mortensorchid Posted August 27, 2016 Posted August 27, 2016 This didn't happen to me, it happened to someone else ... I drive for Lyft on weekends. One day this summer I answered a ping and I am in a sketchy neighborhood in my city. A guy gets into the car and says "Thank God! I am NEVER internet dating again!" I start driving him and asked what he meant. He said he didn't know me (of course, we had just met and I was driving him) and he went to meet someone. She advertised that she was 22, and she answered the front door completely naked. He ran. I said I was proud of him, because if he went inside there were probably some guys waiting to jump him. Then I turned to him and said "How old are you, guy?" He said he was 53. I said "Guy, she didn't want you, she wanted your house!" I dropped him off at his apartment building and said good night. Weeks later, I answer a ping at the same apartment building and lo and behold, it's the same guy. He recognized me and was happy to see me. I said "Hey I remember you!" He assured me he was not internet dating again. I said that's none of my business what he's doing. I dropped him off at a strip club. I laughed to myself, he'll meet a nice classy woman in there. 1
Ruby Slippers Posted August 27, 2016 Posted August 27, 2016 Lookin' for love in allll the wrong places... You could start a blog about your driving experiences
Gaeta Posted August 27, 2016 Posted August 27, 2016 One of my funny stories, I got several. When to meet this guy over coffee. He was perfect on paper, pretty respectable during our first meeting so I accept a second date (a movie). We get to the movies and pick a spot. The lights are out but the previews have not started yet. Suddenly he looks over me to my left and he says OH NO! I ask what what?? and he says: See that woman and 3 kids walking our way? It's my ex wife and my 3 kids (LOL). She sat next to ME. The whole movie I had him on my right, and her on my left. They kept bending forward to look at each other. When we got out she came to us with the kids. The youngest went: daddy daddy is she your new girlfriend?? lol His ex introduced herself, she was very polite. I could see my date and his ex had unfinished business. These 2 were still in love it was clear as water. Finally she left with her kids and he looked at me and said: I guess you want to go back home now eh? I said YEP! We wished each other good luck and never spoke again. 4
angel.eyes Posted August 28, 2016 Posted August 28, 2016 Lookin' for love in allll the wrong places... You could start a blog about your driving experiences ...or an HBO series.
Arieswoman Posted August 28, 2016 Posted August 28, 2016 A friend of mine met a guy with OLD at a pub. That day she'd just had a new partial denture fitted, which consisted of a plate with wires and one tooth. She asked for a G & T which came with a slice of lemon (mistake No.1). As she was sucking the piece of lemon (mistake No.2) it somehow got entangled with the wires of her new device. She panicked, thinking she might choke and pulled the piece of lemon out of her mouth. It came out taking the device with it which fell in her drink on the table. She apologised to the guy, said she's just got a new dental device, fished it out of her drink and proceeded to remove the lemon from it. The guy excused himself to go to the loo/bathroom and never came back. No more G & T's for her. :laugh:
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