Nostalgic Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 "Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And... Men? Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." Sounds pretty legit to me!! Any thoughts?
Art_Critic Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 "Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Why Climb ??? I think men need to learn to just take an ax and cut the damn tree down and take the apple at the top.
loony Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 "Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... Yeah! So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Yeah... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."
d'Arthez Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 "Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... Most men don't even know about the good ones! So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. But how often do you find a man in a tree? That is if he did not fall out of the window on the third floor. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." Depending on your taste in wine, you will still find that a lot of men are crappy .
loony Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 Depending on your taste in wine' date=' you will still find that a lot of men are crappy .[/quote'] *loony is stomping like crazy :bunny: *
westernxer Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 The best apples are the ones that fall on your head and expand your horizons about the invisible universe, a la Sir Isaac Newton and his laws on gravity. Even better are the ones that steal your innocence after the first bite, a la Adam and Eve and the Tree of Knowledge. I'm not sure if the apples are male or female... I guess it depends on your sexual preference.
d'Arthez Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 I'm not sure if the apples are male or female... I guess it depends on your sexual preference. Bi-sexual apples. There is one for Alpha to disprove!
slubberdegullion Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 There are few things as toxic as a bad metaphor. Stomping on men? What's next? Putting their stuff in a grinder? gawd... if a man said that about a woman, he'd be flamed into next week!
lindya Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 Bi-sexual apples. As long as you're not talking about Granny Smiths. The idea of that makes my stomach churn.
Author Nostalgic Posted October 14, 2005 Author Posted October 14, 2005 Stomping on men? What's next? Putting their stuff in a grinder?QUOTE] No, no. The author was just hinting at a little transformation, not with making the fellas completely useless:lmao: J/k!
Author Nostalgic Posted October 14, 2005 Author Posted October 14, 2005 Why Climb ??? I think men need to learn to just take an ax and cut the damn tree down and take the apple at the top. Hmm, Good Point. haha LOONY--how's it been going so far?
loony Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 haha LOONY--how's it been going so far? Wish me a good stomping, there's still a long way to go. By the way, will they really turn into good wine or will I not end up with vinegar in the end?
passinby Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 "Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." Haha--Brilliant!!
ReluctantRomeo Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Sounds pretty legit to me!! Any thoughts? Sounds to me like one of the stories the unwanted apples tell each other
Author Nostalgic Posted October 18, 2005 Author Posted October 18, 2005 Sounds to me like one of the stories the unwanted apples tell each other Verrry funny:rolleyes:
ReluctantRomeo Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Verrry funny:rolleyes: Don't mind me - I'm in a funny mood today
alphamale Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "Women are like apples on trees. Yeah, women are like apples...most of 'em are rotten to the core!
loony Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Yeah, women are like apples...most of 'em are rotten to the core! You didn't have the courage to go for one at the top, eh?
noclobber Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 "Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And... Men? Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, and if the Doctor happens to be a beautiful, sexy, attractive b*tch throw the freakin apples away!! Sounds pretty legit to me!! Any thoughts? An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, but if the Doctor happens to be a sexy, attractive b*tch keep the freakin apples away!!!
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