dating costs money. A ticket for the movie costs money. He will need all that except the condoms! I actually believe that the nun cherishes certain feelings for GP (maybe not physical yet though, due to the nature of their friendship and her choice to be a nun). Are you saying that she'll be shedding that "habit" like a bad habit??? They will develop some habits Otherwise known for rabbits! :bunny:
933KJL Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 RP--shame on you for encouraging him to lure this nun away from what she feels is her calling. Some people are meant to be nuns and others are not, but to say she needs to be a woman and not a nun is just wrong. I mean really if the shoe were on the other foot and it was said that there was nothing rewarding in your being a woman and that you should become a nun, it would not fly. NOTE: Just posting to initiate conversation. Still crying BULLS HIT really loud here!
Craig Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Still crying BULLS HIT really loud here!I'm groaning CATCH IT.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 In what way would you be helping her with this transition? She'll need a place to live, a "real" job, and various other adjustments. I'm not sure about the financial help she'd get from others, but I would help out this way too.
933KJL Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Man, you have just begun the list GP. She will need street clothing, thong underwear, sexy bras, a few vibrators or dildos, birth control pills, fuc kme pump high heels, a subscription to Cosmo, a car, a credit card with a high limit, gold, diamonds, emeralds...............................
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Help her become a normal woman - not a nun! If she is young, smart, cute, fun, and everything, she should have a family, not be a nun. Did she tell you why she became a nun in the first place? It's like depriving herself from a normal life for nothing. Yes she told me the reasons she became a nun, as well as the reasons she wants to leave. I agree with her (and you;) that she would be happier in a different calling.
933KJL Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 You just want to be able to say that your fu cked a nun!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 You are seeing something that isn't there GP.. Your letting your EGO get the best of you.. She has been around men all her life.. Men even as charming as you.. and she hasn't fallen off that path yet.. She can go to her Mother if she is having feelings for you.. I think you are confusing genuine concern with feelings of falling for you.. I'm sure she has genuine concern for you as she is a nun and is counseling you..So she cares.. That is all it is I told myself the same thing for a couple of days. But she is calling me and talking about many things in life. My legendary ego aside, I do think she is falling for me. As you say other men around her, I think I'm just in the right place at right time. I'd be red faced but happy if you are right Art.
Craig Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 GP maybe she's a sophisticated GD dressed in nun's clothing. Man, what a cover!
whichwayisup Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Getting a nun to switch teams is about as hard as getting a gay man/woman to do the same thing. IF she is going to leave the Nunnery (is that a word) she was probably thinking of doing it for a while. I would love to say to you, yes GP you can take all the credit there, but somehow I highly doubt this is the case...No offence my dear, k... On that note, here's a little nun joke. Mother nun sits down 100 nuns. She says, "Lastnight, behind the Church, we found a condom" 99 nuns say in shock, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and one nun says "HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE..." Then the mother nun says, "And that condom, it was used!" 99 nuns say "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and one nun says "HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE..." Then the mother nun says, "The problem is, we found a hole in it!" 99 nuns say, "HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE" and that one nun says, "OOOOOOOOOOOO..."
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