Lishy Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Ok here is a question for you all ............... What is the most embarressing thing that has happened to you whilst or after having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
933KJL Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 My girlfriend' s dog licked my ass causing me to jam my head into a glass table, step on the dog, making it yelp, and waking up mom, dad, granny, and my girlfriend's five sisters at 2am in the morning. I was a freshman in college and she was a junior in high school. Farts can be embarassing too. I do not fart in front of women--never--end of sentence, but occasionally a woman has let go as we were going at it. I am sure she was mortified, but I ignored it and kept on plugging.
Hot Coco Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 That was hilarious!!! Ok, I do have a question though but it's a little off the topic. You said you NEVER fart in front of a woman. This tells me SO much! You're obviously single and have never had a long term relationship! Ladies, am I right?
933KJL Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion.
Hot Coco Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 And one more thing: You say you NEVER fart in front of a woman as if you can ALWAYS control it. Do you think that girl "just let one fly" because she didn't feel like controlling it in that moment? OMG...just re-read my post above. This is sad...this is what my night has deteriorated to!
Hot Coco Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion. Sorry, I didn't see this...wrote my last post before seeing this one. That's such an interesting answer. My H does it all the time and I always tell him that he can control it if he wanted to and he says he can't. But I've never really believed him! But what about the girl...you think she could have controlled it? I mean she wasn't sick or asleep, right?
glittergurl Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion. True. I've lived with my husband for 2 years, and I have never heard him fart once! lol I don't either, I really try to control it! I think the most embarassing moment I ever had was right before sex, I was on top of him, taking off my Tshirt, and it got stuck on my head!! I thought "OH F?CKKKK" I couldn't get it off my head and my arms were stuck too, I just started laughing so hard. It really killed the mood
933KJL Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 But what about the girl...you think she could have controlled it? I mean she wasn't sick or asleep, right? I was on top of her and I am sure she thought she could control it but with the pushing and all, I imagine it slipped out. Probably more of a consequence of size and weight more than anything. And for the most part, farts are controllable or avoidable. Glitter---that is not embarassing....that sounds like fun. I would have had a blast with you tied up like that
Sloppy Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 No embarrassing moments for me....to share yet...still getting over it Lishy, sorry to post it here, but I can't find the OP. How did it go yesterday with the doormat...uhm, I mean door man?
Hot Coco Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Hey Lishy, I was wondering the same thing about that guy. And to 933, so you're saying that my H is lazy and ignorant. He's really not. Maybe he's just TOO comfortable with me!
933KJL Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Nope not saying that at all. People are different. Personally I feel they are controllable and certainly comfort level is a huge factor. But if it bothers you I say that yes for the most part he can control it.
Author Lishy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Posted October 29, 2005 No embarrassing moments for me....to share yet...still getting over it Lishy, sorry to post it here, but I can't find the OP. How did it go yesterday with the doormat...uhm, I mean door man? Hahhahaha .... Well i went and met the guy and his friends for his birthday ...... he changed the venue which was excellent so i didnt see me bouncer friend!!!!!! (which is great) Anyway this other guy was out who is really nice. A few years older than me and been in the same situation. We have known each other a month and he came food shopping with me in the week. I kinda like him but I am not sure how i really feel. I asked him around for dinner one night this week and he seemed keen but i am not sure if its a good idea. He has been seeing a girl for the last 3 months but says it is just casual and that she knows that. I wont mess with another girls man so its a weird situation. I dont even know what he thinks about me although I get the feeling he does kinda like me. We both flirt with each other but also with others as well. Time will tell i guess lol. Any tips for me on this one?
