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Heartwarming Friendship Poem


slubberdegullion

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A good friend sent me this earlier today, so I thought it was worth sharing.

 

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

  1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
  2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
  4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
  5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories.
  6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
  7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
  8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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