Jimbea Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 I have figured out the answer to life! Men, when we are about to do something stupid, we almost ALWAYS hesitate for a split second at the moment of stupidity. I think it's so we can just convince our self into doing it. It's hard to explain in words but watch any of Americas Home Videos with a guy on a roof, or going to try to jump a hill, he will pause for a moment and then you know his a$$ is landing on his head. Many will doubt my method but it is working, anytime you pause for a second before saying anything to a girl, stop and smack yourself as hard as you possibly can in the face. This will stop you from doing whatever stupid $h!t you were about to do/say and just think about pain for a second. Very powerful. You can find less harsh methods in person but this one is truly effective on the phone. -Enlightened
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