Angelina1433 Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 So last night I went out. I was sitting at the bar when this guy comes and plops down next to me. He looks at me and says (without saying "hi"), "You are very delicate." I said "thanks". He says, "I could break you in two. I know Jujitsu." I got up and quickly moved away. I think he was either trying to impress me or - he wanted to kill me... Anyone else experienced similar bizarre-o pick up lines?
Rosalind Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 A guy approached me recently, looked me up and down, then said "Know what would look really good on you?"..I say "no, what"..he says "ME!" pig-dog
Marshbear Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Rosalind A guy approached me recently, looked me up and down, then said "Know what would look really good on you?"..I say "no, what"..he says "ME!" pig-dog If it was me I would have walked up to you and said "MEOW". I would have had you on the spot....
A Fly onThe Wall Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Angelina1433 "You are very delicate." I said "thanks". He says, "I could break you in two. Maybe he was hung like a horse and you misunderstood how he was going to split you in two ..
Author Angelina1433 Posted July 30, 2005 Author Posted July 30, 2005 Oh, fly - you are grossing me out!
lindya Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Anyone else experienced similar bizarre-o pick up lines? When I gave a homeless guy 50p and he roared out "Come live in sin, with me in my bin."
Author Angelina1433 Posted July 30, 2005 Author Posted July 30, 2005 Shut up! That is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud.
A Fly onThe Wall Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by lindya "Come live in sin, with me in my bin." :lmao:
JadeStar Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 LOL Rosalind, pig-dog Along time ago a guy said to me..."Girl your legs must be tired, cuz you been running through my mind all day." LOL yeah whatever!! Jade
A Fly onThe Wall Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 How about " You remind me of my fear of snakes. "
Marshbear Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Some of my favorites. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Be unique and different, just say yes. Can I flirt with you? Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? All those curves, and me with no brakes Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! II know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? IIf I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Just where do those legs of yours end?
seahorse Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Hopeful guy in bar to young lady: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Young lady. : "Unfertilised!"
laRubiaBonita Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 the best one i have ever Used MYSELF: I was playing solo pool, after m,y friend decided not to meet me. the table ect to me were these two hott guys! and, they did not have a Frame to set their balls( haha) so the one hottest guy asks if he can use mone, and i sais"yeah, for a dollar" OMG~ he was such a gOOd lay..........That night!
SoftDrink Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 i'll use a girl talking a guy for example in this one, but it can work both ways: girl: (touching shirt) "is this cotton?" guy: "yes, it is." girl: (touching "groin area") "then this must be felt..." i love that one, but be careful...some people don't like to be touched. but for the most part, even if it doesn't work, it does get a good laugh!
Rosalind Posted August 1, 2005 Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Marshbear If it was me I would have walked up to you and said "MEOW". I would have had you on the spot.... Yep...and a demure 'mew' right back atcha
NYCmitch25 Posted August 1, 2005 Posted August 1, 2005 I would say "Do you live around here often?" ... he he he (combination of two: "do you come here often" and "do you live around here"). My friend told me about a line that "worked "where he would say something really bizzare to the girl about her looks to make her think all night about it and finally work up the nerve to come up and ask him about it.. I wish i coudl remember the line..
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