centered Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Okay, you've finally found her. The one you can see yourself with while going over the credit card bills. The one you trust with your car keys. The one you let go through your dresser drawers while she puts the folded laundry away. The holidays are coming up, and you want to tell her how you really feel about her. So what are some great ways to tell her you love her? As a chick, I know what *I* would like, so I'll give you some ideas for sharing your feelings: 1) Open your mouth, move your tongue and blow air out your throat while making some noise. Practice this technique until she can hear what sounds like "I Love You" coming from your head. 2) If you are German, try the same technique as in step #1, but try forming the sounds for "Ich Liebe Dich." 3) For other nationalities, try substituting the sounds in Step #1 with whatever your native language equivalent is. 4) To make it really unique and special, something she'll remember for the rest of her life, try the technique in Step #1 while she's in the room with you. 5) If you feel especially close to her, try Step #1 while you're in the same room with her. Besides, the phone is something most guys don't really know how to use when it comes to women, so make it easy on yourself. (Tip: Not using the phone will save some calling plan phone minutes, too!) 6) If you're the romantic type, turn around and try facing her while attempting Step #1. She'll just melt. Especially if you are looking at her. 7) Another great idea: Try Step #6 while she's awake. It's cool to practice steps 4, 5 or 6 on her while she's sleeping. But this really works best when you can both make eye contact. Yeah, we appreciate all the other stuff, too. Sharing your pizza, twisting off the bottle caps and letting us have half of your beer, the occasional squeeze when no one is watching. But the wrods are nice, too, and very very special. And one more thing -- if you want to keep her around, and the feeling is real, tell her at least once a year. Otherwise, you'll have no trouble with someone trying to hog the bed at night.
Art_Critic Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 6) If you're the romantic type, turn around and try facing her while attempting Step #1. She'll just melt. Especially if you are looking at her. I'm sorry I can't hear you .. Your thighs are covering my ears.. Did you want me to tell you I Love You ? ... Okay .. I wuv u :lmao:
johan Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Hm. You should work on your sarcasm. I don't like to use the German language to express my love. I can't get past the fact that "dich" is pretty close to "dick". Maybe it's my hang up, but I don't want her getting mixed up and translating it as "I love dick." Even if she catches the error herself, once that little idea is there it's hard to get rid of. You can go for the Russian if you want: Ya tibya lublu. Ya tibya hachu.
AmberAriesMom Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Bull hokkey.....anyone can say I Love You....I actually have a cat that can say I Love You....but at least I think the cat means it!
bluechocolate Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction.
Aimée Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. :lmao: :lmao:
HokeyReligions Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. Buwahahaha! "Oliver Mews"
bluechocolate Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. Buwahahaha! "Oliver Mews" I hadn't heard "Oliver Mews" - works just as well. (p.s. anyone you know?)
NTB Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. i'm confused will she think i love her or think that i am saying she has big feet
bluechocolate Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. i'm confused will she think i love her or think that i am saying she has big feet That's why you have to silently mouth the words.
Outcast Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 I hadn't heard "Oliver Mews" - works just as well. There isn't an 'm' in 'I love you' so the lip dip that m's require would be a dead giveaway. However there's always 'Eye loaf few'.
Vega Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 1) Practice this technique until she can hear what sounds like "I Love You" coming from your head. 2) 3) 4) To make it really unique and special, something she'll remember for the rest of her life, try the technique in Step #1 while she's in the room with you. 5) If you feel especially close to her, try Step #1 while you're in the same room with her. Besides, the phone is something most guys don't really know how to use when it comes to women, so make it easy on yourself. (Tip: Not using the phone will save some calling plan phone minutes, too!) 6) If you're the romantic type, turn around and try facing her while attempting Step #1. She'll just melt. Especially if you are looking at her. 7) Another great idea: Try Step #6 while she's awake. It's cool to practice steps 4, 5 or 6 on her while she's sleeping. But this really works best when you can both make eye contact. Wait a minute! Some loon is going to stand in an empty room and blow through his mouth in an attempt to send a signal to his gf via 'mind reading'? Then to make it unique do this with her in the room - but with with his back to her and her asleep. If you are romantic face her while she's asleep? So that means the other way is not romantic? (well, here I agree -- any nut mumbling and breathing heavy in the dark with his back turned is not my idea of romantic either!) And another great idea is to do it while she's awake! Yeah! Great idea - give the girl a chance to get away! Uh huh! If I walked in on my bf while he had his back turned and was mumbling and 'blowing' in a corner I would call the paramedics. If I awoke to find him facing me and doing that I would freak and call 9-1-1 and get the heck out of dodge! And what's with the tip about saving calling time? WTF?
HokeyReligions Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Wait a minute! Some loon is going to stand in an empty room and blow through his mouth in an attempt to send a signal to his gf via 'mind reading'? Then to make it unique do this with her in the room - but with with his back to her and her asleep. If you are romantic face her while she's asleep? So that means the other way is not romantic? (well, here I agree -- any nut mumbling and breathing heavy in the dark with his back turned is not my idea of romantic either!)And another great idea is to do it while she's awake! Yeah! Great idea - give the girl a chance to get away! Uh huh! If I walked in on my bf while he had his back turned and was mumbling and 'blowing' in a corner I would call the paramedics. If I awoke to find him facing me and doing that I would freak and call 9-1-1 and get the heck out of dodge! And what's with the tip about saving calling time? WTF? Bufwasputtersputterbuwhahahaha!
IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Yeah, I'm with Vega. I don't understand the concept of blowing into someones mouth. Does the movement of your tongue make the air a different pitch and eventually I love you will come out? Why can't people be traditional anymore. Bring her back to the spot you met. I said a line from shrek while I was laying in the bed at the ER. I said "That'll do Donkey, That'll do. In an irish accent. And that was it. He said he loved me.
Opium Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 You can just silently mouth the words "elephant shoes" when she's looking in your direction. I just looked like the biggest idiot whispering "elephant shoes" in front of my computer while holding a pocket mirror, Thanxs for reminding me how bored I am!
littlekitty Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 We always used 'colourful'.... works just as well!! What's next? Rude words on a calculator?!! Who can do BOOBIES?!!
HokeyReligions Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 I just looked like the biggest idiot whispering "elephant shoes" in front of my computer while holding a pocket mirror, Thanxs for reminding me how bored I am! Thanx! I just blew coffee out my nose!
CHAZ87 Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Instead of telling her she has big feet, tell her, silently, "Olive Soup". That might work.
PDPullmn612 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 or just try mouthing "Olive Juice", that can work also.
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Hm. You should work on your sarcasm. Seems good enough to me - I wouldn't encourage practice. You can go for the Russian if you want: Ya tibya lublu. Ya tibya hachu Only if you're capable of distinguishing a dative from an accusative, you banana! Love matters always sound good to me in French. Nothing beats je t'aime. Although je jouie comes close
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