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Trapped in the apartment (part 1)


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Ok heres the story:

 

There's this girl at work that I have had a strong crush on for about a year and a half. I haven't been able to really say too much to her because I just get so nervous around her. My heart skips a beat when I see her and I can't even look her in the eye. Getting nervous isn't really my thing, but she really does something to me on level that I just can't explain.

 

So I get promoted last month to a new position (that I started today) and I find out that this woman is going to be on the same training class (which started Monday and ended Thursday) and same team as I am. So as fate would have it, throughout the training she just happens to sit at the same desk as I do along with two of her friends. I play it cool (as cool as I can without turning into a bumbling idiot) and begin to manage a cohesive dialog with her. We eventually start going out to lunch, exchange phone numbers and talk a bit on the phone.

 

So on Wednesday, the girl in question and her two friends go out to lunch again. While we are there one of the her friends suggests that we should all get together at her apartment for drinks that night. We all agree and i'm pretty stoked that my crush is gonna be there. Later that night I head out to the apartment and I call my crush to see if she was on her way... She says that she is not going to be able to make it because her son isn't feeling well... :( I had already called the host and told her that I was on my way and it would be rude to back out, so I decided to still go.

Once I got there, her friend had the soft music on, candles lit and the wine on chill. Not two minutes in, the other friend calls up and says that she can't make it either!!!!

 

Here I am stuck at this womans apartment that I have absolutley no attraction to whatsoever. (she reminds me of my mom). I'm sitting on the end of the couch, she's on the other end with her back to arm of the sofa, legs wide open (she was wearing jeans) and crotch pointing right at me.

 

Then I come up with what could be my only hope for survival... I chug my full bottle of beer in about 2 seconds and ask for another. While she was in the kitchen, I whip out my cell and text a friend of mine. I ask her to call me in 5 minutes. Yeah thats it! I'll come up with some reason why I have to go! My mind begins to frantically think of excuses to leave. She comes back to the couch and sits down.

 

5 min go by...

She stretches out her legs. I scoot the other direction.

 

10 min go by...

She puts both of her feet on my thigh. I scoot over even further.

 

15 min go by...

She puts her feet under my thigh. I almost fall off the couch.

 

I finish the other beer I had and ask for another. When she goes to the kitchen I whip out my cell. To my horror, this is what it said.

 

"NO SERVICE"

 

to be continued...

(it's getting a bit long winded, let me know if you want to hear the rest)

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I hate to break it to you - but it seems like the wrong girl is interested in you. Sounds like her friends were buying into the drinks at her place as a ruse to get you there, and bailed - as planned.

 

Suggest you move on. Also its never a good idea to date someone at work, so count your blessings.

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