glittergurl Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Hey Lishy, I was wondering the same thing about that guy. And to 933, so you're saying that my H is lazy and ignorant. He's really not. Maybe he's just TOO comfortable with me! I think a lot of people in NC are very comfortable about their farts. Family members from my husband's side don't care if there are 20 people in the room, they fart loud and proud
Author Lishy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Posted October 29, 2005 Oh that wasnt an embarrassing sex memory lol sorry
Author Lishy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Posted October 29, 2005 Talking about farts ... me and my ex would sit on the settee watching a film and aim our asses at each other to fart. He even farted in bed and wafted the duvet at me ..... Is that being too comfortable or is that just gross??? hahhaha I farted on his legs whilst in bed in the spoons position as well but he was asleep so he didnt know lol
Sloppy Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Nope not saying that at all. People are different. Personally I feel they are controllable and certainly comfort level is a huge factor. But if it bothers you I say that yes for the most part he can control it. Most of the times they are... I'm hungover today and can't control it as it feels I would just be flying in the air if I held anything...
Hot Coco Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I think a lot of people in NC are very comfortable about their farts. Family members from my husband's side don't care if there are 20 people in the room, they fart loud and proud When I read this I thought what the HELL does being in no contact have to do with the comfort level of someone's farts! HA!HA! Ok, glitter well...maybe you have a point about people here! They do have annoying traits. Like where I come from you CALL people before you drop over. Not here! Any family member or friend can drop by anytime! ARGH! I guess that goes with the farting anytime too.
Hot Coco Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Talking about farts ... me and my ex would sit on the settee watching a film and aim our asses at each other to fart. He even farted in bed and wafted the duvet at me ..... Is that being too comfortable or is that just gross??? hahhaha I farted on his legs whilst in bed in the spoons position as well but he was asleep so he didnt know lol Lishy that's being too comfortable AND too gross! It's not an either/or question! I s that why he's your ex?
GuySimple Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I bought one of those massage oil bars. The ones that look like a bar of soap. I got a little carried away with it and really oiled up my wife. I mean just about everything on her was glistening. When it came time to get things going my hands were too greasy to get the condom wrapper off and it slipped out of my had and onto the floor. I couldn’t turn on the light to find it because my hands were too slippery. As I am fumbling with the light my wife got up to get a towel and slipped on the hardwood floor because I had thought to massage her feet. Needless to say the mood was gone. It took days to get all the oil off.
whichwayisup Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 GS, 933KJL That's hilarious! Oh man. I can just picture it! Both situations! LOL! Don't feel like sharing tonight, so I will add onto this thread when I'm feeling more sexual.
933KJL Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Talking about farts ... me and my ex would sit on the settee watching a film and aim our asses at each other to fart. He even farted in bed and wafted the duvet at me ..... Is that being too comfortable or is that just gross??? hahhaha I farted on his legs whilst in bed in the spoons position as well but he was asleep so he didnt know lol <------------is making mental note: never date Lishy
konfuzd Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I dislocated my shoulder once when I was getting into position with an old bf. I was too embarassed to go to the hospital, since I couldn't put a shirt on. Ended up having to put it back into place myself, while he kept asking when we could continue... needless to say it never happened...
Outcast Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I think the most embarassing moment I ever had was right before sex, I was on top of him, taking off my Tshirt, and it got stuck on my head!! I thought "OH F?CKKKK" I couldn't get it off my head and my arms were stuck too, I just started laughing so hard. It really killed the mood That reminds me of one of the funnier scenes in a Pink Panther movie LOL.
Author Lishy Posted October 30, 2005 Author Posted October 30, 2005 Hahhahaha .... Well i went and met the guy and his friends for his birthday ...... he changed the venue which was excellent so i didnt see me bouncer friend!!!!!! (which is great) Anyway this other guy was out who is really nice. A few years older than me and been in the same situation. We have known each other a month and he came food shopping with me in the week. I kinda like him but I am not sure how i really feel. I asked him around for dinner one night this week and he seemed keen but i am not sure if its a good idea. He has been seeing a girl for the last 3 months but says it is just casual and that she knows that. I wont mess with another girls man so its a weird situation. I dont even know what he thinks about me although I get the feeling he does kinda like me. We both flirt with each other but also with others as well. Time will tell i guess lol. Any tips for me on this one? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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