Mary3 Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Alpha ? Are you 13 years old ? This sounds like you are in junior high or middle school. You know, trying to get LAID all the time and being frustrated ??
HokeyReligions Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 OK... If you know a woman likes you already or you're pretty sure she'd go out with you here is how you get into her pants easily. I've done this many times and it almost always works. The key here is to play this on a number of women so that you have a date for each weekend cause there is a built in time delay for each woman... he he he Scenario 1 OK...you meet some chick on the internet and email back and forth for a week or two and exchange pics. When you establish that she would be interested in meeting you totally stop all communication with her. Then, about four to six weeks later you send her and email giving her some bullshyt story about being out of town for work or some other legitimate-sounding lie like you cousin kicked-the-bucket. She will be even more into you now cause you did not come off as a dependent loser and you have other priorities and don't need women. Then you take her out and show her a good time and sex is almost guaranteed!! Scenario 2 You meet some bird at a bar or whereever and get her phone number. Then, you call her about a week later (at initial mtg you told her you'd call within a week) and chat her up and plan a date with her for a set night. Then....the night before the date you call her up and tell her you need to cancel cause some impt emergency happened (make it up!) and you're so upset and you'll try to call her within next few weeks if you feel up to it. Tell her you're real sorry and totally ham it up. Then...you call her like a month later and tell her your sad story (made up, of course) and you really want to see her. Then you take her out and show her a good time and sex is almost guaranteed!! Buwhahaha! From a woman's POV: Scenario 1: Meet some guys on the internet---blah blah blah---one (or more) of them disappear for a while and while gone the woman is having a wonderful time with others - knowing that if he wants her he'll come back and if she wants him all she has to do is act a little hurt and nurturing and she'll get what she wants while the guy thinks he's made another conquest. (there are many ways to feed an ego) Scenario 2: Meet some ducks at a bar or wherever and give ‘em your phone number. Woman begins receiving calls from different men on a daily basis. Plays up the sympathy and nurturing according to whatever pathetic story they give (woman easily recognizes these stories) and she has plenty of dates and sex when she wants and with whom she wants, while the guy(s) think they made another conquest.
Mary3 Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Talk to the guy , get his number , meanwhile respond to 10 other profiles. Get all the guys to call you and make plans for 7 days a week so that you are virtually date-ful all week. You think I am kidding ? Try me. Anyways Alpha while you are playing your games , we are busy, busy on the phone making other plans. Your scenerio # 2 is laughable... The first bu**munch that tries that stuff gets on my X list fast. I know how to play the player but its sad because most women dont want to play that game but you Don Juan Enthusiasts force us to draw our hands. You remain dateless and sexless for the most part dont you ? You rave about your conquests but I sure hope you dont get a disease from dipping your oil stick in soooooo many motors !
lookit Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Boy alphamale you sure know how to get replies. Hopefully you are not really like that, and are just trying to strike up some controversy.
whichwayisup Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Alpha ? Are you 13 years old ? This sounds like you are in junior high or middle school. You know, trying to get LAID all the time and being frustrated ?? :lmao: :lmao: I guess you don't know our dear Alpha very well Mary. Ahhh, you just made me laugh so hard...I can't wait till he reads this.
Mary3 Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Well thanks. ALpha is incredibly funny , direct and hopefully is not REALLY like he professes to be..... You hear that Alpha ???
clandestinidad Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 originally posted by RainyDayWoman: self sucks LMAO!!! aaa-hahahaha theres nuthin quite like auto-fellatio!!!
RecordProducer Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 theres nuthin quite like auto-fellatio!!! Q: Why does a dog lick his balls? A: Because he can!
Author alphamale Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 I like them on a train, I like them on a plane. I do not like green eggs and ham, but I do like pussy. Tanbark I am. Now that's funny!
Author alphamale Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 but, maybe they do need to...because the self sucks, so they need to resort to trickery to get some female attention they couldn't otherwise get. last I checked, RDW....females have made a cottage industry of resorting to trickery to get male attention. I see it everywhere I go. Lipstick, heels, push-up Bras....and not to mention the "tricks" they resort to to get a man to marry them....Jeez
Author alphamale Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 and they get mad at me for the gold pile routine.
