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"My wife is not a bad person. She just had a bad childhood."

 

 

 

Sounds like a line used to excuse a mm for trying to cake eat for as long as he can. I wonder if the guy who said this one would try recycling it to use in his next A.

 

I expect he would, as it's easier than coming up with something new, and if it worked once...

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Sounds like a line used to excuse a mm for trying to cake eat for as long as he can. I wonder if the guy who said this one would try recycling it to use in his next A.

 

I expect he would, as it's easier than coming up with something new, and if it worked once...

 

I doubt it did. I doubt any "lines" work. More likely women (or men) are going to do what they intended to anyway, and the "line" makes no difference.

 

Unless it's just too cheesy, and turns off the potential paramour.

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What ones have you heard, either personally or second hand from others?

 

"Marriage oppresses women. Having sex with someone else is striking a blow for women"

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Yep. I was impressed when the cat later made a thick ring around both her legs just above the ankles.

 

You get kinky cats?

 

Who knew!

 

How about

"I have no idea who those women are - they must be spam emails"

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I doubt it did. I doubt any "lines" work. More likely women (or men) are going to do what they intended to anyway, and the "line" makes no difference.

 

Unless it's just too cheesy, and turns off the potential paramour.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

all one needs to do is look at the number of ow/om who have fallen for the lines mm/mw use. Obviously, they work.

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"Marriage oppresses women. Having sex with someone else is striking a blow for women"

 

That is odd.

 

if someone doesn't agree with marriage, then why get married. that makes them a hypocrite. mind you, i can't say I'm surpired as there is a lot of that going around.

 

it also smacks of passive aggressiveness. someone who doesn't believe in marriage, yet gets married any way and then does what they can to sabotage it. That's really quite strange. Then again, what about the person whowho uses that as an excuse for preferring mm/mw, because they subconsciously want to make up fr some lack they have in their lives or to put a band aid on some childhood trauma because their own mom/ dad or both cheated.

 

Of course, there are all sorts of people who say they don't agree with marriage but will marry anyway for tax reasons, for citizenship/so they can live i the same country as their spouse, or for some other reason.

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

all one needs to do is look at the number of ow/om who have fallen for the lines mm/mw use. Obviously, they work.

 

I disagree. I don't think those are the *lines* working. I think those are _hormones_ working.

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That is odd.

 

if someone doesn't agree with marriage, then why get married. that makes them a hypocrite. mind you, i can't say I'm surpired as there is a lot of that going around.

 

it also smacks of passive aggressiveness. someone who doesn't believe in marriage, yet gets married any way and then does what they can to sabotage it. That's really quite strange. Then again, what about the person whowho uses that as an excuse for preferring mm/mw, because they subconsciously want to make up fr some lack they have in their lives or to put a band aid on some childhood trauma because their own mom/ dad or both cheated.

 

Of course, there are all sorts of people who say they don't agree with marriage but will marry anyway for tax reasons, for citizenship/so they can live i the same country as their spouse, or for some other reason.

 

People marry for all sorts of reasons. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. You can phone up and make an appointment to marry and be married within an hour, if your paperwork is in order. Britney Spears being a case in point.

 

If you're honest with your partner about why you're marrying, and mutual expectations, it's no one's business but yours (as a couple). The issues arise where one party unilaterally changes the agreement - without negotiation, or even communicating the intention.

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New one.

 

"My penis slipped"

 

or

 

"she fell onto my lap and my flies were open"

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New one.

 

"My penis slipped"

 

or

 

"she fell onto my lap and my flies were open"

 

I read of a judge buying that as a defence in a rape trial :mad:. I don't remember where but think it was somewhere in the US.

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"she fell onto my lap and my flies were open"
This brings back a few very painful memories.

I read of a judge buying that as a defence in a rape trial :mad:. I don't remember where but think it was somewhere in the US.
I remember reading about something like this. I'm fairly sure it was in the UK and the defendant was very wealthy.
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Reminds me of the old tried and true:

 

"It just happened."

 

 

 

 

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So many lines, so many lies, so many minimizers.

 

My (now wife) was involved in a PA with a MM while single before me (actually there were two), and later downshifted to EA when she was with me.

 

 

From MM to single woman: You can still love your spouse and cheat, my wife has someone too, its part of my culture.

 

From WW to me: When we had sex no fluids were exchanged (?), he had whiskey D, he helped me deal with the death of my father, I was not doing anything wrong (adultery/Cheating) when it was PA because I was single, It was part of his culture, he was not hurting his wife he treated her well, I was not doing anything wrong (cheating) when I was with you because there was no sex (EA), how dare you spy on me and invade my privacy!, and more.

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New one.

 

"My penis slipped"

 

I thought that was for anal. ;)

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[referring to AP]

 

"He is my soulmate."

 

If I read another cheating story with that line I'm going to lose it.

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New one.

 

"My penis slipped"

 

or

 

"she fell onto my lap and my flies were open"

 

I remember reading some lines like this in the book 'He's just not that into you'. I remember there was a funny line at the end like 'Men wanted to know just how such an accident can occur'. :p

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-our marriage has been dead for years

 

I heard that one A LOT! Variations were, "it's been over for years," and "we've lead separate lives for years." Then I'd wonder if she was still washing his socks. :laugh:

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"It's your fault, you made me do it"

 

"Stop asking so many questions!"

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how about the every popular

" my wife/husband and I have an understanding"

 

" we have an open marriage" ( of course, oftentimes the bs doesn't know this)

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