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Relationship advice from male friends...lol


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Just wanted to share a laugh with everyone.

I work in an office with a lot of men, very few females work in the entire plant.

I decided the other day, just for fun, to ask the guys for some advice. OMG!!!..what a hoot!!

These are some of the answers I got;

 

1. Real men don't like to "chit-chat"...if he does..he's gay.

2. Real men don't like long emails...it's the same as "chit-chat"

3. Real men don't like "girly" things...or talking about "girly" things...etc...see the whole "chit-chat" reason above.

4. Real men only use their first name when they introduce themselves..if he adds his last name he's...omg..again with the "chit-chat" reason.

5. Real men don't like to cuddle after sex (ok..this one gets a little confusing, they can't exactly use the "gay" reason here)

6. Real men don't like to talk..period..and any man who does is...(Good lord...lol)

7. Real men don't see anything wrong with keeping an ex on the hook...they like the idea of having a "back-up" plan in place if things go wrong with their new gf.

8. Real men don't like long phone calls (Are we seeing a pattern here?...lol)

 

Mind you, these are all great guys. Do I think they're correct?...No. Do I think they were trying to get me to laugh?..yes.

You just have to love em...lol :D:):D

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Dang! I think if most men were that sort of 'real' men :rolleyes: , women would turn 'chit-chat' in droves :lmao:

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Wait until they get you hammered at the bar Friday night...

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