RecordProducer Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 slap you? or screw you? slap you ... screw you .... :lmao:
Naive Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 Let's hope you don't end up falling for this chick and she SCREWS you over! Or you can screw yourself by lying!
Author Gold Pile Posted September 26, 2005 Author Posted September 26, 2005 Naive, don't cha know me yet? "falling" for my perception of a gold digger is the last thing that will happen.
Naive Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 No, I don't know you. You never know what can happen:cool:
quankanne Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 feh! Goldy, you'd better be careful of what you say, the fates are just waiting to play a wicked trick with that kind of comment. :p
Author Gold Pile Posted September 29, 2005 Author Posted September 29, 2005 I'm having doubts she is a Gold Digger. She stopped the financial questions after our 2nd date. Is she convinced I'm a wealthy target and is now playing it cool. Or is she not a GD? I just cancelled our next date. I need time to think. Plus the date was a family (hers) event I wasn't looking forward to. I think sex is real close...next date maybe.
kitkat826 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Who knows..but if your goal is sex regardless, does it matter?
Author Gold Pile Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 Who knows..but if your goal is sex regardless, does it matter? Yes it matters. My goal was sex with gold diggers. I would not use the deception on non gold diggers. I'm not sure where they came from, but Gold Pile has ethics, and doesn't know how to cure them.
RecordProducer Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Gold Pile, has anyone ever told you that you're weird? Or will I be the first one?
Author Gold Pile Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 Gold Pile, has anyone ever told you that you're weird? Or will I be the first one? You would be the first person of such charm, youth, intellect, and beauty to say so.
RecordProducer Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 You would be the first person of such charm, youth, intellect, and beauty to say so. Ah, thank you, GP! So what are you going to do after sex happens?
Author Gold Pile Posted October 2, 2005 Author Posted October 2, 2005 Ah, thank you, GP! So what are you going to do after sex happens? Well RP, I didn't know you were interested! After a evening with you I would go to church to express thanks for the angelic beauty delivered unto GP the nite previous. This afternoon I had another doorway kiss with Ms Hispanic. Again I was rather shocked by the intensity. I purchased us both icecream cones, somehow I ended up wearing both of them....what a kiss! Multi colored candy sprinkles on my face, globs of vanilla on my neck + chest, more globs on my back, a broken melting cone in my hand. She handed me her mushed cone and closed the door in my face. I tell you the scene was not nearly as dignified as it sounds. GP nearly had to strip naked so as not to mess the new car. Returned home to find she left me another steamy voice message about where she'd like to stick the next cone. No more cones for her! Sadly, no sex for GP this weekend
RecordProducer Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Ahhhh, well I am curious so I will ask some more questions if you don't mind: What happened to the cones of ice cream? Did you eat hers? Seriously though she probably watched you through the window eating her... ice cream leftover and imagined it was her COLD PUSSY! How dare she not give you any after so much effort? So does it turn you on that she's playing hard to get? Be honest! Well RP, I didn't know you were interested! After a evening with you I would go to church to express thanks for the angelic beauty delivered unto GP the nite previous. Does evening mean that you would be happy to just spend an evening with me or that you would not spend the night with me after sex?
Author Gold Pile Posted October 2, 2005 Author Posted October 2, 2005 RP, I missed an opportunity. She would be watching, wouldn't she. Perhaps she enjoyed my strip tease. Yes I enjoy the hard to get bit. In most ways I find her uninteresting, but things sure come alive at the door. Does evening mean that you would be happy to just spend an evening with me or that you would not spend the night with me after sex? You're very interesting and easy on the eyes. So just an evening with you would be rewarding. Ideally in a setting that didn't cost much;) , a picnic, my place, your place. After sex? 1st I'd give you a health exam to make sure I hadn't over-excited you to dangerous levels. I would then enjoy gazing apon you, holding you while I rested. I'd sneak out early to get you something...a pastry or such. Wake you, with pastry in hand. Then politely exit.
RecordProducer Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Hahaha! Next thing I will turn you into a romantic fool! Why don't you just drop the games and look for your true love? No need to pretend that you're super wealthy especially since you said that you're making good money anyway (BTW, why do you insist on cheap dates?). Plus you obviously don't lack intelligence and humor. If you just straighten up your moral ethics, you'd be perfect. (We are making this thread a GP-and-RP-fan-club ). I don't know how you look, but I assure you, women are not obsessed with physical beauty as men are. What will you do when you meet Miss Right and you've pretended you're something that you're not? I would advise you to always be honest - you never know who will introduce you to your princess! There is no better feeling than knowing that someone loves you despite of... errr... for who you are! (I look forward to discover that feeling )
Author Gold Pile Posted October 3, 2005 Author Posted October 3, 2005 Plus you obviously don't lack intelligence and humor. Thank you RP. In time I will give up this game. (most likely when my new wheels are too old to pull off this image thing. ) I've had more wholesome times in my life, I will return to them. So far my one conquest was not hurt by the game, she dumped me after learning I was too frugal for her tastes. She was the hunter tracking the wrong animal. Hahaha! Next thing I will turn you into a romantic fool! With your mind, face and hair, what man would not be a fool for thee? If you just straighten up your moral ethics, you'd be perfect. Aw shucks, Thank you again!
RecordProducer Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 With your mind, face and hair, what man would not be a fool for thee? The gay man?
kitkat826 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Ok, enough of this bantering... did you have sex with her yet GP???!
BadBadGirl Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 judging from your posts, do what comes naturally, and don't be yourself--just like you do with all women.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 judging from your posts, do what comes naturally, and don't be yourself--just like you do with all women. If you judged my many of my posts, you'll see that I don't do this with all women. Kitkat writes: Ok, enough of this bantering... did you have sex with her yet GP???! No. 2 steamy kisses, thats all. But I know it's gonna happen soon.
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