Lishy Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Lets start a new thread on the freakiest/weirdest things a sexual partner has asked/expected you to do!!!!!!!!!!! And did you do it? If you did do it ... Did you like it? Sexually frustrated? Me? .... NEVER!!!!!
basscatcher Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Ah, too most of you this may not be freaky but to me it is. Anal sex!!! I'm not that kind of person. I maybe a nymph but I don't get into kinky, exploratory stuff. It's just of no interest to me. I am more traditional in my ways.. I wont do: anal sex (no touching there DAMN IT!!), threesomes, share my man, use toys, any kind of homesexual acts, S&M (mild -like gentle biting and scratching, even little spankings are fine) nothing harsh...., I don't like porn mags, pics or movies. I'm pretty much a good girl who wants a wholesome countryboy who is like me...
Tangerina Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Hmmm... this is a tough one! I am a fairly kinky girl and so things usually don't freak me out.... nothing like this really happened with my ex because I am kinkier.... and my current BF and I are on about the same level with that stuff... but the funny thing is that the only thing that threw me for a loop with him was when we had been having sex for just a week or two and he wanted to do it while we were watching a movie... his idea was that we could do it doggie style so we could have sex and watch the movie at the same time... btw it wasn't a sexy movie or anything, it was Van Helsing, haha... his reasoning was that we could just do it slowly for an hour or so.... this is far from kinky but for some reason at the time it seemed really wierd to me so I was like... what? are you serious? I don't want to do that, if we're gonna do it lets actually focus on it... now that we have been together a while though and have had lots of sex in different ways it doesn't seem like a big deal, I could go for that... Just thought of one thing that surprised me... one time when we were having some kinky sex early on in our relationship he put his hand over my mouth and nose so I couldn't breathe for about 3 seconds... at first I was like WTF? but that quickly changed to... hmm, I could get into this... One thing that could have potentially been awkward but came out rad was the 1st day I met him I was like... do you have any secrets? and he looked shy and embarassed and said... um yeah, I like bondage.... and I was like Sweet! me too!!!! It is always interesting sharing fantasies/desires... you really have to go out on a limb but when you get what you want it is rad.... This is an interesting topic to me because everyone has different likes/dislikes/limits so it will be cool to see what comes across as freaky to different people....
Tangerina Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I wont do: anal sex (no touching there DAMN IT!!), threesomes, share my man, use toys, any kind of homesexual acts, S&M (mild -like gentle biting and scratching, even little spankings are fine) nothing harsh...., I don't like porn mags, pics or movies. See what I mean about how it is cool to see how everyone is different... like personally I pretty much use toys all the time, I think they are essential, I love S&M, and don't really like anal all that much but do it sometimes since it is my boy's favorite thing... I am with you, though, that I don't want to do threesomes (well, maybe under the right circumstances, but a 4-some sounds more appealing since you can get a male and female in there, but still I don't really like that stuff) And I deffinitely don't wanna share my boy, and I am not into girls, so I am with you on all of that stuff....
Kengne Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Anal would have to be it. I'm not ready for that at this point, but who knows? Maybe with the right person @ the right time I might feel different. K.
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 In my attempts to get my exwife to let me f*ck her in the ass she finally said ok so long as she could stick her vibrator in my ass first. I handed her the KY and bent over!! I'm not one to welch on a deal after all! And for the record it was a small vibrator about the size of magic marker.
Art_Critic Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 And for the record it was a small vibrator about the size of magic marker. So it was an equal match to your co** then ...
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 So it was an equal match to your co** then ... Now Art...your teasing is not going to get me to email you a picture of my cock as evidense of my larger than average manhood for you to enjoy! You'll just have to take my word on it!
Art_Critic Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Now Art...your teasing is not going to get me to email you a picture of my cock as evidense of my larger than average manhood for you to enjoy! You'll just have to take my word on it! .....
