slubberdegullion Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 A good friend sent me this earlier today, so I thought it was worth sharing. Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories.When you are confused - I will use little words.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Silas25 Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 I have received that one before and that really is the truth!
civettuolo Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 I recieved that as a birthday card! Loved it!
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