TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 hmmm....one women I dated in 1997 called Linda #1 (there was a Linda #2) used to like to get on top and ride me and just before she was about to come she wanted me to stick my finger waaay up her butt-hole. But the funny thing was she would not let me stick my c*ck up that same butt-hole. I complied happily except I hated the stink on my finger when it came out but i just washed my hands and all was well.... Alpha I dated a girl for a while that couldn't get off unless I had a finger plunged deep in her ass while riding me. I didn't mind and luckily she had good hygene and her cornhole was always clean!
basscatcher Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Why would a guy want to stick his d*ck up someone's ass just for a tighter feel. Read some of this and click the links.. Sorry I wouldn't my mans manhood to get infected or fall off. Let alone have him up my c*nt after being up someones a$$.. It is not healthy.. Feces Feces (also spelt faeces) is the excrement from the digestive tract expelled from the anus of animals by defecation. It consists of water, undigested food residues, digestive secretions, and bacteria. The reddish-brown color of human feces is derived from stercobilin, created by bacterial action on bilirubin and subsequent oxidation. The word feces comes from the Latin word faex which means "dregs". Feces are also known as scat and scatology is the study of feces. Feces are generally a taboo subject (see toilet humour). This is probably because of the need to keep feces well away from food, for health reasons. Coprophilia is a sexual attraction to feces. Coprophagia is the extremely hazardous practice of eating feces. http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/english/Fe/Feces.html A genomic survey of human feces found it inhabited by 1,200 viruses, about half of which were previously unknown to [COLOR=#0000ff]science[/COLOR].[COLOR=#0000ff]»[/COLOR][Nature.com] http://www.harpers.org/Excretion.html
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Still gross. The thought of someone's s**t smeared all over my d**k is plenty enough to steer me far away from that one. I have some news for you SMOOCHIE....phoo/shyt/dung/krap is kept way up high in the small intestine. the lowest part of the intestine is the rectum and this is just a passageway for the phoo go get into the outside world. so basically, phoo is not stored in the rectum so as long as she's done phoo fairly recently you should not get any shyt on your dyck (unless your dyck is 3 feet long).
SmoochieFace Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I have some new for you SMOOCHIE....phoo/shyt/dung/krap is kept way up high in the small intestine. the lowest part of the intestine is the rectum and this is just a passageway for the phoo go get into the outside world. so basically, phoo is not stored in the rectum so as long as she's done phoo fairly recently you should not get any shyt on your dyck. So do you ask your *conquests* when was the last time they took their dumps before proceeding to assf**k them? I should think that would come right after "Do you have any diseases?" Just curious, of course.
whichwayisup Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I'm still with the "Exit only" theory...Those who wanna shove fingers, penises, other objects up there - Go for it - I'm just glad both my hubby and I have the same frame of mind when it comes to the a$$... I don't know, during sex I definately don't want the aroma of "poo" scent, thanks! Pussy and cock combo smell is fine by me...
Outcast Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Somewhere deep in the annals of LS is a lenghty post on the hygiene of anal sex. Basically, if you want someone up there, the least you can do is make sure there's no nasties to encounter. Kinda like making sure you've washed at some point prior to oral. AM is right (having a proctologist daddy can be useful ) about that the storage of fecal matter is elsewhere from the fecal matter depository. So pada, while your lovely definition is interesting, it's not that helpful in the context of this discussion.
Hot Coco Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Lis, was this what you had in mind when you started this post?
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Somewhere deep in the annals of LS is a lenghty post on the hygiene of anal sex. Basically, if you want someone up there, the least you can do is make sure there's no nasties to encounter. Kinda like making sure you've washed at some point prior to oral. AM is right (having a proctologist daddy can be useful ) about that the storage of fecal matter is elsewhere from the fecal matter depository. So pada, while your lovely definition is interesting, it's not that helpful in the context of this discussion. I agree this no different than taking the time to brush your teeth in the morning before kissing. If the pooper is clean you won't have poop smell or mess to deal with.
