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Spill! I want to know the best and worst chat up lines that you’ve used or had used on you! 

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I used for a good while: 

F “Do you like pasta” 

XYZ “yes why?” 

F “ Cos I’m cannelloni” 

 

usually worked pretty well for a good laugh/ ice breaker  , unless they didn’t get ... in which case it was just me who laughed and moved on 

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Never used pick up lines but once when I was a bit younger a man told me I looked like a Sears catalog model. He mentioned the Sears catalog 😂

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Hahaha that is cute 

Oh btw beautiful 🐕!!!

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https://www.loveshack.org/forums/topic/368243-give-me-your-best-pick-up-lines/#comments

 

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16 minutes ago, mark clemson said:

 

Thanks!  I didn’t see that anywhere! RIP this thread lol. Tristian, feel free to delete. I’ll go and write my nonsense in there instead ! 

41 minutes ago, Realitysux said:

Never used pick up lines but once when I was a bit younger a man told me I looked like a Sears catalog model. He mentioned the Sears catalog 😂

now that’s funny! Bet you felt like a deer caught in the headlights 🤣 

 

25 minutes ago, Cookiesandough said:


Hahaha that is cute 

Oh btw beautiful 🐕!!!

Thank you! He’s my best bud. 

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Is your dad a terrorist? 

No, why?

Coz baby, you’re the bomb.

 

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Hey sweet thing... I'd like to take you to a movie, and buy you a fish sandwich.    AND... what I mean by fish sandwich is SEX... and what I mean by movie... I'm going to film it.  (LOL)

That's a line from "The Lady's Man."   Funny movie.

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Best chat up line used by an ex when we first meet: 'Hi', said with a disarmingly sexy smile, looking at me straight in the eyes. That's all it took.

 

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`Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.`

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36 minutes ago, Emilie Jolie said:

Best chat up line used by an ex when we first meet: 'Hi', said with a disarmingly sexy smile, looking at me straight in the eyes. That's all it took.

 

 That’s great unless you’re OLD and have to be witty! 
Really thinking about OLd again actually ....

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6 minutes ago, Fox Sake said:

 That’s great unless you’re OLD and have to be witty! 
Really thinking about OLd again actually ....

haha yeah, apparently 'hi' is the worst line to use on OLD. Never done OLD so can't help, but one of my friends is on it at the moment - she tells me the new OLD thing is rhyming poems? She showed me some of the stuff she got, it was cringe-worthy af.😬🤣

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The old joke in England was 'get your coat- you're pulled!'

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3 minutes ago, Ellener said:

The old joke in England was 'get your coat- you're pulled!'

get yer coat , you`re coming home with me.

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36 minutes ago, Emilie Jolie said:

haha yeah, apparently 'hi' is the worst line to use on OLD. Never done OLD so can't help, but one of my friends is on it at the moment - she tells me the new OLD thing is rhyming poems? She showed me some of the stuff she got, it was cringe-worthy af.😬🤣

That sounds cringe AF! 
I think I’ll just stick with being myself ! 

rhyming poem? Like 

.. roses are red violates are blue, give me your number, or I’ll f***ing stab you. 🤣🤣🤣

(Genuinely laugh at my own jokes too much. I wouldn’t actually use that in case anyone thought I was being legit) 

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Not that it is a pick up line... but one night (many years ago) on my way home from work; I stopped off at my local watering hole for a beer.  After a few minutes, a woman a few bar stools down from me asked me what the "black drink" was in my glass.  I answered it was a Guinness (as this bar had it on draft).  I told he it was quite tasty and that I would buy her one if she wanted to try it.  She answered "No... Yuk!"... I told her she didn't know what she was missing!! 

I changed bar stools closer to her and we chit-chatted a while.  At the end of the evening we exchanged phone numbers and I dated her for about 6 months. 

Who knows... maybe that was her pickup line to break the ice with guys she wanted to meet... it worked.

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4 hours ago, Fox Sake said:

.. roses are red violates are blue, give me your number, or I’ll f***ing stab you. 🤣🤣🤣

I'll be your eagle, you'll be my dove, I've only seen pics, but already I'm in love.

🤣🤮

I could probably think of several more, but I'll spare you...

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Is your dad a mechanic?
Cos you make my nuts tight! 

-face palm- 

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They don't have a cringe emote, but that's what I would have used...

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My 21yo has loads of them, I can't think of any right now, but he's pretty successful in getting the ladies attention!! When I recall some of his I'll pop them in here. 

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There's two that stand out in my mind but one of them's too filthy to write here.

 

The other was someone that was an acquaintance who two of my little friends that were younger than me had a crush on so it was completely inappropriate all the way around..

I used to go see bands just about every night. This night were particularly bad bands. 

 

He came up behind me and said, "Let's go f***.  No matter how bad we are, it still won't be as borin as these two bands."

 

 

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Is that a mirror outfit? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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On 6/4/2020 at 7:09 PM, Interstellar said:

Is your dad a terrorist? 

No, why?

Coz baby, you’re the bomb.

 

What the hell, LOL.

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My friend and I went out to dinner one night and decided to sit at the bar because the wait for a table was over an hour long.
It happened to be one of those nights where we were getting a lot of attention so we had several men approaching us while we waited for our food.

At one point, this man walks through the other men and says to me, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to let you know I have some diving gear in my car if you need it."
I smiled, raised my eyebrow  and asked, "I'm sorry. Why would I need diving gear?" 
He answered, "You clearly are surrounded by sharks right now and need a way out"

I was so caught off guard by his answer I laughed out loud.  He ended up having dinner with us and we are still friends to this day. 

 

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I favored the pickup lines in the early punk days, 1977.  Instead of saying nice things, you'd say hateful things that were quotes from bands.  One night I picked up two men and did the town after telling them "Why don't you go swallow razor blades."  (a Lou Reed lyric)

 

Or you could just go topple someone's chair you thought was cute.  Punk days were fun and barbaric.

 

 

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