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Best and worst opening/chat up lines


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I want to cover you in rasberry couli and lick it all off.

 

I have thought it when I get the hit from someone  but I don't think it would be too cool as a chat up line lol 🙂

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I need help. 3 times I’ve clicked on the notifications  and didn’t realise it was this thread, read someone’s comment and been like .... 🤨😳😆

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Approach your intended target and make sure you have her full attention.

Slowly insert your index finger into your mouth making a sucking sound.

Remove the finger allowing for a little arc of droll to fall away from your lips and wipe your finger on her and say "Let's get you out of these wet clothes".

Works every time.

 

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So. Nice mask where did you get it?

Love to see your face under the mask.  Want to stand 6 inches apart. ? Hey who was that masked man?   (Lone Ranger joke)

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7 hours ago, balin said:

I want to cover you in rasberry couli and lick it all off.

 

I have thought it when I get the hit from someone  but I don't think it would be too cool as a chat up line lol 🙂

I always deliver mine with a cheeky grin ..And then usually laugh afterwards (I’m the comedian and the audience apparently)  so I can imagine that one working pretty well. 
Even if it didn’t work , I would still have laughed cos it was such a ridiculous thing to say! Love it 😊 

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one of the best opening lines is "Hi, my name is ____."  One of the worst opening lines is "Hi, my name is ____." 

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Well it wasn't a pick up line.

Yet when I asked a woman what her name was, on meeting her in a communal kitchen while caving.

She lent closer to me and purred "it can be whatever you want it to be".

Given she said that to me, I couldn't help but make fun of that. So I called her "Eric".

Which saw her smile fall off her face.

And I didn't get into her pants, which was fine since next. 🙂

I also found that yelling at a woman bartender, "bar wench", while inebriated worked on one occasion. Since after she got pissed off and wanted to know who said it, one of my mates dobbed me in. Yet after looking me up and down, she declared that I was cute and it was okay, Followed by taking me to her place (in a taxi) after she finished work and had a few drinks herself.

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