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 So do you ask your *conquests* when was the last time they took their dumps before proceeding to assf**k them? No I dont' ask them that SMOOCHIE...as long as they aren't close to taking a dump there is no problem. And if you're worried just use a rubber. I've never gotten phoo or anything on my c*ck doing anal. I told you: phoo is not kept in the rectum. Ask any doctor. I don't know, during sex I definately don't want the aroma of "poo" scent, thanks! Unless you fart there is no aroma of "poo" scent.
whichwayisup Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Unless you fart there is no aroma of "poo" scent. That's probably the only place I don't like farts. I know soemtimes it slips out, but farts and sex don't really go hand in hand...Unless it's a pussy fart.
basscatcher Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Just knowing all the bacteria that is up there and that it is toxic is freaky. I couldn't find the info I had read about it all on the internet. I did a quick search and that was it. I agree with WWIU completely. It definetley isnt a turn on for me. It actually freeze me like a ice cube. I wont do no damn enimas to keep a man happy either. HeLL noo... I basically a basic woman and keep it sweet, loving, kind, considerate, affectionate and hot. NO some-kinda-weird-kinky for me.. Too each his own. I prefer to keep my anal muscles in good working order as well and not lose control of my bowels.. Ughh.. What ever happened to old fashioned love-making with your heart???
SmoochieFace Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 And if you're worried just use a rubber. Oh, I'm not worried cuz I won't go there! I'm just not into giving enemas.
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 That's probably the only place I don't like farts. I know soemtimes it slips out, but farts and sex don't really go hand in hand...Unless it's a pussy fart. I agree WWIU....and if you fart while hubby is giving you anal then he may blow up like a baloon and then' you'd have to deflate him or call 911 which would be quite embarassing.... oh yeah, so don't do anal after eating beans
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Ughh.. What ever happened to old fashioned love-making with your heart??? We are talking about sex, not the lovey dovey cuddling you do afterwards.
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 We are talking about sex, not the lovey dovey cuddling you do afterwards. yeah!!! we're talking about cum-on-your-face/doggie-style/f***-u-in-the-ass type sex here. hardcore stuff...
basscatcher Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 We are talking about sex, not the lovey dovey cuddling you do afterwards. Thats the point. society promote sex. Always looking for new highs and excitements. Everyone is becoming desensitized. Don't get me wrong; going down or have someone go down is great and all but going into the directions that ARE unsanitary just freaks me out.
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Thats the point. society promote sex. Always looking for new highs and excitements. Everyone is becoming desensitized. Don't get me wrong; going down or have someone go down is great and all but going into the directions that ARE unsanitary just freaks me out. Agreed, but I can only f*ck my wife so many times missionary before I need to roll her over and take her from behind to keep it interesting!! Same goes for the rest, it is just the level of freaky one needs to achieve to keep it fun for them. Really sex has no boundaries, the boundaries only exist in the minds of the participants.
Walk Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 uhm... I ... Uhm..... Hello... My name is Walk. And I like Anal. (Ducks and runs for cover.)
Walk Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 And I'm a closet exhibitionist. But I hate bondage, if I'm the one bound. But love the thought of forcing, or tying the guy up. Kind of the reverse rape fantasy.
Author Lishy Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 Wow you guys are so naughty!!!!!!!!
Author Lishy Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 I dont believe you..... I think you got some skilz to share.... Maybe I will share them with you in PM baby!!!!!
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Maybe I will share them with you in PM baby!!!!! Don't be that way Lisy....some of us can only make it through a work day by hearing good sex stories on here. Don't leave us out!! Pleassssseee!!!!
Israfil Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Ahhh.... I just had an amazing anal orgasm!! You all should really try it, before you decline such an invitation. I don't find this odd - in fact I enjoyed it - but i suppose it is on the fringes of sexual deviance: One of my former lovers asked me to fist him, and I did, up until about my wrist. I have also had propositions of peeing into someone's mouth, intercourse with a dog, and pedophilia.
933KJL Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I dated a girl in college and when we were showering she asked me if she could pee on my leg. I figured hell, we are naked in the shower, go for it! She did and then she ground herself on my leg and had the most intense orgasm I have ever witnessed. Another time she asked me to pee on her in the shower as she was playing with herself and who was I to say no. As long as two people are comfortable with one another I am open to discuss anything sexual at all. I mean it is a wide world out there....might as well explore it all if given the chance
JS17 Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I was asked to give a foot job once I hadn't even heard of it. I started it but it really wasn't fun for me so I just jumped him
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