Morningwood, Dämnit

[jaye]

I got this problem, every F****** Morning i wake up, I'm hard as rock.

what the hêll should i do?

[Neptune]

Thank God! One day all you will have is a wet noodle

[Art_Critic]

Go to the bathroom and take a pis*..

 

I hate the pis* hardon.. they have so much leverage that when you push down on it to go that your heels raise up off the floor..

 

 

That is power

[slubberdegullion]

Who says you have to do anything? It's entirely normal.

 

Once you break the 40-year-old barrier, you'll quickly understand 3 very important concepts:

1. Never waste and erection;
   
2. Never walk by a bathroom without using it; and,
   
3. Never trust a fart.

[jaye]

Who says you have to do anything? It's entirely normal.

 

Once you break the 40-year-old barrier, you'll quickly understand 3 very important concepts:

1. Never waste and erection;
   
2. Never walk by a bathroom without using it; and,
   
3. Never trust a fart.

I like your concepts but i'm not 40 yet, i'm 28.

[glittergurl]

Never trust a fart? I think I'm having a blonde moment here; I don't get it

[Art_Critic]

Never trust a fart? I think I'm having a blonde moment here; I don't get it

 

:lmao: .. If its a fart you don't mess your shorts

[westernxer]

Never trust a fart? I think I'm having a blonde moment here; I don't get it

 

Might be more sewage coming down the pipeline...

[glittergurl]

hahah

[whichwayisup]

I got this problem, every F****** Morning i wake up, I'm hard as rock.

what the hêll should i do?

 

Reach down and play with it!

[bunnzy]

Think about your mum.

That'll make it go away

[westernxer]

Think about your mum.

That'll make it go away

 

I think mine just shriveled up and died.

[bunnzy]

Unless your Oedipus that should make it stop every time. lol