Author alphamale Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 You remain dateless and sexless for the most part dont you ? Not really....but if you think I do, MARY3, then I do
RainyDayWoman Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 everyone knows both guys and girls all have their "games" and that it usually plays little part in whether they end up with the person or not. i think it's allllllll chance. you must have missed this part, alpha. but for the most part, i will say that i have never met a women who "plans" it quite like this. "this is what i'll say when i meet him, this is what i will do in 4-6 weeks. this is how i will act." from what i've seen, the "plan" is usually "this is when i think i might sleep with him." and it usually don't go as planned.
lindya Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 from what i've seen, the "plan" is usually "this is when i think i might sleep with him." and it usually don't go as planned. Always best to allow matters to take their course and see what transpires. Once you have an outcome, it's then time to prepare notes about the strategy you used and your successful application of theories X, Y and Z.
RainyDayWoman Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Always best to allow matters to take their course and see what transpires. Once you have an outcome, it's then time to prepare notes about the strategy you used and your successful application of theories X, Y and Z. wow, lindya, you've got it down to a science.
Mary3 Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Alpha how often do you get some ? How many innocent lambs have you gotten to the slaughterhouse er ...I mean dates....or I mean your bed ? lol
poeticus Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 It's really simple, people. Women want a GOOD guy, not a nice guy. A guy with self-respect, confidence, charm.. who has his OWN life, but is also respectful of his girlfriend, is fun to be around, and isn't "perfect." Being a jerk to a woman in order to get laid might work with more immature women, but trust me, the more mature women won't fall for this. And to guys who try to scam women for sex: stop being morons. You're doing more harm for men as a whole. You're just adding to the distrust and skepticism that some women show towards men in dating situations. You're making it tougher, in the long run, for all of us. And of course, it's not like you're actually getting laid left and right with those sophomoric approaches, so get over it. If you want sex so badly, be honest about it. You'd be surprised how many women are okay with a casual fling if you're just upfront about it. Everybody likes sex..duh. But it's more of a turn-off to women if men are shady in their approach.
Mary3 Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Thanks Poeticus for a mature approach on how to really get a women. Hear that Alpha ?? All the money you paid and advice you read on how to scam women into the bed isn't working ... I give you kudos tho Alpha for posting all your * moves * on this site so us girls can be more keen and aware of these potential games...
ReluctantRomeo Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Always best to allow matters to take their course and see what transpires. Once you have an outcome, it's then time to prepare notes about the strategy you used and your successful application of theories X, Y and Z. Lol, the scientific and experimental method. No wonder our outlooks mesh so well
lindya Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Lol, the scientific and experimental method. No wonder our outlooks mesh so well Here's an example of it in practice. Boss: Lindya - Show us what you learned on the course we spent £2,500 on, and you took 5 days off work to attend. Lindya: Yes ma'am. In this PowerPoint presentation, I will meet a client and put my newly learned skills into practice. Please excuse the drawings of stick men. Client comes into office. I make eye contact, smile, greet and shake hands and invite the client to sit down. On the course, we brainstormed a term for this part of the meeting for several hours, inclusive of lunch and coffee breaks. We came up with the "meeting and greeting stage." Moving along, you'll see how in this series of pictures the stickwoman (me) is alternating between concerned frowns and reassuring nods. This is me "relating" to the client. Then, to ensure that I have processed all information accurately, I parrot everything the client has said (more concisely and articulately, of course) Thereby "reflecting". I then become "directive". I outline proposed action and every potential problem and pitfall to the client. When he starts looking confused and scared, and nods vigorously, this means that I have taken his instructions and the meeting is complete. My application of the theories and skills I learned on the course were therefore successful, promoted good client relations and ensured continued business for the firm. Boss: (knowing nod and wink to the IT manager) Tell us all about the role a website called "Loveshack" played in the development of these fantastic client relation skills you have. Lindya: Certainly. Moving onto the more advanced part of the presentation about "red flag" clients.... Boss: You're sacked, Lindya Lindya: Yes Ma-am
ReluctantRomeo Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Moving onto the more advanced part of the presentation about "red flag" clients.... Would these be clients you catch getting sweaty and excited looking at glossy brochures of your competitors? Or they're 45 and have never committed to a supplier?
lindya Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Would these be clients you catch getting sweaty and excited looking at glossy brochures of your competitors? Or they're 45 and have never committed to a supplier? Glossy brochures of my competitors? I'd like to see those too!
ReluctantRomeo Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Glossy brochures of my competitors? I'd like to see those too! Well, send me yours and I'll tell you more
lindya Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Well, send me yours and I'll tell you more You're flirting with me! And on Alpha's thread about scamming women too!
ReluctantRomeo Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 You're flirting with me! And on Alpha's thread about scamming women too! What better place? I think Alpha would approve... provided I suddenly disappear for a month then come back to tell you that I was unavoidably detained, reading "brochures"...
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