heartnsoul Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Revision to Gloria Gaynors 'I Will Survive' At first I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on. But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream, should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count. Chorus: I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive... hey hey. It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wiener standing short and proud, But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed. Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count I hope this doesn't offend anyone!
quankanne Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 :lmao: you KNOW this is getting emailed to all my girlfriends!!! thanks for the laugh.
Author heartnsoul Posted October 30, 2005 Author Posted October 30, 2005 thanks for the laugh You're welcome I couldn't forward this fast enough when I originally read it Now, where's a good karaoke spot?
quankanne Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Now, where's a good karaoke spot? oh, now THERE'S a thought!!! :lmao:
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