JS17 Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 In my attempts to get my exwife to let me f*ck her in the ass she finally said ok so long as she could stick her vibrator in my ass first. I handed her the KY and bent over!! I'm not one to welch on a deal after all! And for the record it was a small vibrator about the size of magic marker. I seriously might be falling in love with your wife
witabix Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Kinkiest request ever made to me was by my exwife when we were dating, she wanted to dress me up in stockings and put make up on me. I was only eighteen at the time and I couldn't do it. Even now can't really understand why, I don't have a girly face or anything more like a grumpy monkey!!!!!!!!. LMAO One of my faves is al fresco love, another gf and I were "in flagrante delicious" on a park bench late one night, with her sitting on me facing away from me, long skirt hiding the important aspects, when a guy walking his dog walked past on the path a few yards from us. His f**cking dog came over and stuck his head up her skirt!!!!! We both nearly died from laughing.
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I seriously might be falling in love with your wife That one was the exwife JS and you can have her! Been there and got the t-shirt already! But man I do seem to end up with women that know how to give me sh*t! I love onery women I guess!
Mz. Pixie Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Tudor, why is it that you ALWAYS respond to posts about sex??? Yeah I'd have to say rim jobs were the strangest request I ever got. My exhusband loved them. I gave them to him of course, if he requested it and was immaculately clean from the shower but I didn't just volunteer them. Something about my face near someone's ass doesn't do much for me. Good thing my new hubby doesn't get into that!
Author Lishy Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 Lishy let's hear your response!! I am FAR too shy to talk about sex!!!!!!!!
Author Lishy Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 Now Art...your teasing is not going to get me to email you a picture of my cock as evidense of my larger than average manhood for you to enjoy! You'll just have to take my word on it! ^^^^^^ Will accept all mails on Arts behalf!!!!!!!
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Lets start a new thread on the freakiest/weirdest things a sexual partner has asked/expected you to do!!!!!!!!!!! And did you do it? If you did do it ... Did you like it? hmmm....one women I dated in 1997 called Linda #1 (there was a Linda #2) used to like to get on top and ride me and just before she was about to come she wanted me to stick my finger waaay up her butt-hole. But the funny thing was she would not let me stick my c*ck up that same butt-hole. I complied happily except I hated the stink on my finger when it came out but i just washed my hands and all was well.... oh yeah, and Linda #1 could come on command pretty much. it was easy for her to have orgasms with me she was a nice lady...too bad I dumped her after 4 months. mainly cause she refuse to suck my c*ck. oh well
SmoochieFace Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I complied happily except I hated the stink on my finger when it came out... Guess it didn't smell like roses, huh? Anal is simply gross.
TUDOR Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Tudor, why is it that you ALWAYS respond to posts about sex??? Sex is the funniest thing to talk about with people you know or even complete strangers! It is facinating to hear about other people's sex lives and as to why I always comment to them....I love sex why else!
ThumbingMyWay Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I am FAR too shy to talk about sex!!!!!!!! I dont believe you..... I think you got some skilz to share....
alphamale Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Anal is simply gross. I don't know about that SMOOCHIE.....if you're a man there is something about having that tight anal sphincter wrapped around the base of your c*ck and then just letting your jizz fly inside her.
whichwayisup Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 In my attempts to get my exwife to let me f*ck her in the ass she finally said ok so long as she could stick her vibrator in my ass first. I handed her the KY and bent over!! I'm not one to welch on a deal after all! And for the record it was a small vibrator about the size of magic marker. Got a visual!
whichwayisup Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I dont believe you..... I think you got some skilz to share.... It's the quiet ones that I think have most to share... .... ....
SmoochieFace Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I don't know about that SMOOCHIE.....if you're a man there is something about having that tight anal sphincter wrapped around the base of your c*ck and then just letting your jizz fly inside her. Still gross. The thought of someone's s**t smeared all over my d**k is plenty enough to steer me far away from that one.
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