Do your pets watch you while with your mate?

[Woggle]

The other day my wife and I were having a makeout session on the couch and the cat just kept staring at us like it was the most interesting thing in the world. It started weirding me out after a while. Does he even know what we are doing and what is going on? Do you throw your pets out of the room before you get it on?

[preraph]

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[Garlend]

Whenever my little lady and I are getting it on, our eight adopted felines act as if they're annoyed by our passionate activity.

 

It's as if they're rolling their eyes and muttering, "Oh, not this crap again!"

[Happy Lemming]

I know this is going to sound crazy, but I dated a woman with multiple cats and the cats would follow us into the bedroom and watch. Maybe the large one was the "Alpha Cat" and the rest just followed, but they all watched, intently.

 

When we were finished, I always expected them to hold up score cards... And the large one to announce the scores in a deep voice, like ice skating scores.

 

The tabby gave them an 7.0

The calico gave them a 7.5

A 6.0 from the short hair

The Persian with a 6.5 score

And a 9.5 from the kitten, now that was a gift score...

 

LOL!!

[Chris2016]

I think they smell fish

[RecentChange]

The pets get kicked out of whatever room we are in. The last thing in the world I want to hear is the damned dog licking itself or the freaking cat getting ready to hurl a hairball.

 

I love them and all.... But kinda like kids, they don't need to be around during our "adult time".

[Woggle]

Is my cat just a pervert who likes to watch humans doing it?

[basil67]

Our dog didn't watch - instead he used to race out through the doggy door and bark outside our window. Only when I was reaching orgasm.

 

It kind of got to a stage that I'd break my own build up because I'd collapse into giggles at the dog.