Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I recently escorted a nun during her inner city outreach effort. I already posted about visiting inner city homes and being stared and laughed at by street gang. The nun, another lady, another guy "panzy", and Gold Pile approached a crack-house. The nun pointed out several needles on the ground. The look-outs saw us coming and a strung out looking woman met us at the door. The smell and what I could see inside were horrid. The nun gave the addict several items (sorry, no details) and watched her (from the doorway) pass them out to others in house. She later explained that if she didn't watch her, the woman would have sold them, instead of give them away. Even the fearless nun wouldn't step foot in that house. The addict gave the nun 2 stolen wallets. No money or credit cards of course. but the nun would try to find owners of the misc contents. Next panzy and the other do gooder had to leave. The nun and I proceded to a lightly wooded area that passes for a park. Soon enough we were joined by 5 hookers. 4 of them were absolute horrors. Sores, shakes, trac-marks, filthy, and dead eyes. The 5th was a heart-breaker. She was maybe 25, recently addicted, recently started hooking. She was dirty but didn't sport all the crap the others had. Her eyes were NOT dead, wide eyed scared. She seemed horrifyied by what she was becoming. There was a stream nearby, that is where they washed up. Time and again guys would drive by slow, GP and the nun tended to scare them off. The nun gave the girls several items, one hooker gave her a wallet she "found". The owner was apparently a dog catcher...a badge said animal control officer. One of the hookers flagged down a regular and went off with him. The next car that slowed was treated to Gold Pile flashing the dog catcher's badge...he floored it. The nun, the heart-breaker, and gold pile's laughter was cut short by the terrible sight and sound of the other hookers laughing. They sounded like the wicked witch of the west and looked far worse. I asked heart-breaker if she wanted to call anyone...she said no. I gave her $40. The nun glared at me and indicated I now had to include the others. I gave them $20 each :mad: Later she said never give them money and that the others would have forced the girl to share the money anyhow. We finally got the hell out of there. The nun, having been through all this many times, said that I must be ready for a shower. I stopped myself in the middle of my reflex invitation for her to join me for a shared shower. Our eyes locked, I swear if she wasn't a nun that joint shower would have happened, to the delight of both. Must be hard being an attractive nun. So there you have it, I willingly gave $40 to charity case and didn't try to take advantage of a moment with the nun.
elijahBailey Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 wow, that was quite an eye-opener wasn't it GP, going into the inner city homes. I stopped myself in the middle of my reflex invitation for her to join me for a shared shower. Our eyes locked, I swear if she wasn't a nun that joint shower would have happened, to the delight of both. Must be hard being an attractive nun. no way you would've scored with her GP. She's got more morals than you So there you have it, I willingly gave $40 to charity case and didn't try to take advantage of a moment with the nun. I'm proud of you dude. But I get this funny feeling you might've fallen for this cute nun..... but, ahem...... it's probably just my imagination. So, nah.....
lindya Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I'm proud of you dude. I'm not! Have you been picking and eating strange looking mushrooms in that forest of yours, Gold Pile?
933KJL Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Quick poll, how long do you think GP can drag this along before someone cries BS? "So there I was, naked with the nun when the innocent hooker I had given $40 to shows up with the dogcatcher and the old drunk from where I used to work looking for an all out orgy, and the nabe-o-nun was all for it"
Outcast Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 ROTFL! GP, I can't believe the massive steaming pile of ego on you. Really, do NOT flatter yourself that the nun thought you were special because you one day ventured into a bad part of town. There are many men who have made that their life's work and they don't go find forums to brag on themselves on. 3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. 4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 1 Corinthians 13:3-5 Oh, and in that passage, 'charity' means love.
whichwayisup Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I'm not! Have you been picking and eating strange looking mushrooms in that forest of yours, Gold Pile? Hey, I thought you weren't on the computer this week as I was under the impression you were spending the week with GoldPile...
elijahBailey Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 you guys think GP's story is all BS? oooohh......
Author Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 I'm not! Have you been picking and eating strange looking mushrooms in that forest of yours, Gold Pile? My nether regions may not be as daintily trimmed as yours, but no need to call it a forest!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 Quick poll, how long do you think GP can drag this along before someone cries BS? "So there I was, naked with the nun when the innocent hooker I had given $40 to shows up with the dogcatcher and the old drunk from where I used to work looking for an all out orgy, and the nabe-o-nun was all for it" You will never hear of me being naked with the nun, I have certain morals and she has even better morals. If you could see what I did. Most guys would never touch a street hooker. You couldn't PAY ME enough. Something about a woman in uniform...dogcatcher...hot!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 Hey, I thought you weren't on the computer this week as I was under the impression you were spending the week with GoldPile... :o secrets out Lindya
lindya Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Hey, I thought you weren't on the computer this week as I was under the impression you were spending the week with GoldPile... Exactly! Given the choice between exploring Gold Pile's "forest" and surfing LS, which would you choose???
Author Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 you guys think GP's story is all BS? oooohh...... I've made mention B4 of fudging certain facts to protect privacy. "Ed" was not real name. nun is just nun so she can't be identified from all other nuns. I don't think that kind of thing makes it BS. I have not really tried my GP routine with anyone, since the nun started working with me. I'm in a period of reflection now. I admit the inner city visits really were not major episodes in my reflections on my sex life. But it was interesting in other ways. You won't hear any more inner city adventures because I never want to go through it again:sick: The nun is protected by higher powers, she doesn't need me.
elijahBailey Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 No you misunderstood me. I was wondering why the other posters were giving you a hard time and saying your story's BS. since the nun started working with me. I'm in a period of reflection now. good for you dude.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 I'm back to church for another session in an hour. Feels like going to a shrink or HS guidance counselor. ( I should point out I've never been to a shrink)
Outcast Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Counseling is counseling. You seem to think that 'shrinks' are for the 'mentally ill' only but they are just there to help people sort out the problems they have.
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