glittergurl Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Ok, glitter well...maybe you have a point about people here! They do have annoying traits. Like where I come from you CALL people before you drop over. Not here! Any family member or friend can drop by anytime! ARGH! I guess that goes with the farting anytime too. lol True! sooooo annyoing
Pyro Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Ok here is a question for you all ............... What is the most embarressing thing that has happened to you whilst or after having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My ex and I got freaky in her living room one night. After we were finished, we passed out. Not the best idea because next thing we know, it is 5 A.M. and we are awaken by the footsteps of her dad coming down the stairs. Not knowing what to do, I bolt out the back door, completely naked and I run out to my car and hide in it. I crouched down for about 3 minutes and I looked up to see her dad staring at me through my passenger side window. I rolled down the window and i said to him "hi sir. We are in trouble aren't we?" He replied with an "oh yeah" and turned around and walked back inside. My ex then came out and gave me my clothes. I avoided her parents for about a week or two and when I finally saw them next, they were cracking jokes about it.
933KJL Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Another time in college, my GF and I had broken up for a bit and then got back together and decided to go to my family's shore house for New Years with seven or eight other friends. Now I am like 21 and she is 18 or maybe 19. Anyhow, I pick her up at her house and dad pulls me aside and gives me this safe sex talk and I was like mortified. Talking about using condoms and suggesting that he might give me one if I did not have any and so forth. I just wanted to get the f u ck out of there fast! When she heard about it she almost died as well. But in hindsight how tough must it have been for her dad. OK, so here is this dude taking his little girl on a weekend date and knowing that we are gonna f u ck ....OMG my kids better never grow up!
GuySimple Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 My dad did some part-time lecturing and had an office at the university I went to. I use to get the key every now and again and use it as a quiet place to study. So the office had these great mirrored windows on the outside and glass windows on the hall side. After a pub one night I take this girl back to the office and turned out the lights and had great sex. Hum, realized after that the light from the hallway was enough to illuminate us through the mirrored windows for the outside security guards to see. They watched us for over an hour going at it. I worked on campus and one guard talked to me the next day and said that he went home and F’ed his wife’s brains out he was so horny and thanked me. I made the mistake of telling the girl and she accused me of doing it on purpose and didn’t talk to me again. Needless to say still used the office but turned out the hall light as well.
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